FAGGEN RING

I'd rather eat festering smegma from a dead hobo than play this aborted adoption of a game

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ok

same.
people truly will gobble up any garbage they get marketed

I have never seen a single advertisement for Elden Ring.
I only ever saw it spread and become massive from word of mouth.

it was pushed by influencers and hype-crazed drones as intensely as when you were skull-fucked by your uncle

you might want to smarten up on what an advertisement is

you wish ubishit produced games like elden ring

>e-celebs who always play the popular new games played the popular new game

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thanks for talking about this game
powerstancing is fun as fuck

Based

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>b-b-b-but endless trial and error is great gameplay!!!!

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If you die 1000 times then you just suck. Anyone would stop having fun at that point.
The average enjoyer dies maybe 2-3 times to any particular boss. If you die more than that, it's on you for being brain damaged.

remember when everyone played hyperscape? yeah very populat indeed

>nightrider glaive
>guardian treespear
>both have unique movesets, equippable skills and are will stance

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This is basically another entry in a franchise of extremely popular games that are constantly talked about on every social media platform. It's not another bland multiplayer shooter attempting to force popularity.
They played it because they either wanted to, they thought their viewers wanted them to, or they thought it would get more people to watch them.

i've got a bridge to sell you

Ok, don't play it then? No need to make a butthurt thread on /vee/ about it, really, was there? No one actually cares what your opinion is, especially not on the internet and even more especially on an anonymous image board.
You'll now try to reply with
>Lol butthurt soulsfag
>Seethe
>Cope
or any combination thereof, but in reality, you were the one who went out of his way to make a thread about something he hates.

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it's a shit game dude, truth hurts but there's no need to get triggered

ok mr rolfe

don’t care, I’m eating disgusting hobo smegma right now

user, which boss filtered you? you can tell us, it's ok, we're here for you

pumpkinhead

AAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

WHAT WERE THEY THINKING??????? DID LJN MAKE THIS GAME?

not a boss. fucken ballistae hitting me from fucken uganda when i made a pure 2 handed melee character, wtf dude

really it's the shitty game mechanics and nothing making sense and nothing being explained. i'm sick of constantly bending over and being filled to the brim with cum man

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>t. filtered by Margit

if only... faggot got filtered by "ballistae" lmao

yeh this game is pretty lame