SGDQ (Summer Games Done Quick) 2022

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So did I miss any pure unadulterated kino while I slept?

Based Plum poster.

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A heckin indie metroidvania?? Hhhoooooyyyypppeeee

>literally one person in the audience

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>the interview was pre-recorded
SCAMMMMM

>game has 8 difficulty settings
make one single difficulty setting or get the FUCK out

I never realised the setup length for the Emerald randomizer was also half an hour

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F

youtube.com/watch?v=J-5Yte5uLxs
Thread theme

see you all in 30 minutes then

It barely started and I already want it to end.

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Is this a tranny?

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PLUUUUUMMMM

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Looks like an actual diaper on his face

Youse has too much variation in what it means.

Nice gyno, faaaaaag. Disgusting HRTitties.

Yes, my posts

>games done QUIC

1 job

I migrated gracefully!

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I'm running his bussy

Finally a good freak show run. Can someone find his twitter?

It sure looks like a recent indie game

this the one that flashed the crowd in that webm?

MY EYES!

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PRONOUNS, WHAT ARE THEY

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>we will run without major glitches
>it's a cutesy indie game about kat samurai
>this is being run only because runner is mentally ill
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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This game sucks.

>game is literally a transflag
WTF

This looks fucking awful.

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>Run a terrible run
>Sabotage to everyone else
>Force someone to give up their run at the last minute
Scum

>they pre-recorded the interview (seen by different outfits)
lmao

DECLINED
All 3 of his submissions

>this runner

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is it? why isn't it showing pronouns?

HE SWITCHED MASKS

>euro prime time a multi hour rpg run AGAIN

what kinda sgdq you want senpai?

Is this the "guy" who ran autobots last time around? Because I remember it from how dogshit it was and this looks like a fucking flash game

There you go.

>>this is being run only because runner is mentally ill
This entire event is only happening because of mental illness. Speedrunning is a mental illnes. Goose was right.

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>30 minute estimate for this
Time to go shower and brew some coffee

>they them

why did games start telegraphing every attack by a full second when the game is already easy as fuck anyway
it's just insulting at that point

This game looks fucking boring and shite

this game looks like shit and the runner is annoying.
>they/them

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You see the art style means you can just make levels made of squares and rectangles randomly placed.

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>he doesn't know the interviews are all pre-recorded
Lel

>they/them

Too much soul

Oh an indie pixel metroidvania on PC I've never ever seen that before

I'm tempted to start pushing hydratation as a reddit meme on Any Forums just so that retard contrarians stop drinking watee and fuck their own health in the process.

My run suppose to be next, but this place smells of piss and crap. I'm leaving!

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What the fuck? You're totally right.

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He sounds like a tranny.

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>tranny actually doing well with the commentary and gameplay
Bros...

stick bug

How did they shave 2 hours from last night? It was estimated to end 4am pacific last night.

Why does the player character have no animation? He's just floating around the screen

>be an ugly gross bastard that doesn't shower and runs shitty flash games
>use they pronouns as well
Fucking failure at life holy hell

>bring back live audience
>put shit runs on prime time to circlejerk your best friends who are all women or LBGTQIA+
>doesn't generate hype or donations because they're all shit runs
>all the good runs are in the dead of the night
>barely reached 1 million after the 5th day of the week, not even gonna reach 2 million
>the crowd is now all gone back to their hotel rooms because they realize that half of the runners are still streaming at home so there's no point in going to the ballroom in person
how did they fuck it up so bad

>They/Them
yep, there it is, jesus fucking christ

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So what are we gonna do for like half and hour?
Game looks like shit and of course has a troon runner.

please understand, small indie game

ayo, enhance

>easiest difficulty
It's shit

reminder that they cancelled bloodstained while there are 2 celeste runs, two ocarina of time runs and two elden ring runs

Any Forums shilling this just proves this place is full of russian bots

and they don't look so bad... maybe we were wrong about trans people and should start respecting their rights?...

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kek eagle eyed user

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pegging live at GDQ

Post in the thread because it's like a 20 minute run that will be over soon.

No bro he still looks awful.

>and fuck their own health in the process

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theres a reason why all the indie shit gets made fun of, no need to think and make a good game when you have le deep """representation"""

>no werster
DROPPED

Sounds based

>Keiz still can't take the over estimate jokes
>Chibi still can't take the be quiet jokes
>Punchy still can't take the nugget jokes
i just wish these people could learn that just rolling with these jokes would make them stop or not make them sting as much

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>tranny with greasy curly hair and a granny dress
Why do they all follow the same template

And superhot vr

Is that his mom? She's literally the only person there

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I hate Keizeron so fucking much, he just does LPs and tells shitty jokes and yet Bloodstained got cut instead of his garbage.

>Be GDQ
>Pride yourself on being "woke" and "diverse" because you delete any mildly negative chat comment, and ban anyone who says anything that could make someone maybe slightly uncomfortable, including runners during run and because you allow they/thems and any/alls onto your runs
>Never have black people on your event despite there being many black runners, as shown by other speedrun events
>Have your only black runner step down for "time constraints"

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>LGBTQIA+ Lives are Human Lives
prove it

Lucky its a metroidvania and you're not expected too look around the stages too much
LMAO

That's a young black woman.

>that reaction
Damn that actually fucking got me.

cute runner. whats her Instagram?

This game looks disgusting but the gameplay seems fun.

don't forget two multi-hour pokeshit "speed"runs

Bloodstain is a rip-off of Castlevania, so Konami would block it from being there.

They were afraid of monkeypox

They just can't seem to grasp people say that to them because of their over reaction. If they want it to stop just don't react but they always feel the need to defend themselves as if that's gonna get people to stop

funny that they always say ''cmon guys donate for bonus games! dont you want MORE gdq?!?!''

imagine the sex the gonna have afterwards

>10am
>literally one person in the audience
Is this the end of GDQ?

this is fucking bullshit
keizaron completely fucked the schedule up with his garbage ass lets play

>another speed running game indie game

his mommy then?

thi woke shit really came full circle to alienate blacks lmao

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What a dumbass. He could have made a huge stink about this

Just suck his cock user already faggot

I hope Plum comes back this ESA.

>not even gonna reach 2 million
oh you sweet summer child

actually there's also two diamond and pearl speedruns, even fucking worse

Why would anyone watch this tranny play the game?

who would win the tranny vs nigger civil war?

>>Never have black people on your event despite there being many black runners, as shown by other speedrun events
Reminder that GDQ has an online only black only speedrunning event now.

Fucking racial segregation in the name of progress.

I'm pretty sure the only people not alienated by it at this point are trannies and their enablers

jesus fucking christ...

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What're we posting about, tho?
How's your day? I did legs, had lunch, a shower and cleaned pretty much all windows in the house.

>Speedruning game
user...

I'll take a guess and say that this run only got accepted into GDQ because the runner is a tranny

And then they stall for up to half an hour just to get incentives meet. Like that 200k rhythm game incentive, the stall for that was insane and required multiple "anonymous donators" to reach it. Who the fuck is gonna pay 200k for an obscure rhythm game? Now they have to drop runs because they're so behind. It would have been more beneficial for them to just accept that the incentive for bonus games weren't met instead of stalling them running them anyways and using up time

Why doesn’t this thing have pronouns? Is it a he/him or she/her?

>He/Him
I think he's just ugly

Black transexuals obviously. Have the power of both groups.

Niggers for sure

He's a fat retarded unfunny obnoxious nigger. Quite literally every single black person they have ever had for any GDQ event or show has been better

If you can't even tell what gender it's going for it's a failure

That's the donation announcer you tard

Man indies fucking suck
They're all the same game

Pretty funny ( in a sad way) that we kinda need pronouns to confirm that this mentally challenged tranny is actually delusionnal and not just a sweaty nerd.

Sad because this thing has mental illness, funny because this thing wants to be a female but everybody assume it is jsut an unwashed ugly guy without the pronouns announced.

do I detect a penis?

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>tranny called "glitch"
>unknown 2d pixel game
>playing on assist difficulty
>wearing two masks

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what is to blame? Cave Story? or more recent shit like Undertale? Celeste?

more pixelshit

Just eat the slop they said
Just become microplastic they said

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>Have multiple choices of runs you could bump off to save time, including a long ass 4 hour JRPG, a long ass 4 hour Elden Ring Run and another 3 hour Pokemon run, a game thats already been on the show
>Bump off the black guy's 20 minute run as your first choice

should've cut l4d2 or something retarded like that instead cause its guaranteed to suck

do you honestly think that the people who got upsetti spaghetti during the MGR run from the 'take your normal pills' comment would survive outside?

shit game

Why the fuck do so many people miss the (HOST)? It's right fucking there.

I think they tried to do the hyper light drifter aesthetic but ended up with mspaint shit

>AAA shitter still pretending like indies are bad

I installed NixOS on my Thinkpad's secondary SSD and then gave up after installing
>Discord
because I was too tired to learn how to use the package manager.

Their wokeness has always been performative. Their way of being "diverse" is just go on a ban spree and get rid of people for the pettyist shit and just let trannies rule the whole event and make everyone walk on eggshells.

legit shocked this game actually has like 15 runners

Recent crap like those and Hyper Light Drifter.

I subscribe to the idea that all modern videogames are trash
Undertale at least had good music though

With how this faggot is talking is he literally the only runner of this flash game?

everyone copied cave story, and then everyone copied the copies of cave story
as for le quirky wholesome rpg, undertale is very much to blame

>you can't die to a boss
nice game indiefags

STRUTTIN TO THE BEAT OF THE DRUM

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Runs are being cut, Bloodstained by Blacktastic culled. SuperHotVR by Kings Qwest runner culled.

Ah. In my defense it really does seem like they are the only person there. The annoucer is totally silent. No audience either other than that woman who must be like a ghost come to kill them afterwards.

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Two games got cut but this is still in

>not even gonna reach 2 million
He doesn't know.

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I swear I've seen this exact game at least five times at this event already

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low iq mongoloids with bleeding wounds vs low iq mongoloids with guns and a tendency for violence.

Nearly all games fucking suck regardless of who makes them. Like 1% of games are worth playing.

its just chrome but hardcoded to only go to discord.com

Are these russian bots in your room right now tourist user?

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can this tranny tilt his head so I can evaluate the motive on his mask

finns are worse

>Like 1% of games are worth playing.
Name one videogame released after 2020 worth playing

>still wearing masks
AMERICANS
EXPLAIN YOURSELVES

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The word is motif, retarded ESL.

>11 am in relevant countries (mine)
>empty audience
TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN

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>no dairy
>made on diary equipment

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Tell me..
>If you removed the masks, would it die?

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Yes I know, that doesn't change anything though.

oh boy! cant wait for the 4 hour poke8kggmon run!

>I don't understand the transition map
That much is obvious.

You made up for it with the Samus pic

Looks like a rabbit, maybe he is a furry too.

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Wrath of the Righteous is pretty good imo.

So what games actually have Zero Suit Samus looking heroines?

why the hell is every /speedrun/ run on easy difficulty these days? It's boring watching someone walk through a game tanking every hit

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one of them is a short glitch run, thankfully

Been away for the past 3 days, any notable things occurred? I saw that Mario Sunshine choke.

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I don't care. I'm not saying you have to look like that one hamster game, but if you can't animate even at all why are you making a game? I'm assuming this game probably had a dev team of 1-5 people maximum, none of them could do basic animation?

I get the "throwback" pixel thing but outside of shovelware type games games devs you know, tried generally to make their games look as good as they were able to at the time under the constraints of the consoles or PC tech.

>what can I wear to make myself as unattractive as possible?

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watch MGR and the DLC run. go in with no context

I'd be interested in the short run, not in their 4 hour snoozefests

Incredible how shit a game can look while still having some pretty cool aesthetic elements

there used to be a rule in the old days that runs on higher difficulties can obsolete faster but easier runs

To go faster

Russia is a shithole. That guy was based. It's not complicated.

>Be behind schedule
>Have multiple 2+ hour runs
>Have multiple JRPG runs
>Just getting rid of one of these runs will save 3 - 4 hours and will put the schedule back on track
>Choose to get rid of the short runs
>Don't get rid of the long FFX run
>Don't get rid of the long Pokemon run even though we've already had a Pokemon run
>Again they only have to get rid of one of these long runs but they choose to keep them

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cant talk every single moment of the speedrun if you have to pay attention

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My old pc, can't take tranniecord. I'm not joking, any time I turn it on/log in it takes about 5-10 minutes and just shuts down. No black/blue screen, no nothing, fucker just gives up. Kind of based from one point of view, but does't do it to any other program/game I start, wondering why that's happening.

Because most people don't care about skills they just wanna go fast effortlessly to update the ranking with their names.

The madslav from yesterday's run was absolutely right about the current state of speedrunning.

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at least hes the actual record holder I guess

Why did this game make it in

Depends on how old your PC is.

>be a tranny faggot
>go to GDQ
>friends tell everyone you are a fucking lawnmower faggot tranny to the world.

Test

please, please understand... small indie game...

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You're watching for the MOVEMENT and the TECH, and if somebody can just ignore all boss attacks and enemies that's HOYPE

nigga that psu dying

GDQ is insanely behind schedule that they're culling runs.
Also we had a big quality improvement in terms of ratings for a while.

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Is it good or is it reddit pandering? I dont want fucking reddit pandering

that shit's already fucked then

Just run it on your browser.

So, what boss is a threat in this unique indie pixel weeb action platformer?

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Who is the single bangin' babe in the background who is the only person in the audience?

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Have to make room for the 12 hour pokemon randomizer

just cull the fucking pokemon run, the fucks wrong with them

madslav? When was that, I'd love to hear my opinions validated in the belly of the beast

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What the fuck does
>no context
Mean to you

It's pretty old. Like one step above potato. But only discord makes it lights out.

>blacktastic's run got canned to make room for shit games and boring runners like this
GDQ is garbage, the best run they've possibly ever had was shitting on them and praising ESA