Tfw my mom wouldn't buy me San Andreas because she heard you could have sex with prostitutes in game

>tfw my mom wouldn't buy me San Andreas because she heard you could have sex with prostitutes in game

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Based mom

porn of her when?

would you date a hot single mom

>mum was totally find with me playing any vidya, didn't care about age ratings at all
>wasn't allowed to play vidya during school term (except for handhelds) which meant I had around 11 weeks to play console vidya a year
>had to share time with it with my brothers as well

It's an abstract kind of feel.

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fuuuuuuuck no

I don't care about the gay shit (though it is annoying how much they market it) I just won't watch garbage nostalgia cash grabs. Same for vidya.

>tfw I showed me nieces and nephew demon slayer (ages 5-8) and they loved it and play pretend demon slayer and my sister likes the lessons it teaches them about family
this is why anime is inherently right wing, it teaches important values.

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There's probably a very good reason why she's single

Have never seen Squid shit, will die without ever seeing it.
I will also shit on it whenever I can.

i would impregnate her after leading her on with a fake identity before ghosting her
but NEVER date or marry

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>Parents were really strict with game and movie ratings, couldn't even watch R-Rated movies until I was 17
>They still got me Resident Evil 2 and pic related for some reason
>Also Tenacious D's first album because mom liked Jack Black in High Fidelity, though they definitely wouldn't if the songs were listed on the back of the case

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Absolutely not, especially after my friend had his life ruined by one.
She pressured him into having another kid with her, then suddenly felt he was too "depressing" to be around. Dropped him like a sack of rotten potatoes, started dating richer guys, and only ever talks to him now if child support is late.
Never forget that she's single for a reason.

Date?
No
Smash, eat the kid's school snacks post-coitus, and then ghost her?
Hell yea

BASED and good work!

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My mom bought me Conker's Bad Fur Day after she saw the commercial for it and thought it was funny. youtube.com/watch?v=5fcid8H3bbo
I never thought about how strange it was until now.

what if the reason is her husband died in an accident. like legit accident.

>characters actually uphold personal values
>pride and honor are presented as a good thing
Yeah, I've gotta agree with you. Modern western TV has become a nihilistic and soulless circle jerk.

Not him but widows are very high on the desirability meter. They're wife material, they didn't cheat on him, and you basically get to be the father figure to their kids and their hero as well as filling her up with a few of your own.

The exception is suicide, if her husband killed himself then you gotta wonder why.

No, I'm not responsible enough to raise kids.

Don't make me laugh. Anime teaches boys to be Beta Loser Simps. The faggot protagonist from Demon Slayer? I would have written him to abandon his shit sister. Never defend women. Never support women. There is not a single Japanese media that is about men working hard strictly to benefit themselves. It's always about pleasing and providing for some cunt.

And don't say "But she's waifu!" Shut the hell up you nigger. Women in real life do NOT behave like fictional females. And that's the thing that pisses me off about anime, it's nothing but a pack of lies. Don't grow up on lies. And don't tell boys that women are worth a damn.

If I had the money to make my own media, female characters would be depicted as chatel and only used for breeding and KILLED when they are done birthing.

>underage neets
>who are so mentally deficient they’d give crackheads a run for their money
>poisoned on anime, dopamine fried from porn
>doing anything responsible or involved in a relationship

I never was barred anything for sex and violence but I got vietcong taken from me halfway through when my mother and grandmother heard the swearing

You're not the one she chose, you're a replacement she had to find as a means of support. She can still be a good person but that's not going to change the fact that you're a replacement, and therefore replaceable yourself. If she's caring, that means she cares about what's best for her kids first and foremost, not what's best for you.

You will never touch a woman

*flicks your frenulum*

showed the kids your post and they said its too long and you need your fucking head cut off lol

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Only if they’re single because the Father died or the kid is their siblings or something.

Unironically based mom shielding her kids from absolute degeneracy

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Wow, what insightful commentary that I have literally never heard before. I'm sure it's not at all vetoed by evolution.
>society is 50% A and 50% B
>Mom A shows her son faggotry
>Son A becomes gay
>Son A dies without reproducing
>Mom B shows her son violence
>Son B becomes violent
>women find him hot
>dies having fathered tons of kids
>society is now 0% A and 100% B
Oh no, I was wrong, it is.

No, it's unethical. You should have nothing but disgust for men who try to fuck women who are raising another guy's kid, not to mention women looking for dick when they have a child to raise.

why did the artist make the strawman mom so hot?

>There is not a single Japanese media that is about men working hard strictly to benefit themselves.

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>There is not a single Japanese media that is about men working hard strictly to benefit themselves.
That isnt even true. Make your bait a little believable next time.

No I hate women

a much better circumstance than her getting a divorce or breaking up with her boyfriend

Wanted to play wow with my friends.
Mom said no and that only sweaty addicts play wow and its not good for 12 year old me (cirka 2006.
Instead she let me play runescape. A much safer game. Right.
I still laugh thinking back at this.

Being selfish isn't a virtue, but you're right that most media propagate a message that's harmful to individual men.

Demon Slayer BTFO Hollywood so bad it made Disney and Warner Bros. pull all of their films that were in production and turned them into shitty miniseries so they can just shit them out on streaming services.

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Wow is worse than Runescape with the entrapment bullshit, or at least was. Runescape is a shitty grind game, WoW is a shitty grind game that releases grind expansions.

>If I had the money to make my own media, female characters would be depicted as chatel and only used for breeding and KILLED when they are done birthing.

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never forget demon slayer mugen train did the impossible and made MORE money in its second week abroad and became the highest profiting foreign film of all time

>Reproduction and sexuality is something EVERY HUMAN BEING IS BORN WITH, IT'S WHAT COMPELS US TO BREED
>This can be twisted by molding those feelings and urges into faggotry and dopamine addiction by grooming kids from a young age
NEVER let faggots near kids

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Looking at it.
Yeah i guess so.
But it is funny to me that i wasnt allowed a wow subscription.
I am kinda thankful of it though.
Made me really appreciate good quest design.

Our society really has failed.

>kids like kids cartoon
no shit

>Mum didn't like me playing youtube.com/watch?v=aI7F0BEfdSU because your character swore like a builder every time you stacked it and it was too violent
>Mortal Kombat: Armageddon was fine though
lol,lmao

I would rather have my kids see something gory than have faggottry be normalized in their minds and there is nothing remotely wrong with that whatsoever.