Gabe is a literal genius with deep knowledge of the hard sciences, game design, history, economics, and engineering. He has an incredible life story and had world-class experience in car-racing and cutlery and materials fabrication. Yet he spends 90% of his time talking about boring business shit no one cares about. What is his fucking problem?
Gabe is a literal genius with deep knowledge of the hard sciences, game design, history, economics, and engineering...
Dylan Rogers
Sebastian Kelly
he has better things to do than talk for worthless internet people
Connor Walker
Like what? He's a billionaire. He won. He can just relax now.
Julian Parker
Always online bloatware DRM
Lootboxes
Gabe dick suckers defend this
Liam Cox
Notice how he's not an artist.
He knows nothing of beauty or what people like.
Benjamin Clark
exactly
Dylan Reyes
hes working on immortality and BCI. why would he relax?
Parker Perez
Proof he is based, if reddit hates his honest answers, then you know it's right
Josiah Sanders
Yet he still can't make a good game.
Guy is a fucking loser but of course/v/ toddlers like him because 'muh gaming PC' with silly little childish light up keyboards and shit.
Michael Richardson
>He can just relax now.
He looks like he's done enough of that already the fat fuck.
Bitch needs to go do some fucking exercise
Hunter Carter
Not true, though. He had a very hands-on role in Half-Life and Half-Life 2.
Samuel Smith
He's a business owner now, isn't that his literal job?
Jonathan Thomas
This.
Aiden Wright
This. PC kids need to be contained in a separate board
Eli Cruz
do you think people who become billilnaires have some 'im content now' switch
Jaxon Lee
He was responsible for GOTY 2020, so he's alright in my book for a few more years.
Lincoln Cook
> A literal genius
> Can't tard wrangle his fart fetishist son and lets him leak shit to Tyler McNigger all the time
Okay.
Dominic Nguyen
valve has no games
Dylan Wright
>Yet he still can't make a good game.
>Just gave the world the definitive VR experience 25 years ahead of schedule
>"FAT MAN NO HAVE GAME. PC BAD"
Did I fall for obvious bait or are you really this retarded?
Cooper Sanders
> can be finished in 5 hours
> WOOOOO BRO KINO CASINOOOOOOOO
Fuck right off.
Liam Thompson
Who takes over Valve when Gaben dies
Wyatt Rogers
Qrd?
Jace Hill
Ah yes how can I forget that big pile of shit is better than half of a good burger, cause the pile of shit is bigger
Brody Martinez
And now everyone and their dog is on Patreon so they can get paid for their creative work. He was actually right, again.
Carter Carter
>can be finished in 5 hours
This is why speedrunner autists need to be lined up and shot.