SGDQ (Summer Games Done Quick) 2022

Z power

WAY TOO BASED

kino
kino
KINO

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Best run in the whole event easy.

The fun cannot be halted

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youtube.com/watch?v=L1ZuTjqEX98

Damn, I missed 60% of what sounds like a fun run. Guess I'll watch it later.

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Sooooooooo......we S tiering errr........

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This game looks shit.

FUCK CONTROLLAS
IMA HEADBANGA

>that bald spot

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This run is FUCKING INVINCIBLE

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lmfao. Troons absolutely seething

amazing

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The hornet's nest is in the mail

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

abandon embarrassment and desire beyond videogaming

S tier only. Too many chokes.

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Seethe ESL tranny

he's been there before.

Thread rules:

Stay Hydrated
Wear your mask
Social distance
Stand up and stretch
Check in on yourself
Take your meds
LGBTQIA+ Lives are Human Lives

Clear?

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hmmm

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>Guess I'll watch it later.
>He doesn't know

Anybody recording to archive?

How do staff and "runners" deal with this kino ass run?

where do i get one of these?

You will never be a woman.

RUNNER'S A
HEADBANGA

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WHY ARE YOU READING THIS THREAD AND NOT WATCHING THIS SSS RUN?

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bannings

They don't give a fuck about being polite or fluffy or any shit, they just care about going fast.

The couch is really good too, especially the main one and the Scottish one also on no fucks given mode.

vash is a /cgg/ oldboi

You look shit.

Permanently banning them.

It'll be reupped on Youtube on someone else's account.

...what?

I want to fuck a cosplay gamer slut (male) in that suit.

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I've been busy with DNF Duel recently but god damn this makes me want to play through MGR again for the gorillianth time

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suicides

When voting, remember that people have given way worse runs S+

holy shit did the commentator say
>SMOKE THAT KUSH

His constant faces and camera staring give me Indian Joker vibes.

>MOO

GODS
MUST
DIE

wtf tis run is actually amazing. just tuning in today

This whole fucking run, how will it be topped?

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I have 2 monitors, retard

He's run before you newfag. Shut up.

same

XTH FOR MY MAN IGOR
AND THE BEST RUN OF THE SUMMER

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You have to pay the ultimate price to be this fast
He's clearly a channer protecting himself from being scrutinized by butthurt faggots during and after this run, especially if is true

The main thing I'm getting out of this is the realization that I miss ESA a lot more than I miss GDQ.

I do both

>he doesn't have multiple monitors in a command center
NGMI

he hates reddit he's just like me fr fr

AND THEY RUN WHEN THE GRAPHS COME UP
WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE (ALLLIIIIIVE??)
FOR A WHILE
(NO CHOICE)
GOTTA FOLLOW THE LAWS OF XY
(ALIIIIIIVEE?) WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE
OUT HERE ONLY THE CIS SURVIIIIIIVE

The couch better have something good lined up for 9/11

these guys will never be seen at a GDQ ever again

yeah, but only two eyes

nigga do you even multi-monitor?

IMA
HEADBANGA

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Bloody legend

>he doesn't have a lazy eye
NGMI

Every single GDQ we have a run where the runner and couch are barely PG instead of G and you retards all spam "BASED BASED BASED" and meme about how the runner is getting banned for life and I've never seen that happen in like three years.

>the pitiful forced attempts at "trolling" from like one guy in the thread

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it'll happen to you

Turned off my migration inhibitors.

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male pattern baldnessbros...

Baldbros BTFO

I never play MGR is he good at the game?

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>TURN OFF YOUR BALDING INHIBITORS

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>riffing on baldfags
kek

you know that never happens right?

Laptop hands wrote this post

The current peak for GDQ was late Wednesday/Early Thursday

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Most of time they do in fact get banned.

Raiden, I need your wig!

Holy shit these guys are definitely banned

>doesnt even get past her intro riff
l m a o

BALDIES ON SUICIDE WATCH

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BALDOS BTFO

>balding inhibitors
post her (him)

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Please stop posting porn. I'm addicted to cumming.

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yeah

a sea of byondmeatmen in twitch chat SEETHING rn

Its fuckin great out into the game the runner is.

Oh fuck, I kind of know that guy, that's weird.

>balding inhibitor
all skultulas%

>CAPTCHA: HRT VT

Runner is all in he's literally Raiden right now in his mind

>Runner looks mad and has stopped messing around and jamming out to music
Did he choke or something or is that just his focused face?

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>Runner just jams out to all the songs

He's probably heard every track hundreds of times by now.

CLACKCLACKCLACKCLACK

SPIN

This is what was great about the King's Quest run, besides the wacky accent, the runner was so into his point and click game.

The poor robit.

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>has a mic just for keyboard noises

speen

[mechanical keyboard noises]

I'm not posting porn though. No such thing

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GOOD OL' 9/11

This. Where's bonesaw and bignose

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ALL I'M SAYING IS GIVE GOOD RUNS A CHANCE GDQ

GDQ PANICKING
FUTURE RUNNERS LOSING HOPE
SPIKEVEGETA YELLING BACKSTAGE
MEKA BANNED
SWAT DEPLOYED TO HIS HOUSE AS WE SPEAK
TROONS SWINGING
MGR NEVER COMING BACK

Have you ever seen those people two years in a row?

he's based so whatever

>Sonic Adventure that mixed
isn't the game comically broken?

Game gets harder, he has to concentrate more as it goes

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He's just odd

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Is this on GDQ's Youtube account?
youtube.com/watch?v=aHzogRyAij0
Or this?
youtube.com/watch?v=GYuwjBbPs4s

>run so good off-topic coom posters being defeated

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We've got to finish this run before they bust down the door.

giant downvote
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1656640872634.webm

this game looks so sick but i dont really enjoy these kids of 3d action games

(bayonetta, DMC, revengeance)

they are super visual and aesthetic gaming kino of the highest level but i just don't get that much gameplay enjoyment rom the button mashing

>zoidberg "robot" pronounciation
kek

>using firefox in 2022

RED SUN

You haven't?

>Thank you, GDQ staff, for warning about the flashing lights in the run btw
some thot in the chat

youtube.com/watch?v=Sat3IIMsFm0
Sing along, Any Forums

>this run

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I'M FUCKIN INVINCIBLE

ANY HEADBANGAS UP

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was just a gamma run and the runner is a tragedy

IM FUCKING INVINCIBLE

>good game
>commentators that have some chemistry and riff off each other
>witty jokes and quips

These guys are banned from all gdq events in future aren't they

Has any of the tranny runner killed themselves?

>Beats Sundowner in like 10 seconds

That fight took me forever when I first did it.

i just want to say that this run is fucking dope but i am also enjoying the thread. reminds me of what it used to be like during good runs.

I'M [redacted] INVINCIBLE

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Usually it's people like CovertMuffin saying "fuck" once, not something along the lines of this commentary.

GDQ has suspended people from attending for less.

you just know that this run is making spike vegeta have an existential crisis questioning his entire existence

>CYBORG BEER GUT

>sundowner cucked in like 15 seconds
expected it to be faster

>Spike Vegetta pacing around the back stage area
>"Get these fuckers off stream YESTERDAY. I don't care what numbers it's doing, Prime Time is for ME"

GOLDEN RAYS OF THE GLORIOUS SUNSHIEN

Why isn't this fag talking?

> a haircut he didn't need

Maybe they are actually friends.

sundowner is so fucking hot

He's talking with his gameplay

Reminder after the run's over to search GDQ on twitter for people complaining that the couch made their uncomfortable or triggered them for messing around and having a fun time, like they did with the Super Mario 3D run on AGDQ.

GDQ is going to outright ban and reject any ESA participants after this. This shit has happened too many times now.

I think thread overall are super enjoyable, but they're definitelty a notch above when we enjoy the current run

CHRIST

holy shit dudes

i'm having fun

this can't be le

CHRIST

This game looks based. I'm ashamed to say I never gave it a chance. I think tonight I change that.

hes high as FUCK dude

Reminder we go from this to the face of sanitized GDQ runs, Celeste, before long, get your dopamine fix in now

this is one of the few trigger warnings that are valid though. Yeah probably doesn't affect a large number of people but it's an actual physical problem and not a hurt feelings type of thing

Best fight coming soon

Spiked Vegeta will b fuming

wtf is this runner doing, is he one of those turbo autists?

BANNED

NIGGA WHAT
GO FUCKING PLAY IT AS SOON AS THE RUN IS OVER

Do it user, you won't regret it.

SON OF A BITCH

I will not.

you only had to wait 5 days into the event

only been here for 7 minutes but I haven't heard the runner say a word
kino so far

>Son of a bitch, you got me.

BANNED. He cussed! OOHHHH HE SAID A BAD WORD ON STREAM!

I'm fucking laughing so hard right now holy shit

HOLY SMOKES DID HE JUST SAY THE B WORD

he's just russian

LOL

dont you have anything better to do with your time

No. I think people kept saying this shit last time and here we are.

Ultra banned KEK

it's a masterpiece. not the greatest game ever, but it's amazing for what it is and perfectly encapsulates a style that that's sort of fallen out of vogue.

You're correct, but I also love the sundowner fight and was dissapointed at how quickly it was over

Give MGR a chance

these guys are so banned. im happy i caught this live

>says sonuvabitch on stream
CUT THE FEED

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>he doesn't know

it already started

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>Still manage to be very informative about the game and whats going on and the speedrun strats despite messing around and doing bits
>Will be banned for making fun of reddit and saying based.

He's Russian.

rare footage of someone experiencing "the zone"

Genuinely a good game; definitely over-hyped by v, but worth it for sure

Game looks fun but man is Kojima a burgerboo.

Everyone in this run knows they're banned, they've stopped caring.

B A N N E D 200%

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uh oh

DMC4 chads, they're mocking us...

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>keep taking those normal pills buddy

KEEP TAKING THOSE NORMAL PILLS BUDDY
CHAT
TRIGGERED

His blade does the talking

They will soon cut their feed lmao

>DMC4 section of the run
heh

>NORMAL PILLS
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO HRTROONS ON SUICIDE

>normal pills
definitely banned

>wearing a hat
oh no no no non ononono non

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>normal pills
BANNED 300% (GLITCHLESS)

Spike face when a run is fun

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they're absolutely banned now

>5,925 Followers
How do these people get the meme checkmark?

why would I give a shit about random people on twitter?

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They know it's fucking over
Might as well go with a bang

IT WRITES

Western devs made this game, Kojima actually had nothing to do with it. That's why it's actually good.

I literally just joined but there seems to be drama? What's going on? QRD pls?

What a fucking loser.

Mentality of a literal child

Who is the commentator? This guy is quite fun

cope cap

Yeah, same with the mistral fight. he kills them so fast...

what did they say?

This writes itself

what's with the spike memes? i thought he was the last "good one" not banned by GDQ. did i miss a fuckup?

>Objective: Escape from Denver
Too real.

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seriously. i bought it for 5 bucks on a steam sale but never played it.

between this, Bayonetta and DMC I really just need to try to get into this genre of gameplay

I think MGR wasn't as well liked when it first released because of how different it is from MGS. Fans of Metal Gear couldn't get their head around the fact it wasn't a stealth game and that its this crazy platinum style hack and slash. Then as time went on and other people randomly picked it up and loved it, and word of mouth spread on how good it is, more people gave it a chance. I feel since 2018/2019 was when I noticed a big upturn in people saying they played and loved MGR.

Kojima can't make kino like this

What the H E double hockey sticks, Games Done Quick! I left my child alone to watch the Metal Gear Rising run and instead of wholesome cyborg ninja cutting people in half he gets some potty-mouth saying BITCH? BITCH?!

I'LL FUCKING SUE

>A russian runner in THE ZONE

yeah bros, im thinking kino

the runner punched mikeuyamas girlfriend and ate his lunch on stream

poor Tim Pool

The runner to me looks so bored and yet he's having fun, like he's played the game so much it's just boring to him.

What a fucking pussy. God damn. I'm balding and I was crying at those jokes

they were banned yesterday

Oh no

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>platinum is western

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SUPLEX CITY

>Western devs
last I checked, Platinum Games is still Jap. they just hired a western guy to do the butt rock wub wub OST.

>tfw bald
i never asked for this

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It's ok robro, that robit knows what it did to deserve that. Don't you go all evil on us.

>you guys aren't real gamers like me

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People are having fun
Some people don't like that

thats a fucking long hand

SAM 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

HOW IS EVERYBODY CHEEKED, BRO

>suplex city

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MEMORIES BROKEN

THE ONLY THING I KNOW FOR REAL

Vash, he's an user

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>slices irl
lol

what the FUCK are you talking about
is this a copypasta?

Based Ruskie reactions

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I'm bald and I hope they call for the genocide of all bald people. that would be funny and raise my enjoyment level

MEMORIES BROKEN!

Remember the spiders he was looking out for?
They corrupted him.

im almost positive this runner is tripping on acid

LMAO, THIS GUY IS HAVING TOO MUCH FUN

Did he slash IRL?

that looks like friendly fire

At AGDQ this year he went on twitter and complaiend about a run similar to this which was a bunch of guys joking around and having a good time, and said if you liked that run you don't like speedruns. Then he had to apologize on reddit.

Fucking based, he fucking whiffed while trying to swing with raiden.

>tfw becoming real life vegeta
feels good man

he's literally me

SHED

No worries bro I'm ugly, life is still good

he's a bit of a weenie outside of speedrunning, but his speedrunning skills remain sharp

he's definitely on something
god bless him

this is incredible

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>Runner is tweaking

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>kills him in the middle of the best line of the boss song

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There's a difference between actual hate speech and blowing baldcucks out of the water. If you're bald you're already a fucking loser if you care about people pointing it out they shouldn't be held responsible for this.

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same

Jetstream Sam IS literally me though

I'm convinced the runner has autism or ADD/ADHD.

>pakistan is where the world is gonna end

this guy is based he did dmc too

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Yes you did. You lived a life of bad nutrition, no exercise, and alchohol and/or drugs.

My nanomachines are ready son.

This guy

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I don't want it to be over bros.

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>FEAR THE MIGHT OF THE USA!

oh god i can't wait for the armstrong comments

This is what he's like every run. He's just got bit Ruskie autism energy.

Whatever the runner took before the run started has just hit, hasnt it?

>ADD/ADHD.
not sure you know how that works

you don't know anything about my life

JAMMING

THIS FUCKING RUN.

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watch the run not the thread user

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I think they are called kirigumi

THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES

Excel sus

dude is rockin OUT

DONT YOU WORRY YOUL BE TOLD EXACTLY WHAT TO DO

kek

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he also runs Prince of Persia, his game taste is supreme

You mean poor genes

OKAY THIS DUDE IS 100 PERCENT TRIPPING ON ACID

He's clearly on something I guess is what I'm trying to say.

The song hit

Eight Minutes. Can he do it?

>We have to go back to GDQ after this

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ADD isn't a diagnosis anymore, it's only ADHD. They dropped that shit in the 2000s.

Can't go evil with how great this run is.

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a truly great run

lmao, what a chad

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>Metal Gear Sheetsus
kek

>All of your schizoposts

SCHIZOS BTFO

This is so fucking based, holy shit. When a runner has fun you have fun.

BASED slav.

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SCHIZOPOSTS

SCHIZO POSTS

ALL OF YOUR SCHIZO POSTS

moo

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>schizoposts
How did he know???

>schizo posts

>all of your schizoposts
100% banned for real this time

>SCHIZOPOSTS

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oh an interesting game that i never fionished for some reason
>2014
thats close to 10 years ago, what the fuck

>schizoposts
I'M KNEELING

He's just high on gameplay

>SCHIZO POSTS

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shout outs to schizoposters

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B A N N E D

SCHIZOPOSTERS BTFO

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>psyops
>in your walls
>skincel posts
blessed beyond belief

Oooohh, I remember him now

this tranny got timed out three times, when are they gonna ban it?

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He legitimately knows he's getting banned and just said fuck it

GUESS What the runner is on:
>Acid
>Shrooms
>MDMA
>Meth
>Adderall
>Is just drunk
>Just plain autism

>schizo post

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Theres a webm of him staring into the camera and he snaps to and realizes what the fuck he was doing and starts giggling.
100%

Take your meds

ONE OF US
ONE OF US

>schizo posts
kek

All your schizo posts.

Fucking legendo

ENJOY WHILE YOU CAN, DONT THINK ABOUT THE AFTER LIFE

>live in a world where leftist media is full of ultraviolence yet they fall to pieces at the the slightest joke about the absolute tiniest of their insecurities

WHATCHU WANT

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NOT YET user IT'S NOT OVER YET
At least the stepmania could be fun

found Spike's alt account

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If you've seen his other runs at ESA, especially the ones where he speaks you can tell this is just how he is

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LMAO THIS RUN

>Staff rn

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>schizoposts
incredible

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i fucking kneel

>schizo
You 100% can't say that in GDQ fucking kek

I'M BANGING OUT

best song

Overdosing on autism

This was a deleted message so I think they got banned kek.

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>schitzoposts
Yeah they're never being allowed back. I wish Mike would stop money laundering for a fucking minute to just let people have actually harmless fun.

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