How is Mario still a plumber? He must have enough gold to fill a swimming pool by now

How is Mario still a plumber? He must have enough gold to fill a swimming pool by now.

How did he get pulled into all this Mushroom Kingdom shit anyway?

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>How is Mario still a plumber
hes not

Nintendo stated in 2018 that he is officially still a plumber.

plumbers get bitches

This. It's all in the ass crack and Plumbers crackmax, not even black belts of PUAfu know that crackmaxxing gets bitches soaked.

Keep in mind that pipes are one of the main forms of transportation in Mario universe, and they seem to have magical powers that allow teleportation in some cases. Being a plumber is a much more important and prestigious job in that universe, I'm sure. Especially since he moonlights as a doctor yet still seems to prefer being a plumber instead of a medical doctor.

Isn't he canonically from Brooklyn, in our universe?

I think it's a passion, he loves this job. And then it allows him to relax, to think of something else after the horrors he has seen in the other kingdoms

He does it for free

All mario games have a anti-capitalistic mechanic
Ever wondered why Mario gets a one-up every 100 coins?

Mario isn't a plumber and he isn't from 'our universe' officially. The American live action tv-sitcom isn't canon.

100 is a magic number within freemasonry.

This is false. Nintendo has said he is canonically a plumber from Brooklyn aged 24-25 with the full name of "Mario Mario."

Mario is canonically the richest person in his world, play SML2. Mario owns a big private kingdom with all sorts of shit including a fancy castle for himself to live in and the moon. Wario was actually jealous of Mario's success, wealth, and castle in his debut.

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nintendo is full of shit. mario is like 45

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He's a plumbing apostate
Just because he's no longer practicing, doesn't mean he is not still a plumber

Why do people always seem to forget Yoshi's Island? Mario was "born" there

He's still paying is debts to the Zeekeeper.

>Yoshi's Island? Mario was "born" there
source?

Play the fucking game

What happens to the series after this old autist dies?

He wasn't officially born until he reached his parents, that's how the stork system works.

Yeah. what a nice Brooklyn suburb their parents live in

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Nintendo experiences a renaissance

It's a motel. The stork company called his parents and told them the situation, they decided to get close to their twins' last known location while things got sorted out.