Mario 64 lore has gone too far
Mario 64 lore has gone too far
Jackson Perez
Sebastian Miller
I love Mario schizo theories but those hieroglyphics are too much of a stretch for me.
Juan Campbell
How do Teacups translate to Bob Ombs?
Lucas Williams
heres the truth.
Anthony Gutierrez
Beyond autism. Its literally just teacups and cake.
Evan Miller
both of them produce steam/smoke
Andrew Thompson
Actually I've never figured out what the picture was behind the cake. I guess it kinda looks like Yoshi, but it's also really off.
Colton Williams
its a shine from mario sunshine
Evan Perry
I've had a stretch Armstrong action figure ass kid, and it didn't stretch as much as this picture
Cameron Cruz
after finding out so many nintendo and capcom games just randomly threw in texture book stuff, i will never trust DEEPEST LORE theories again
Hudson Watson
Of course it didn't. Those pieces of shit would lose their stretchiness after a week or two.
Matthew Reed
ignoring the truth doesnt make it false
Kayden Torres
I love schizo SM64 lore.
Ian Turner
italian food exists in the mushroom kingdom
Isaac Flores
>It's not Egypt, it's Sarasaland
Holy fuck!
Jackson Russell
Mario mentions italian food when he's sleeping
Adam Price
Nigga thems a cloud, not a tub
Joseph Clark
Isaiah Brown
Mario gone mad
Samuel Robinson
This one is actually real though
Isaiah Barnes
>Racism against Italians exists in the mushroom kingdom.
Based Miyamoto. Even in a fictional world with no Italy he still manages to sneak it in.
Christian Campbell
Who doesn’t hate the fucking wops?
Josiah Roberts
There's also Mario saying "open salami" instead of open sesame.
Benjamin Peterson
Mario doesn't have nostrils on the tip of his nose. That's Yoshi.
Jeremiah Bennett
Alexander Ross
every level has its secrets