Timmy Tencent

That guy reached whole new levels of whatever spectrum he is on that have been unthinkable so far.

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Steamcels SEETHING

I want Timmy to come to my town with that circus he's in.

What is this guy even talking about now?

At least the games actually launch on Steam. Multiple times the Epic client fails to launch or even list my game library.

Uh oh Any Forums! Tim Sweeney is so upset that you don't like his storefront that he climbed up a tree and won't come down until you say something nice about him and the EGS. What will you say to get him down?

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Where are the cheaper games? If it's so cheap to do what Steam does, why don't you do it better?

Easy there Steamie, you don't have to make a thread for every fart Sweeney makes.

What's he sperging about this time?

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is he retarded
gift cards cost way more than 3.5% to valve

If it only costs 3.5 to operate why does Epic take a 18% cut?

Timmy's brain is as functional as his store

uhhh what is tim saying? he's criticizing steam for the thing only he does? what?

oh jesus he is actually retarded
that tweet in a vacuum is ok that tweet in reply to what the other dude said just doesn't work

He really needs to get a handle on his autism or get off twatter. He just comes across like a retard.
Meanwhile, Newell effortlessly increases his good guy image when doing stuff like hand-delivering Steam decks.

climb higher and then do a flip

Plus other things conveniently left out that Timmy himself has admitted can't be done without a 30% cut.
>not signing up any more players to [...] games launched by a single PC-only store
Cool, how many PC stores can I launch Kingdom Hearts from?

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Newell also effortlessly increases his good guy image by just not doing ANYTHING AT ALL while timmy tencent keeps sperging on twitter

People on the spectrum tend to latch onto a particular subject, and make their entire lives about it. In Tim's case, it appears to be his obsession with digital distr0ibutors.

every unreal game is still on steam (and also not on egs)

I ask him kindly whether he needs a rope to get down or hang himself with.

>costs under 3.5% to operate
I don't really believe this for a second, the amount of servers Valve has to maintain all over the world must be absolutely massive. But even if true, if he's such a nice guy and all why is he taking a 12% cut?

>It should be 15% 12% 10% 3.5%!!
Keep your story straight, you autist. Although it is telling that when it comes to his shit he goes to an all new low percentage.

Someone needs to tell him that no amount of his autistic sperging is going to make people suddenly like EGS and hate Steam/Valve.

Valve really does just win by default of the competition consisting almost entirely of retards.
only other vendors who have actual qualities over steam are GoG and itch.io, and those positives in a way doom them to never have the sheer omnipresence of steam.

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Because he's being facetious and only counting the absolute bare minimum features. Continuous development of the myriad of ancillary features costs money, as Tim would know since it took him two years to afford a shopping cart on his store, and then there's a shitload of stuff like remote play together, remote streaming, zero cost game keys, physical gift cards, etc. that cost money as well.

Tim just doesn't understand the basics of business works, either. Everything is worth what its purchaser will pay for it.

I'm sure he understands, he's just trying to sell the image of a good guy Robin Hood to endear himself to the consumer base and brute force his way to the top of the PC market. The problem is he's too much of a sperg and lacks the charisma to actually pull it off.

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>PC-only
As opposed to what? Does Epic run on other platforms?
Besides, PC literally just means a general purpose computing device, saying "PC-only" means you're saying it works on every single computer. Heck, you could even make a console version of the steam store if the console companies would let you.

>steals Rocket League
>not anti consumer
i was this close to buying it on sale

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Tell him he can stay up there.

He's right though. Steam's 30% is greedy as fuck. Just because that's "industry standard" doesn't justify it.

Now you don't have to. It's free2play.

How are steam drones so delusional and obsessed?

You realised that just now?
>games shouldnt be exclusive to only one store so im going to make games exclusive to my store because duuhh err hurp durp t. an actual honest to God retard

>2SANS