SGDQ (Summer Games Done Quick) 2022

yeah it's pretty gay

My run is up next! Wish me luck!

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What happened to that tranny proto magical faggot whatever?

Back in "my day", the late 90s early 00s, girls wore miniskirts unironically, tube tops that showed nipples and thongs so tiny they were just string.

Yes, I want to go back.

user migration

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Let's fucking
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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>Now: Super Meat Boy

>subpixel precision
wtf is that?

I'm looking forward to that one run later this week, forgot the name of it.

That's not a man but I wish it was

is it possible we've seen a FtM runner but we didn't know cause they were passing?

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>a fookin flash game

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iirc it was banned from SGDQ and GDQ after it had a mental breakdown on some speedrunning forum

Made up bullshit just like "frame perfect"

another way to say "I'm a faggot"

But Wind Waker will start before this thread is over...

GO TO THE BATHROOM

how could you forget runescape?

Have you come out of the closet yet and proposed to gymnast, linkus?

Went insane with multiple personalities, left the organization, now back down to one “personality”.

Those weren't skirts, those were belts pretending to be skirts.

Here's hoping this is the last GDQ.
Fingers crossed for ESA not being this shitty.

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where are the black girls?

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True. My point kinda stands though.

god I hate super meat boy
>what if your character was a tiny dot

don't remind me of that goth mommy
>tfw she won't make you lick her boots while scrolling uninterested through her phone

Animal Crossing is not scheduled this year.

Most 3d games the textures are at a resolution thst don't match the physics engine. So 1 pixel of the ground texture isn't 1 unit of movement, meaning there are sub pixels within the visual pixels of the terrain.

We'll get a lot of posts when we rate the run and while waiting for the mandatory interview

>1 week for a million dollars
>800k in one day
what

ZOOOMERS DOOD THEY ARE THE WORST I HATE YOUNG PEOPLE

Where did the muscles come from? Did she/he (whatever) work out or something? I don't think they had those muscles before transitioning? The arms are skinny as fuck, but look at the abs, it's like a weird body type.

No muscle at all in the arms or shoulders but it's all in the stomach.

It means pixel perfect but also dependent on other underlying variables independent of character position and timing.

He said he doesn't know anything about this game

I jumped intro the thread too quickly and fell...

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This runner kinda sucks

way too fat

Why does she have tranny knees?

Black girls aren't allowed at GDQ events, or they're rare when you see them.

anyone know if the OoT user finished his run? i was really rooting for him

Its all fucking fake dude. This is the worst gdq yet with the lowest viewership yet (excluding the origins). Its a scam.

You millennials were so lucky.

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ab implants but idk what else has been worked on besides the boobs obviously

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someone claimed in a thread a couple days ago that he threatened to kill a judge or a politician in a tweet so they were forced to ban him

lol idiot lmao

ATTENTION GAMERS

Don't sit on your plump bottoms all day!
Drink water! Stay hydrated!
Stand up and stretch!
Move your sexy body!

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This garbage game better not go over estimate

Shalom, user. I have no idea what you're talking about, everything smells fine.

Any uterus people lurking the thread?

this but unironically
there is a marked difference between zoomers (post social media existence) and everyone else (pre-social media existence)

I want to lick every inch of her body

Yeah, things were objectively cooler in some ways

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Looking like there is some trouble building mass there from not having high t levels for 30 some odd years. Eventually they'll normalize but I think the core is way quickly to masculinize

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That's very transphobic of you. You WILL be banned from gdq chat forever

It's hard to motivate myself to be healthy when everyone in my family is a dumpy, fat piece of shit
Like why even bother, at best I'll get fit and then they'll start treating me like garbage out of jealousy

JOHN

It is a fair point.

TFW I got sent to an all grils school and that still was the trend there.

what a shame

I'm a person with testicles.

It's a good point though. Female zoomer clothing style is surprisingly conservative with their high-waste pants.

>Ab implants

Ah, so they're not even real muscle/abs? Kek.

I only ironically have a uterus

isn't that a good thing though? do we want women to be whores?

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>Shoes off
>Socks remain on
Wtf is this shit

hot lesbian school girl sex

All the GDQ newfags think a new event is going to do worse than the last only for them to launder all the money at the last minute. GDQ is basically a company now where they can't afford to have less revenue than last year

FUCKING

I would have had a raging erection every day. In my teen years I was not known for being able to keep it hidden.

SMB is such a good game, I can't believe what they did with the "sequel". What a fucking shame.

LEGS

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I see girls in short shorts often, but not all of them have the body or confidence to wear stuff like that.

this game aged poorly
it was good in 2010 but the design is boring and graphics are just ugly

>letting
Cuckold.

>shitouts into the toilet
what did he mean by this?

>wearing shoes indoors
Do Americans really?

Nah, but the 90s/00s girls were self-aware whores. There was no feminism. Women were fuckdolls and the competition among women was who could be the best whore.

Well if we want to pump those abortion numbers up we do

here's your indie platformer level design

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>shoutout for wife letting me come here
what a fucking simp and cuckold. i bethis wife doesn't even carry his child

legs!!!!

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RATE THE RUN

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Shoutouts to Shoutouts

Is that you, T-mothy?

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S
love me some meat boy

Why would you stop the timer wHEN NO ONE FUCKING CALLED TIME

C

cuuuuuuuuuute
cutecutecute

i remember the teacher calling me up to the front of the class to do work on the white board and i just had to say "no, sorry. im not going up" because i had a boner. she glared at me for a few seconds then i think she understood.

C

Holy shit its like celeste fucking POOOG

kys trannies

C super CRAP boy

I don't know, I feel like growing up with the internet has made people way more depraved sexually nowadays

Super Meat Penis Person

There is no chance his children are white

C for Cuckold runner
LETS
FREAKING
GOOOOOOO

C

C

A
skilled runner, showed off some cool tricks, occasional cringe

D this genre is garbage and a mistake

B+, solid run

B
it was pretty good

Nah these are the types of people where the husband gets a vasectomy and the wife gets knocked up by someone else and the husband either pretends everything is okay and tries not to kill himself everyday of his life and raises the kid or kills himself

Nashbros it keeps happening...

C - shoutouts to the runner. I love calzone, Let's go!

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C for cuckold runner

C. This is pretty boring.

B

C- Fucking boring.

A+ I've seen better SMB runs, but it's a very solid run.

YOU WILL WATCH NINTENDO SPEEDRUNS AND YOU WILL LIKE IT

A
Pretty good.

F for wiFe

A
breddy good

N for Nigger

C

C
very whatever, boring ass game to watch

C
i've seen it before, it's boring at this point

B

F

Z. I am not kidding,

dare I say it even ripped off celeste

reading out

I feel your pain user. I used to swim in the local swim club and the girls wearing those swimsuits sometimes made it dangerously difficult to make sure blood was going to my other muscles.

mentally ill larpers

C

B

this but unironically

A for meme boy

LESS THAN THREE Y'ALL

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B-

D
Good speedgame, but horrible execution.

F

LEGS

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>all Nintendie cuckshit from here on
Fucking lol. Bye.

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Not trying to be a Any Forums guy by saying this, but ESA usually has the darker girls, from tan to dark as night.

>Final Fantasy XIV wall clock

That's kind of sick actually.

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So you arrive at the office Monday morning, sit down at your desk, and remove your Cole Haans from your feet before logging in?

B, I liked it. Slight deduction due to some chokes on not very difficult looking occasions.

B

this is your host btw, be nice
>they/them

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It's made men more depraved. Eating ass for example. That sort of degeneracy was exclusively reserved for girls in the 90s.

A
Run was good.

Why use words you don't know the meaning of? I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess you're a tranny

What do you lose by trying?

B.
Pretty quick clears, though he chocked a bunch of times because he was explaining some skips.
Overall pretty good.

is this chat full of second-worlders that think they're on the cutting edge of humor humor, or bots? I can't tell

obsessed

>they/them
Well how else would you refer to a person and his cat?

A

C for holy shit I want to stick my cock between rouge's funbags

bye, pussy

It wasn't all that still sent me bi though, IDK why my parents thought that place would straighten me out

What the fuck is the dude wearing? Something he made with a bunch of badges and pins on it?

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Let's goooooo

Z

Careful I got banned by a cúck mod for posting a troons twitter pic.

>Linkus up next
GDQ letting a GOOD runner come back?

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yeah they banged

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A

Honest thoughts on Medli?

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there is no way someone met their husband in twitch chat

B for bat boobies

Those binary mother fuckers

cant watch anymore, but hope to see you all in the esa threads next month

sex

I want to say it's a scarf.

>Met my husband in twitch chat
GAAAAAAAY

>CLG Linkus7
>CLG
what?

Who the FUCK "meets" somebody in a twitch chat

Men not asking for it also means women weren't giving it to them (as often, there were still nasty people). It takes two to eat ass.

>chat is le cute

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>2.5 hours of Zelda
Wow. It's going to be shit.

B

Medli's game is fun

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Would cum inside

>met my husband in GDQ Twitch Chat
>We met up and got married
>Been together six years

Well, that sounds awful.

i think he joined an org

Linkus runs are always great. Is his boyfriend gymnast on the couch?

Choking on Lonk's Gigacock.

Hes signed as a content creator

both are trannies

Good point. But getting rimmed by a cute girl wasn't a big deal back then. Now she's going to want it back and that just wasn't a thing.

cant be any worse than the last weekend

legs?

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burned my hands on a pan handle bros it stings and is gonna bother me all night

Chat is apparently cute.

Are we cute?

>I met my husband in 2016 AGDQ twitch chat
God imagine the state of that thing

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MY WIFE IS BACK ON SCREEN

He's not wearing it like a scarf, plus it looks like it has pins on it or something, they're not sewn on. I don't really think it's a scarf unless he's just walking around with it draped around his neck.

youtube.com/watch?v=mFEzW1Z6TRM

Is Game & Shout finally transitioning?

>met my husband in twitch chat
DESU I hope I meet my wife in these GDQ threads :)

>speedrun sex
>I'M ABOUT TO MAKE A DONATION
>HOOOOOOOOOOOOOIP
>shoutouts to cummer's choice
>I'd like to thank the audience for cheering me on

>He doesn't know how to treat burns

Fucking zoomer.

rub a raw potato on it

No, chat hates Any Forums, we're the anti-cute.

TELL ME ABOUT AMERICANS, WHY DO THEY WEAR THE MASK?!

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i really like her eyes

>she/they

why

No, you are a nigger.

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she's already married to someone else

Bitch, shut the fuck up. I don't wanna fucking get spoiled on one of the few Zelda games I'm actually interested in playing eventually.

no

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that works?

i want to cum on her and pikachus face

why is there a vagina on my screen

need to cuddle

NUMBERS

im fucking golden. deluxe neet bux, nice car, living near the beach, hookers, all the drugs i want to, not from a fucking dealer, but legally from pharmacy and not fucking china.
but im from an elite family with every single person being a high academic, or at least in some high important position somewhere, so the only fucking thing i have to deal with is the shame for my family. which sucks.
the other thing is after i got my girlfriend pregnant i told her she needs to stop taking all the shit she was taking, she lost the child - 3 week - and blamed it on me for pressuring her to much to quit drugs. too bad. really liked humping her ass. wanted to marry her aswell. whatever.

prob not any time soon here in europe.
i talked to a shitload of psychotherapists and every single one of them said its devils stuff and they dont want a situation here like in america. which is understandably a good fucking point if you saw a documentary about it.

i wish you the fucking best my opium brother. we are gonna make it.

>liking psycho eyes
Stay safe user

She's married? I was curious if she was single or not, she posts slutty images on social media though, so figured she was single.

I'm not, 5th day no shower

Missed everything so far, what are the best runs and the cringiest runs so far?

Haha I really like the way you spam FrankerZ wanna meet up??

>every thread has the proto upskirt
>never show the sumichu upskirt

w-why is he wearing dual masks

he'd make a CUTE couple with that skullet tranny

Kids and their gangs these days

>It's got Link on the shit
What did she mean by this?

Its literally children and pedophile trannies

>FFX was actually good

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I AM NOT CUTE
I'M ANGERY AS HELL

As if you needed proof that Any Forums is full of obsessed faggots