How did Mario get good at jumping?
How did Mario get good at jumping?
Jace Long
Aaron Morgan
I've never thought about this and I'm 32
Jace Bell
He’s built up his strength and stamina over the years of adventuring and plumbing, both him and Luigi are the chosen two.
Jayden Ramirez
>spent copious amounts of time climbing up slanted construction girders and jumping over barrels to rescue his gf from a wild ape
mario has amazing leg strength but skimps on working out every other part of his body
Juan Martin
What does jumping have to do with being a plumber anyway?
Blake Bennett
well you see being that hes a plumber, hes always having to smell fecal fumes in his line of work. Now if you know niggers, you know they ferment their own shit and then huff the fumes. they call it jenkem. Thats how the niggers get super powers to jump real high and do well at basketball. This is how mario jumps so high.
Chase Harris
How did Mario get so good at typing?
Easton Thompson
Oh. No. Poor TJ Henry Yoshi.m
Jonathan Bailey
He was born that way, that's why his name used to be jumpman.
Landon Brooks
>You're going to be a great typist one day
Mario.... I made it
Nicholas Phillips
He played The Typing of the Dead, of course.
Nicholas Watson
Donkey Kong rolled a barrel at him, and there was no space on the girder to sidestep it
Easton Davis
>The wonky jump physics in donkey Kong were because Mario wasn't in is prime yet
Charles Anderson
Where is this sprite even from?
Anthony Wilson
Mario Reads "The Culture of Critique", an unreleased game
Camden Perez
Nintendo Puzzle Collection
Asher Collins
lol
Jaxon Robinson
He carbloads with lotsa spaghetti. Keto cultists fear him.
Elijah Parker
He needs the extra jumping power to unclog pipes.
Caleb Martin
I feel personally attacked.
Jayden Adams
That's actually just something Italians can do. We don't really like to talk about it tho.