SGDQ 2022

>ESA shirt
>constant bants and fun
>runner jamming to the music
Absolute kino run. S.

Thank you, ESA.

Today was by far the best day of runs this GDQ.

this couch was fucking amazing

>twitter OP
Faggot

How long until the ban comes down?

>be one of the greatest speedrunners ever
>expect not to be dicksucked
choose one.

>runner is Russian
Why isn't he dying in Ukraine right now?

>YOU CAN FIND ME ON ANY STREET CORNER

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>You can find me at any street corner

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>yeah you can find me on any street corner
Lel

Thread rules:

Stay Hydrated
Wear your mask
Social distance
Stand up and stretch
Check in on yourself
Take your meds
LGBTQIA+ Lives are Human Lives

Clear?

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What a legend

Anyone rating it lower than SS should be ignored for being a bad faith red*itor

yea he's getting banned, plus he's Russian, a literally a terrorist

slava hoholini

he's a slav playing a hack and slash with a male lead
it's like orgasm to them

He's speedrunning drone strikes after this run.

I can't believe the best run of GDQ was an ESA run.

>God gamer Slav visibly cringing at donations
>Based commentary
>Immediately hard on himself for using safety strats
S

>malding manlet support group

Because Russia is winning.

>malding manlet
kek

>malding manlet support group
LUL

>balding manlet support group
kek

Two weeks.

How did we get such a good combination of couch, autism runners, and game.

Trannies are literally seething that this run was so fun

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ESA saving this shit event

>manlet support group
i'm getting tired of winning

Noooooo I don’t want to go back to gdq

>malding manlet support group
I love this guy

They haven't issued full mobilization, sweaty autists don't get dragged down there, only army boys

Gotta go take a cold shower after that
>Malding balding support group
oh MY GAAAAAAAA

Chances this run gets uploaded on the gdq channel

>mfw thoroughly enjoyed the run but voted Z
Fuck the double niggers that voted Z on DMC1 by the way, deprived it of the overall S rating

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Give the man some fuckin S, bitch!

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EVENT PEAKED
IT'S ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE

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>doom at 4:30 a.m.
NGMI

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>I run the MALDING MANLET support group
FUCKING BANNED HOLY SHIT

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Best run of the event confirmed.

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>malding manlet support group
too good for this sinful event

They are so banned

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OH BOY NOW HE'S DOING COMMENTARY
THIS SHOULD BE GREAT

>overacting third worlder runner
>diet4chan commentator
>cuuhhhraayzeeee!! game

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IM A HEADBANGA

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>hot mic

Yes.

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Beautiful

>millz mic is still on

They are gonna cut him off and its gonna be sad

>It went pretty well, we rocked the shit out of it
MORE HOT MIC

>those 4 people voting Z

>not over yet
Thank god

Why is it purple and not blue or white? Looks like it was a bad run

didnt watch this pozzed shit in a while, seems like a missed a good run, only managed to watch the last 10 minutes of it

The single highest rated run of any marathon ever. It was absolutely glorious.

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lol

Threadly reminder that MSF:

>provides medical supplies and treatment to ISIS fighters
>provides food and water to known terrorist cells
>provides food and medical aid to migrants attempting to illegally enter foreign nations
>personally commits illegal human trafficking
>exchanges food, water, and drugs for sex
>launders money using the GDQ event
>supports the act of shitting your pants live on stream
>supports crossdressing and harassing the differently-abled

Let's break 3 million this GDQ!

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Did the scottish dude just say shit?

>Vatniggers actually belive this

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>missed the one run everyone is saying was the best
FUCK
I'm gonna have to watch it later

Kino

whats hot mic?

let Any Forums be happy for once

>absolutely blows every other run out of the water

I lived enough to see a good GDQ run

>CIS speedrunning is dead
>Effortlessly steals the whole event with a run he isn't even satisfied with

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meh, he choked hard

A-

>hard R
NIGGER

>russian going on insane tangent again
DOUBLE THE KINO

So easy

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this tranny got timed out FIVE times and still not banned

>200 fucking votes
W H E W

GDQ staff RN

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He’s still rambling

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Was this run a top 5 or top 10 of all time worthy?

I love this Ruskie. He just goes off on tangents.

A mic that's on that's not supposed to be on picking up chatter

anyone actually listening to what he's saying

>spends 10 minute complaining about how bad he is
>couch peaces out

now this is the pure cringe i desire

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Z = secret top rating because the runner is russian

Is this the highest rated GDQ run ever?

ima
headbanga

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YAH HOT FAH DAYZ

My run is up next guys, wish me luck.

hot mic means you say something on the mic you meant to be off mic

>meme categories
lmao

What did he just flash
WHAT DID HE JUST FLASH

Did you guys see that Steam message history? HOLY SHIT

>I was only pretending to be retarded

Easily the best run so far.

S

What was the hot mic?

Glad you reposted this is hilariously ironic

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>>supports the act of shitting your pants live on stream
>>supports crossdressing
based

Can you update it with an F from me? Sorry I'm a little late to the ratings

No, not really.

Them basically agreeing they rocked it

POST THE STILL

Lmao album promotions

Another one? Thank you

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>That went pretty well I think, yeah, we rocked the shit out of it.

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>cd recs
beyond based

>Sybreed
holy based

I've needed to take a wicked piss for over an hour now, I might just whip out a bottle at this point

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>giving album recommendations

post it

oh fuck it's not over yet

Green!

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Why is there a GDQ thread after GDQ got rainbow pilled?
>cis speedrunning is dead
yeah, and so is GDQ. So now it's zombie tranny powered event, brought to you by Bank of America and BlackRock Capital - BlackRock: you'll own nothing and be happy.

what is CIS speedrunning?

>tfw the runner didnt like his own run and is mad for using no safety strats
I thought he did great

For once I feel bad for the guys organizing this, understanding this guy is hard

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The Hot Wind Blowing > It Has To Be This Way
you cannot convince me otherwise

Gl polish bro

WE GET AN ENCORE?
WE SLAV RAMBLING?

>Gives music recommendations.
Amazing, did anyone catch what albums he just said?

>malding manlets
this is NOT OK
bald men and shorts kings should be protected minorities. LGBTQM (bisexuals aren't real)

>shilling his favorite albums

ORB HOYYYPE
CORPORATIONS USING DONATIONS AS ADVERTISEMENTS HOYYYPE

I didnt realize mistral has massive tits until now

Wait, Sunny Gurlukovitch has a bust size? Hentai sites lied to me!

was there any good pokemon run?

CIS ~= Russian

He's saying that trannies have taken over speedrunning

Wow, this guy seems so much more lively and happy when the pressure isn't on him. It's like a different person almost

Purple is better if its the only one on the list, helps it stand out like it should

>CIS speedrunning is dead
No way this is real and a man can be this based.

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wut

>Good doggy

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>tfw he wouldn't have voted his own run SSS
feels bad man

Couch helped hide numerous chokes and smaller time slips.

Reminds me of the Amid Evil run from a few years ago with the cracked out devs on commentary, except this time the runner was just as funny.

Take a pity (You)

HE JUST KILLED A NIGGER ON STREAM

Wow only 4 trolls voting Z, impressive.

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Yes

Nothing can top him again

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the run wasn't great for the game standards, but it was great for gdq standards

even the trolls knew respect

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Anyone remember the monkey dude who couldn’t speak English running DMC4 a few years ago. The world record guy who had some random rock song on his wr page

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See CIS is "Commonwealth of Independent States" although he's right either way

wtf i love speed running now?

Infrared to ultraviolet, use your brain

much better

>white doesn't stand out against black and grey

>run so good even most of the shitposters are forced to be honest

>holy shit
>excuse me

it's a Russian reference, not a gender thing

Hey Vash, I know you're here

SGDQ IS SAVED
>Hot Mic
lmao

i cant believe he can actually speak

why do Russians pronpunce 'kill' like 'kyiv'

what was the hot mic?

>209 votes
>Majority SSS
This will never happen again. As close to a perfect balance of skilled runner, good couch and fun game.

Maybe it should be white

best run of the event, F for the anons that missed it

kek he definitely is
Good shit dude

Purple is the color of royalty

anybody backing up the vod? that shit will never see the light of day again

Jealous?

>Tech Crews Hot Mic
qrd?

>Tech Crew's hot mic

anyone got a clip of it or something I must have missed this tuning out from that shitty MH run

I thought he took something before the run due to his weirdy twitchy faces and behaviour when running but now that he's talking I can see hes just a based autismo slav

Probably 4 ukranians

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At least one didn't even know how to greentext.

tranny go
reeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Hey Vash you're a qt balding manlet

You did good vash, bro tier for filling in the chokes with appropriate bants.

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Now we know the count of GDQ psyop agents +-1

wow he really is the Russian juicer

>literally slav xqc

Migration inhibitors: off

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thursday has been the most based day

Did he couch get fucking banned in real time?

Soul

this is so fucking good for real. best run i've seen in years

Oh by the way GDQ babs... that was a C tier run by ESA standards :)

kill capital of ukraine

>making them type Z
clever

lmao he's just progressively increasing his volume

During an interview someone was just talking over them on hot mic saying blah blah blah

he's getting overstimulated

is he okay?

So what happened to this guy?

Did he make any statements after the run or do his best to fade into obscurity?

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>checks chart again
Kek it was an interview with a couple of cute gay dudes with a hot mike that went on way too long not even twitch chat cared. Word words words.

and a Z tier run by serg standards

Scottish dude said something like "we rocked that shit".

When a runner was getting interviewed a tech crew was going "BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS"

user please stop I'm about to go to sleep in like 20-30 minutes and I can't sleep when horny

He's so fucking animated and passionate. He's talking faster than his slavic tongue can carry the words. What a blessed man.

he's russian

They fucked off on their own, I think this is just a bonus donation thing.

They just left. he probably told them that he can handle the dlc by himself

His run is over, this is a bonus run donated for to do the DLC missions

He announced his bid for the 2024 presidential election.

I'm glad there's a space for malding manlets like me to express ourselves

Based chartbro getting the hotmic ratings. 2nd most fun I had at this event this time around.

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it really helps how great this game is for running.

but the runners ability to explain and make it enthralling for people who have never played elevates it to triple S

Just got here, what was so good about the run?

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nah maybe he wanted to commentate the bonus rn himself. It's nice to hear his voice as well although I did love the couch banter

DOCTOR TURN OFF MY TISM INHIBITORS

Hot wind blowing is secretly the best song in the game

He hasn't stopped talking since the bonus run started. He was literally just building meter to unleash it all now.

That was S tier by recent ESA standards, who are you kidding
ESA is becoming more and more like GDQ every year
Though I still want more people to watch it, too :(

He played out his time and walked off to applause, there was nothing scandalous about it.

he's rushin through his commentary

GOD GAMER

>no
>No
>NO
>...perfect
i love this guy

It's gonna be so funny seeing people ask what happened with the MGR run

The fuck is he saying

How shit was the Torna run?

What wasn't, honestly.

That final column of late Wednesday onwards blows every column out the water even with the low rated ones in that common.

Fantastic taste user

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much better without that redditor in channer's clothing on commentary

That wouldn't even have been acknowledged in NASA, that's every run kek

Based Slav autist runner
Hilarious couch that gave no fucks
Great game that's always fun to watch

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OH SHHHHHHHHH

HEAT OF THE DESSERT

muh diiiiick

good taste

>he can speak a second language fluently while going god gamer fast

>OH SHHHH...
Kek he caught himself

It was actually an ESA run in disguise.

Just go watch the initial run, its honestly incredible all the way through

OH N

Do yourself a favor and just watch it

>They past 1 mil during MGS:R
Based

GOD GAMER

>I'm not using safety strats because I'm a god gamer

Kek

what if im a manlet but not malding can I still join?

Pls no ban for oh shhht

MY NIGGA

Seemed ok. It was a JRPG so you only enjoy it if you enjoy the music/atmosphere or if you're a fan of the series.

v was split as always. it was a fine run but a certain percentage of people here hate long jrpg spedruns, which is why theres a huge split on the chart.

QRD?

>I'm not using any safety strategies because I'm a god gamer

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his english is actually quite good for a slav, especially for a russian
i have no trouble understanding him

Insane good Russian runner, wearing an ESA shirt, really good couch with banter abounds and a Scottish dude not being appropriate to GDQ's shit.

I think the MDMA hit him

I miss NASA so much, they better be back next year even if it's only like 10 runners

i really miss pre-tranny GDQ events

all hail poutine

happened during monhun

>cusses in russian

>passed a mil but didn't interrupt to screech about it
there is hope............

I AM A WIND OF DESTRUCTION

oh god he's singing

>singing
based

lmao

THIS GUY IS SO FUCKING BASED

>he's singing
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HOLY BASED

This is why the commentator was explaining stuff during the game. It's hard to play a lightning fast action game at high levels AND explain rapidly what you're doing when English is your second language.

HEAT OF THE DESERT

>curses in russian
>starts singing
lol

HOLY SOVL

somehow it got even better

>he's singing
based autistic russian

how can one man be so based?

BASED

SING IT

SINGING ALONG WHOOO

>SINGING
BASED
BASED

Rate this run!

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>CYKA
>*sings*
lmao

This fucking runner

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RUSSIAN SINGING TO END IT

>he can actually sing
trannies mad

absolutely based

>Starts straight up singing the song

He doesn't even care kek

>singing along while he does the fight

God damn

GOD GAMER

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The first and only time I will accept singing in a GDQ.

>Actually singing along to the vocal part
Oh my fucking god the SOUL

RATE THE DLC RUN!

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The fact he can play and perfectly describe what he's doing at the same time is fucking incredible, my god.

>even the encore is kino
SSS to the end
what a fucking god gamer
>HOLY SHIT

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this is the same run.

Based fun runner.

>The one time singing isn't cringe as fuck
Even the bonus run was S tier.

>Prepare for the time at will
>TIME
pure kino

S

S for SHIT

youtube.com/watch?v=MjPqwklxk9U

Posting another god tier GDQ run where the couch and runners don't give a fuck about the staff and rules

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Cyrillic anons, what did he say? Was that a naughty word?

A

SSS

WR WR WR WR WR

>holy shit

SSS

SSS

>PREPARE FOR THE
>time

>HOLY SHIT
yeah he’s banned

>PREPARE FOR THE TIME AT WILL
>TIME

WR?????

>Holy Shit
AHAHAHHAA

too fucking based

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BKT BKT

still SSS

>WR
WR
>WR
WR
>WR
WR
>WR
WR

SSS

???

S

S

SSSSS

????

S

S you filthy fucking attention whore and you know it

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SSS
SLAV GAMING SAVES THE DAY

SSS

This guy is fucking killing me.

SPEAKING IN TONGUES

WORLD RECORD
>holy shit
>goes full russian

HOLY FUCKING BASED!!!!

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Lmao he went full Russian there

SSS
Based

WURL REKKYYYY

this nigga is on ketamine

SSS just for the russian cursing

SSS of course
IT'S FUCKING WR

He's so fucking autistic jesus christ, based

Z

yes i agree slav

he's going into overdrive

what the FUCK

this guy gives 0 shits

THIS IS KINO

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>holy shit
>starts to take the piss of WRs

WR MAKES HIM SPERG OUT
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH WTF IS THIS GUY?!

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