SGDQ (Summer Games Done Quick) 2022

Z

F

F

F

F

SALUTE
THE
TRANS FLAG
BIGOTS

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legit F for failure

Z for forced tranny shit and eyerape

Real thread?

F for saluting a flag.

F

F

Fucking Z

Z

F-

Recommend me good speedrunners to watch instead of this event

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F

F, only redeeming factors are that it was short and was actually a speedrun

Shovel Knight? Are we finally in for some good runs?

D, pretty gay and bad execution but the concept of the game was fine and at least it went by quickly

I'd call this the Straight Flush of pronouns, but there is nothing straight about it.

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it wasnt even a speedrun, just join the 41% biglaw

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ZZZ

F-

>Be 4 hours behind on time
>Have to start cutting runs
>HMMMM what shall we cut to get back on time?
>I know lets cut multiple 15 - 20 minute estimate runs

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I know you all hated Pokemon rando, but do you think LoZ:OoT rando will be any better? I do, honestly.

XTH FOR MY MAN IGOR

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F

Z

Z shit wasnt even worth the time setting it up, I dont understand why this was on the schedule

F
At least it was short

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

D

F

T for terrible
only being a few mins saved it from Z

is he/they the official schizo pronouns?

D
It was technically a fast speedrun. Of a garbage game.

Z
For the gays, by the gays

F shill run

so they dont have to set up as often kek

Keiz is the fucking worst, blame him

Legendary post.

Z

miserable user migration

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Z
Utter dogshit

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>Donations dried up essentially nothing
Maybe letting trannies run the show isn’t the best solution

Which run was worse, this or FNAF?

>BDSP Glitchess
WHY, the glitches were the only redeeming factor of this shitshow.

F.
I can't give it a Z as it was done quick

Yes because it's OoT, not Pokemon.

F

Z

Do we have a list of every cancelled run?

whoever that migration faggot was, you posted the wrong thread, retard

Z for Zalute the trans flag!

F

any webm of the SALUTE THE TRANSFLAG?

Z

C

YOU WILL SALUTE THE TRANS PRIDE FLAG

can't wait for the Pokemon run!!!!!

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>ocarina of time randomizer
>2 hours and 30 minutes
Fuck off with randomizer bullshit

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Z for trans rights

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>behind schedule
>STILL doing interviews

>BDSP
>Glitchless
of fucking course....

so they only put that game on the schedule because they wouldve been called transphobic if they said no?

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D I guess, fast but crummy

Z

What's the estimate for Biglaw's transition

My theory is they're asking every runner to retire their run due to time constraints as they don't want their finale at 5am
When they're out of sucker, they'll start forcing people out

>glitchless Pokemon
WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT?!

can you post another funny dog please

is it offline of anyone else?

E.

WE'RE BEHIND SCHEDULE THANKS TO BASED KEIZARON
QUICKLY DO A SHITTY INTERVIEW

Same
I could use a nap

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SSS -alute the troon

What runs have been confirmed cut so far?

D. Shit make me big sleep.

So far three: Bloodstained, Super Mario All Stars, Superhot VR. Thats around an hour of runs, though with the shitty set up times its probably saved 2 hours - 2 and a half hours. As said they've probably wanted to cull a bunch of shorter ones so there's less set up times as that seems to be the big problem

It'll be better because it doesn't involve that faggot Keiz, but it will still be crap like all randomizers are.

B for brief

It's amazing that they didn't just cancel these shitty interviews that nobody likes instead of actual runs

damn I can see myself in that forehead

nupokemon is sacrosanct

retarded tech crew. please understand

>randomizer
>crowdcontrol
>random seed (not random xd)
>tranny

And you guys keep watching it, cause deep inside, you are even more miserable than the trannies on screen.

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>which suicide is worse, a bullet to the brain or inducing liver failure?

At least OoT is visual unlike Pokemon that's just a bunch of battles blending together.

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Is the actual money on track this year? Or are they behind?

>Bloodstained
Fuck these worthless cocksuckers for removing this.

Redbull sponsership, they are legally required to show X amount of time of the fridge.

Z

Bloodstained and Mario All Stars would have been way preferable to another Pokemon run

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HE WENT 15 MINUTES OVER ESTIMATE
Going over an estimate is not going to fuck up the schedule. Everyone is going 5 and 10 under left and right, a fucked up run is going to get covered for. In reality the AGDQ yogi-oh shit took a whole extra fucking hour but it still didn't fuck up the schedule this bad.

I don't get the narrative on hating this faggot all of a sudden. Is it legit the GDQ moles just trying to start up shit here?

keizaron should be fucking banned from running anything I dont care if hes staff, this is fucking bullshit

This dude's head is a fire hazard.

They've had a few runs not happens this time. There was also Half Life: Alyx and that one dude how just never showed up. Already lost 2 runs and still hours behind schedule.
Pathetic. No excuses.

>red bull fridge
why do they advertise bull piss

Is zfg running it at least?

FNAF and it's not even remotely close. It's not even in the same solar system. This was 9 minutes of some crappy looking skate game. That was an hour and 20 minutes of eyeraping gamma, mumbling runner and insufferable meme forcing commentary.

qrd?

All-Stars is still on the schedule

they should cut 3 hour pokemon runs by default

you don't need an excuse or even being behind schedule just fucking cut the shit

Yes at least theres something to look at and its not just a bunch of menu selections

interviewer crossing his legs like a beta. interviewee manspreading like an alpha

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sure :)

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Pokemon randomizers are just let's plays with extra steps. That's the problem. You don't use any tricks because speedrunning tricks in pokemon lets you beat the games in less than 5 minutes.

Zelda randomizers still fundamentally use speed running tricks and glitches they just have to play on the fly and improvise.

no

twitch.tv/videos/1514763986?t=36h28m25s
Go watch the entirety of it and get back to me

>Were behind schedule
>lets still do these shit interviews no one cares about
Great job guys

its not bull piss, just good old fashion american chemicals.

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They're behind in everything.

I genuinely can't comprehend why they're still so shit at production, it's been 10 years.

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Could be worse, they could have a really good run like MG Rising, and then kill all hype afterwards by talking to a boring fucking retard doctor about womans health for an hour after.

Add that they kept 4:30hs of BDSP please

>more shit games next
use this time for self-care (slang for masturbating)
you don't want full balls while posting here

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Running a 3 hour estimate Pokemon Lets Play in the first place is bad enough, going over estimate by 15 minutes is just embarassing

He consistently sucks when he is "running". His runs are consistently long garbage tier borefests like Pokemon. If his shithouse run was removed then we could keep all the fun shorter stuff. No lets cut out a dozen small fun runs in favor of a few long borefests....

Oh well I forget which Mario game it was.

dogbro... I thought you were always nice :(

You WILL watch mind numbingly boring 4 hour runs
You WILL donate to Msf
You WILL shoutout the tech crew

Now do this one

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Thank you, friend.

what a retard, do you think the next runner is just next to the stage waiting to set up his game like a F1 crew?

Because he's on every single fucking event because he does GDQ stuff year round. He's always fucking in the event, he is CONSISTENTLY over estimate, telling the same jokes and doing the same LPs. I normally don't give a shit about online personalities, but seriously, fuck that guy.

GOD HATES CATS

Magic trick needs the tranny mark

Wait what did xhe do? He was only 14mins behind on emerald AFAIR, or did xhe have another run?

And he ALWAYS does a 3+ hour run despite openly not being a speedrunner

We were doing so well since Thursday and since then the runs have just been declining.
Looks like Friday's back to our regular shit.

Thank god we still have the 4 hour glitchless run of the most boring pokemon game in existence, right guys? :)

Here's my donation

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>what is the butterfly effect

There's no lewd here, only cute

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post THAT webm, you know the one

Hopefully they'll get the message, and next event have less shit like Keizeron, and more shit like MGR.

>Salute the trans flag
Any Forums in absolute shambles

>CUT EEET

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You're forgetting
>added an incentive MID RUN to battle steven
>it took another 15 minutes not including chatting before and after steven
>it was just a skarmory beating up baby pokemon because rando
Not to mention randomizers are the WORST speedruns because there's absolutely zero predictability to them in terms of estimate

ESA Summer can't come quick enough.

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A 14 minute overtime ripples out due to set up times and other shit and snowballs as the event goes on.

>MGR runner says that there will be many godless nights to come
>Since then its just been a bunch of low ratings with the exception of Happy's Humble Burger Farm.

Did he curse us? Or was this a warning?

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what does he use to shine his forehead?

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never forget the good old days

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It's after the fact now that it already happened. Even if he's a shitshow, removing his run in the future is not going to fix the problem we have here, which is dogshit fucking tech personel.
They should cut out the fucking interviews instead of runs if you ask me.

SHOUT OUT TO TECH CREW

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He was 15 minutes overestimate on a 3 hour run, which took half an hour to set up, and kept playing for another 15 minutes after finishing the game. That's four hours in total for his run, of a let's play randomizer.

Fat chance of that, they'll have even less decent runs to make sure he gets his attention.

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shovelknight pixelshit

This, honestly this is just making me more hyped for it

lmao THIS is absolutely true that """""incentive""""" was a complete waste of time.

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been a while since i've seen jokahbaby

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Reminder that both Z rank and SSS are hyperbole and shouldn't simply be used to rate every run that mildly deviated from the norm. It's not supposed to be a Yes-No scale, you're not breaking new ground by being facetious
Or, in the words of someone who said it much better, youtube.com/watch?v=3uAGMAlqkfU

>Heeeelp we're exactly 4 hours behind schedule!!

They also hit the incentive to fight Steven, which made it take even longer while continually breaking their own rules.

Why is he in every goddamn event. He's more of a staple than fucking Super Metroid runs, and he isn't a fucking speedrunner.

>She/Her/Hers
What the fuck does THIS shit mean

>she/her/hers
Why can't you just be... normal

>she/her/hers
???

extra large woman on that couch

Yjk

But there was also a run that didn't happen, and many going under. I guess the incentives do add up if they didn't get properly scheduled tho.

People were saying Keizaron's pokemon run was originally 2 hours but they bumped it to 3 but I can't find any evidence of it

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kek

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>Triple pronouns

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What’s abnormal about that?

>she/her/hers
WE GOT A TRIPLE THREAT HERE

People will still vote F and A as absolutes.

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C-
Not absolute dogshit but boring pozzed pastelshit.

I misread this as shovel knight and thought we might get a fun run
but no, it's this crap

other anons are right on the setup time, and then the steven incentive
what they're forgetting is if the run wasn't there at all we'd have gotten 3+ hours back

>thought HHBF would be shit so went to sleep
>it was S tier
EXPLAIN

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>she/her/hers

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lol no, it's spikevegeta and his fat wife. who has mildly more skill at the game than me ( who hasn't played it since 2006)

wtf this game is just candy crush?

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lets kick these pronouns into OVERDRIVE

Shovel Knight has excellent pixelart.

>So, What are you going to do about that?

Well listing your pronouns is already a red flag.

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Did you not notice the HALF AN HOUR set up time? And that doesn't count the Steven Incentive they did after.
gamesdonequick.com/schedule
Compare that to others.

ATT/ENTION/WHORE

Imagine being her handler and sneaking in at night for a few minutes haha

Normal men have three pronouns.
He/Him/His

Normal women have three pronouns.
She/Her/Hers

You fucking autists

So glad I stopped watching anime. Manga is where it's at.

How do you even speedrun FNAF games if they're pure RNG games on a timer?

i did too but i've been up for 36 hours

Surprising that borderlands and celeste werent rated lower

"This next runner is going to play Earthworm Jim 64 for 2 hours. He isn't a speedrunner, he's just Mike Uyama's friend. Everyone give it up for Greg!"
That's essentially what Keiz is.

Like everyone's already pointed out, nepotism. I don't have a real problem with him since his runs are all multiple hour pokemon trash which I already skip by default.

burger

RULES OF NATURE

>3 PRONOUNS
Why stop there? We can go further

hers?

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And what you gonna do about that?

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This looks like garbage.

>her/hers
That is not how pronouns work

>dan

dansexy

Based anti fake chartfag ratings

would

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HERS

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>zoomers
>humor

AT LEAST it appears to be a biological female,but yea, that's a huge red flag

poor red shirt guy, he's so confused

>unlocked the third pronoun

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based

I can't tell what's happening with this game, but I think I hate it.

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>shovel knight pocket dungeon

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Yes it is retard.

She had her purse on her. The car was hers. Learn the fucking English language

Responded to the wrong post, retard

If it didn't cost money and I know they'd ignore it anyway, I'd want to submit a donation that was like
>Shout out to the tech crew, it's their amazing skill that keep this event running on schedule

My pronouns will be Sher/Lock/Hol/Mes and you HAVE to accept that!

Shit bait

>White claw
really?

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I was promised Shovel Knight, the FUCK is this garbage

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Why was this game even made lmao

For just a six pack of white claws you could be speedrunning this bitch at GDQ

When's RuneScape?

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>30 minute set up time
>3 hour run
>15 minute over estimate
>15 minute Steven incentive they just decided to do mid run
>5 minute post game discussion
>15 minutes of set up after for the next run

Total time: 4 hours 20 minutes
Total time that they're behind: 4 hours 20 minutes.

Oh, she has a plural pronoun because she's fat. Makes sense.