SGDQ (Summer Games Done Quick) 2022

Migrated.

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I await our reunion in your nightmares, runner

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not Celeste edition

someone post the images and webms the raging jannie was deleting.

Inb4 what are you gonna do about it?

emigrate

rating this a Z already this fucking carbon copy blows

Good luck user, hope you stay under estimate!

I forgot my migration papers

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kono gemu ha tumaranai desu

it's funny how the schedule is 100 times better if you cut out that 3 hour fuckyou run of pokemon

agreed. it's just putting me to sleep with how bland it is.

This game feels like chinese knockoff.
>Let's take "celeste" platforming with ori artstyle

Alright nigs I'm out it is no longer comfy.

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This is boring.

Not as impressive after seeing Cuphead

Umm soooo what are you gonna do about it? hehe :)

delete this janny

>Any
What did he mean by this?

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An obscene labor of love for this game completely, blatantly ripped off from Celeste and Ori.

>not a single good game until Donkey Kong Country and F-zero
>Super Mario World relay at nearly 1am
Not sure if incompetent or just retarded.

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Thread rules:

Stay Hydrated
Wear your mask
Social distance
Stand up and stretch
Check in on yourself
Take your meds
LGBTQIA+ Lives are Human Lives

Clear?

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The scheduling seems to have been decided on to showcase certain runners at prime time with no regard to order or game quality or anything like that.

Like starting out with Rubiehart was a fucking disaster.

Uh, you have no lives...

Kek

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When will they speedrun Cory?

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fuck...

that hes too ashamed to say he failed his transition and calling him him again is ok.

These guys have so many fun inside jokes haha I feel like I am really in their fun club haha

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MAKE SURE YOU FOLLOW THESE WHILE YOU DELETE ON TOPIC POSTS JANNY. WE ALL WORRY ABOUT YOU

They want the west coast and their inflated salaries.

do you have a save? :))

Nonbinary use any/all.

Wah ha ha ha

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good games aren't allowed in this event

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Wooosh wooosh wooosh I'm going insane wooosh

>it’s a “it isn’t a race anymore and no one knows or understands the game anyway, so you may as well have just had a solo run for any% or 100%” episode

...

Wish they took a page from ESA and shuffled the 3+ hour runs to a 2nd stream.

Hey, remember King's Quest V? Good times...

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Good luck and stay hydrated!

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Upcoming: japanese humor

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This artsy le and this music is nauseating , why would you ever play something like this.

Asking here whoops
What happened with the emerald run? Did keizaron have a meltdown at all?

No wonder they didn't hit 1 mil yet, the schedule is fucked, normalfags not gonna donate to non Celeste, they wanna see Mario and Sonic

>plin plonn plonnnn
>plin plon pliplonnn

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Sheer Cold Hariyama is best Hariyama.

I was worried he'd just scrape in, since they had about ten mins and one of them took two mins or less, but that motherfucker blocked the shit out of that.

torna is based

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What the goodness?

He was found dead in his hotel room

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REALLY original game here

Anything interesting happen? I haven't been watching the entire event

The only way I'd pay attention to these is if I bet on a runner

Yes, he's melting down on twitter. Named himself the Pokemon Anti God and everything.

Is this the worst gdq yet?

they obviously rigged the run (spore TM as one of the first items)
and despite that obvious rigging, he STILL went 20 minutes overtime despite beforehand saying that 3 hours was an absolute worst case scenario

Yes they do, only hardcore autist like mario and sonic speedruns, you wouldn’t get it,

Why is commentator only talking about Breakdown777 runner and not Elipsis?

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The contrast between these underwater sidescrolling platformers in the last block is wild
>Little Mermaid: Runner knows what he's doing, gets in and gets out in a mere 7 minutes, even with bad RNG
>This: Plods along with identical looking sections and an unclear race for probably the next hour

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mario sunshine was cringe kino

Yes, not even joking.

Thanks user! Let's kick cancer's butt!

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QRD?

Give it a couple more days but It's make a solid attempt

The fun of this type of run is exactly this, dying randomly (in a randomizer of all places) it's a great mode to challenge yourself, but it's a reset fest, why the hell they thought they could marathon it?

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Because it's not a remotely close race and why would they talk about the guy in last?

Started relaxing the rules because they kept getting KO'd, still managed to go 14 mins over the estimate.
>Did keizaron have a meltdown
He's keizaron.

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>6:38 AM Finale
IT KEEPS GOING UP MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

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He's busy surrounding himself with yes men who have been telling him he did good.

Even with all that cheating and breaking his own rules, and leaning on three speedrunners to drag him along, he couldn't get in under estimate.

gdqs are just esa waiting rooms

It helps that Little Mermaid is a good game, too.

runner lost all his lives, game over'd, and had to restart

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This is putting me to sleep. No one knows how well you're doing in this literally who game.

twitch.tv/videos/1518162268?t=01h10m40s

Every single room in this game looks exactly the same... wtf?

I passed out right before things went south, what a shame

Is this Celeste without the trannies?

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Mario sunshine. Watch starting from 45 mins in for 5 minuted. Enjoy kine trainwrek

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Good luck!

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No, this is trannies without Celeste

>literal who indie game
>less than a year old
yup the devs paid for this to be featured

no its celeste with slightly different trannies

I've gotta hand it to the Little Mermaid runner, he got in, ran the game fast, got out, no fucking abut.

I'd be all for a block of games like that, just stuff that's sub 10 or 15 min runs instead of ones running for 45+ mins or fucking hours.

Unfortunately, no one can be...told what the Sunshine is...they have to see it for themselves
twitch.tv/videos/1518162268?t=01h10m40s

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>Man it's been 40 minutes, I'm tired, time to sleep
>it goes full cringekino at 45 minutes in
god fucking damn it

seriously this
people saying it's like Ori are completely wrong, Ori had great variation and art in general, this shit is just boring

Yes, absolute dud. A handful of good runs surrounded by endless trash. Even drama wise there's nothing. You know it's bad when you have fags desperately clinging on to the Keiz shit, lamest "drama" I've ever seen.

It's up there for sure.

probably. I assume this GDQ is extra soi because they forced all people to be vaccinated to be able to enter the facility.

These floaty spike platformers with airdashing need a name
Indie vomit

I liked this game back when it was a flash game called Jumper. Everything since then has been more or less the same shit.

Remember what they took from you

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...holy fuck
holy fuck

Yep. It’s just a continuous slide, too.

Left head with right body would be godly

Game looks like uninspired ass

>No....no....let me out....LET ME OUT! It's not possible...not possible....I don't believe it....

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How are you guys keeping cool in the summer sun?

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Xenoblade 2 run will save SGDQ

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There's been individual runs that have trainwrecked harder than runs in this (stuff like Stairs% and Terraria wiki google mode) but this has so much consistent shit and opened so fucking badly it's really up there.

Spikeshit?

Is that the UMP sound from CS? Am I going insane?

What in the everloving flying fuck are you gonna do about it?

Looks like any pronouns is losing hard.

heheh

OOOOFF
doesn't help that the circus freak is twisting the knife. A good couch could have salvaged this.

lost

>everyone clap right now

Based

Don't forget to wear your mask!

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Holy shit how could I miss this

platformers where every surface aside from 3 pixels per wall is covered in insta-death spikes
basically every single "hard" indie platformer does it and it's beyond generic at this point

Lots of ice packs, cold water, and a shitty AC.

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LETZ GUOHHH

You have to restart when you lose all your lives? Holy shit kek I guess I never lost all my lives on my playthroughs then

ahve there been any cute trans runner so far

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I feel like I could clip 90 seconds out of this run, post it without saying and you wouldn't even notice it looping.

youtu.be/QoXaRPyvJyM?t=1207

Speaking of Sunshine, did we ever decide if this was soul or cringe?

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>YEEHAHAAA
>WA-HOPP
>OOF

>does best trick in the game
>just looks like the rest of the game

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Tranny bullies autismo into tears, Autismo proceeds to pull off one if not THE most impressive mario sunshine run ever to the point where he made the attention craving tranny shut up

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I know, it's my suggestion. Spikeshit.

Where can I read reddit crying about the shitty runs

Her

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You do if you don't have a save file to speed the game up a little bit.

only if you don't save
which he didn't do because it's a timesave

That tranny was twisting the knife for 2 (TWO) more hours after the fuck up. Runner choking back tears.

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It seems that runners are not very good anymore, I remember when only the top 3 would speed their game and showcase. I guess banning a lot of them got things complicated. They got what they deserve

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kek yea

I'm doin fine

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I've heard it before too, some old FPS, not CS tho.

god damn this game and the rest of todays schedule is boring as shit

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And you could call it 'The Game That Couldn't Slow Down'.

>tfw no old cs sounds

Probably the GDQ reddit, if you really like your aids served to you on a plate.

my mistake, thought you were asking
limits of text based communication

The exchange here is gonna be burned in Any Forums's memory banks isn't it?
>Uh you have no lives
>Uh oh...
>What're you gonna do about that?
>Did you save?
>Uh oh
>Aww, that's so sad

Oh shit kek

not very well

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why did the autists of the past look more normal than today's autists?

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Don't forget to dial 8

The dude sounds like he wants to just leave after the fuck up.

It's unironically becoming a Let's Play event at this point. Nothing but mediocre performance.

DMC and Sonic Adventure runs

We actually had some great runners in the last 12-15 hours

Don’t forget to watch Meka’s Metal Gear Rising run.
It’ll be S tier.

>be eurofag
>only interesting run I see is MGR
>it's at fucking 3 am

it's not fair

We had a good run for a few of those games

I feel like I'm watching a commercial.

I just glanced back at it and they're in the exact same purple rectangle white spike areas

Remember when it was games people cared about?

He took the save cartidge out to save time so he could play the game and not be bothered by the game telling him to save. He didn't keep track of how many lives he had. Couch kindly reminded him he was out of lives just as he lost his last one. I hope that runner learns to never have a tranny on couch again.

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Why is this game in agdq

you are

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any cringe moments

the game is just purple rectangles and white spikes user

that's all they knew how to do

>everyone is forced to take a "vaccine" for a meme cold
>suddenly an event has 10x more trannies than before

Really makes you think.

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come on we just had some good runs like an hour ago

In the past it was just people being normal as autists get, now it's people being autistic because it's the trendy thing todo.

did he died

We had a dev as a commentator literally shilling his remaster of a 1996 boomer shooter yesterday.

trannies, it's always the trannies.

lol

fuck this I'm coming back in a while
drop this spike shit a nice big F from me

>why is a celeste-like in a tranny convention
GEE, i wonder

I'm talking about the current snoozefest on screen.

NTA but thank you for grounding me, I gotta remember the good things we enjoyed earlier
mashallah user

This game is basically a slowed-down Celeste for handicapped people.

because Celeste was in GDQ a fucking lot