SGDQ (Summer Games Done Quick) 2022

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FUCKING HELL TAKE A SHOWER AND PUT SOME DEODORANT

>20 for a mudkip plushie
Just buy one at that point

>go on etsy
>spend 50 dollaredoos on absolute shit
>shill it on genderdonequick for 100 times the price

>tropical dong when Im at work
god dammit

Disgusting tranny creatures, get out of my sight!
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1656501767523.webm

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people like him should not use words like "cute" constantly.

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and this is the standard of good hygiene in this event

this thing is cool I have to admit

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>TROONIC

So I herd u liek mudkips.

xth for fuck purlers

guys forsen is watching nyan - kawaii neko girls - episode 2 right NOW

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you can actually enter to win any of the prizes without donating anything

i never played a sonic game in my life, and wondered why so many autistic people are obsessed with this series but then it hit me, the whole point of sonic is to just collect rings and go in circles over and over.

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>genderdonequick

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GUESS WHO'S COMING UP IN A FEW HOURS WITH EVERYONE'S LEAST FAVORITE 3 HOUR RACE HE DOES EVERY SINGLE FUCKINGE VENT

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that is so cheaply made though, just cut and glue

where's the perlers i need more perlers

WHY IS PRIZE GOBLIN TOUCHING THE PRIZES WITHOUT LATEX GLOVES

HE WORE GLOVES IN JANUARY. I THOUGHT THERE WAS NO TOLERANCE.

I DON'T WANT TO WIN THIS POISON SHIT NOW

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I do not want any of these prizes even for free, personally.

why are so many people obsessed with hydration your body will literally tell you when you need water it's called THIRST. i think the hydration thing has taken off with fatties and the out of shape since drinking gallons of water is a lot easier than eating less and exercising

I dig it.

>Tunic next
Tried this game last week and hated it, it's as if they made the most tryhard Zelda clone of all time. It's pretentious in the truest sense of the word.

here ya go

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The mythical good prize

Who in the fuck makes the schedule? God damn he needs to be fired

last thread had a guy that """transisioned""" by ust saying he goes by she/her now and thats all i remember rn

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I want to murder this faggot with a power drill

yeah reminds me of all the sweaty dudes in their 30s calling link "cute" and "adoooorable" during the Link to the Past run, it was kinda offputting

They are really jewing up the prizes this year. $200+ for the major prizes, $10+ for melted beads... fuck outta here.

Can't wait for them to just make a bunch of unfunny jokes with each other for 3 hours while explaining none of the speedtech.

I cant laugh anymore
my chest hurts from laughing so much
the trannies are killing me
holy fuck

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No bully

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what runs are you waiting for, user?

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>Perspiration happens because all the insulated fat is overheating the body despite being within an air conditioned room.
Just wear a Hawaii shirt like all the other fat fucks dude

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I never finish watching a Keizaron run because he's so boring and shit at games

That's not the prize goblin.

difference between girl and foid?

Sonic Advance first, then Tunic

he wore gloves two days ago and now he's greasing all those precious perlers

He does. Hence why he gets in every year at prime time.

OOOOOLD

Fatties prefer soda.

My bad.

The xbox? They have a Steam Deck for $100 which I'd much rather have.

I'm not a furry but I would be curious to see some Amy pantyshots if you'd happen to have any.

>80k for minecraft
what the fuck

just started watching, wtf is it with the coof cloths

There is no speed tech. It's a fucking randomizer where every levelup causes a Pokemon to evolve into a different Pokemon.

but it's furry Zelda. You aren't a furry bigot now are you?

Damnitjoe.
Got to love the good names from people giving prizes.

Still not as good as "KissmyblackGlass", the guy who did stained glass work. You could see the fear in their eyes when they said his name.

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children

The grease only increases their value.

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This summer is looking rough as fuck.

You gotta speedrun something
Why not it be transitioning?

I don't even check the schedule any more. I just throw it on monitor 2 when I'm not doing anything else. The days of me going through a schedule and making sure I don't miss a run are over.

Shit, is that why they all wear those?

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I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR MONEY LAUNDERING TIME

here's a newerish one than the one the other dude posted

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most airports dont even require masks now what the fuck is this

>she/they

prize ogre sorry

has anyone seen someone post about winning a prize anywhere on the internet?

trannygang

HE MISGENDERED NUKKULER!!!!!!!

Why no ratings for macbat?

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Did Chart-user get banned or something?

??????

>tfw no informative Legend of Mana run by Puwxeil but this gets accepted

Can't tell, Pastebin is dead for me.
I wonder who you pissed off so bad to make that grandiose piece of slander.

the DMC and F-ZERO GX run
i fucking fear what will happen when the MGRR And Celeste run starts

so just here, we have
>he/him
>she/her
>she/they
motherfucker who follows this shit

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Zoomers have become convinced that the key to good health is just constantly chugging water. I have no idea why.

don't worry about it. they'll run it anyway

>she/they
what does it mean?

You're already dehydrated well before you feel thirsty. Thirst is one of the last warning signs your body gives you that you need fluids, not one of the first.

I wanted amy because I think her hammer movement is cool but KNOCK KNOCK

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stop talking about it

No he sleeps during this time

People actually hated the Halo run? I thought it was okay

He's probably sleeping, these runs would put me to sleep

Don't care still gonna post the pink pantsu hedgehog

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Newfriends might be surprised by this, but I am shocked at how unspergy kirbymastah sounds these days. He used to be unlistenable.

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>Knux won
nice. I hate how predictable GDQ is where if there is the option to play as a female character thats GOING to happen regardless of how many times its been done before. I ahte how the runner had to practically BEG to play as not-amy.

kek, shes married to spike

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>2 real girls
celebrate this moment

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yeah he's matured quite a bit. i enjoyed his run a few gdqs ago that he streamed from his apartment or whatever. i think he's a software dev now?

AMYSISTERS DID WE LOSE????????????

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Are there actual F2M speedrunners?
Any notable runs since the Jedi Outcast?

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What about Sonic that even brings out the worst of people?
At face value the series seems entirely normal, but then these demons come out representing the fandom

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seems like most of them are wearing surgical masks too
surgical masks do not do anything

The fuck is a foid?

Ugly fat people shouldn't be allowed to marry and procreate. All they're going to do is make more ugly fat people. We want the human race to be full of beautiful people and not ugly fatties, don't we?

>couldn't shave the pube beard for his wedding

Spooky

Femoid.

or wear some nice fucking clothes

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is that your cope for not having a girlfriend?

Fear is a virtue and having hundreds of people follow your orders makes you drunk on power.
You think of yourself as a hero while exploiting a crisis to have people obey you.

The biggoted patriarchy at GDQ

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sonic games are all shit

In b4
>Guys theres 10 minutes left and we are still 20k from our minecraft goal
>OH we got an anonymous donator of 20k and now the minecraft goal has been met only 5 minutes before!

is that your cope for being an ugly fatty?

femoid that wont shut up

>just fly under the entire stage
wow epic run
NEXT!

damn im glad that shit is fake because what a depressing read lmao

>Femoid
Thanks, kind of redundant then Girl or am I msising a difference then?

just end it

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Thanks for posting better sister.

I love the GBA soundfont

We had a tranny Janny going on a banning spree so rumor has it he got caught in the crossfire

>terrible fan art.

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It's completely about virtue signaling and nothing else.

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I'M FRAME PERFECT

>saves 10 seconds
>wastes 15

>frame perfect
>sub pixel

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>tfw fun songs at GDQ but ESA had 2

Guys i'm going for a snack run. Anyone want something?

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this run so far is at least a B
>real girls
>no one sperging
>fun game to watch
>no amy
>actually learning something useful about the game

ugly fat people and retarded people are the first ones that marry and procreate.

>sub pixel
shut up you arent fucking setting this shit up based on the visuals so it doesnt matter

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HES CHOKING

I can complete this stage in less than a minute and I'm a casual shit player.
This is a C rating so far.

Ok this dude cant get 1 (one) single trick right.

funyuns pls bb

Really? I thought it was great. The manual was cool as hell (though I'm sure we will see exactly 0 pages of it in the speedrun).

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It's about saving lives, you fucking bigot.

combos and a bottle of nesquik

airports are transitory spaces events like gdq and fighting game tournaments are spaces where people are spending multiple days in close proximity and organizers can be held liable more easily. also people getting sick can throw a wrench in the workings of the event.
i wouldn't / want to wear a mask there, but i at least see the rationale from gdq's stupid perspective.

I just want werster back bros

>Pokémon Emerald Randomizer Keizaron, 360Chrism, Shenanagans, adef

>keizaron
does this retard not learn from his mistakes?

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i don't
it hurts my ears

soul

Burgr

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Yikes! Does he not know rubbing hands like that is antisemitism?

I just want your fine ass to come back quick

I think the punch momentum cancelling is kind of cool

Didn't he literally win the last Pokemon Rando?

cute

>sonic on the couch
>no pronouns
what the heck!?

he can do it. You're antisemitic for pointing it out

Disney world doesn't require masks don't defend this shit user

Prepare for 3 hours of spastics making pokemon noises

Every time

Are u blind? They all hav em

Sonic is a manly man.

>Knuxbros beat back the Amy menace
>Amy fans call sexism

Knux don't give a FUCK mediocre run, but I expect nothing less from Kirbymastah

theres a she/they

So who is your favorite Sonic girl?

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C H O K E
H
O
K
E

kek

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Knuckles is a feminist.

this run sucks wtf

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Knuxbros................im scared....

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Just Rouge because I'm not a furry, but even she's usually a bit much for me.

SUPERMAN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i can't watch anymore. i'm starting to feel hatred that i thought left my body long ago.
pronouns, men who pretend to be women with zero effort, covid shit. this is a shit event that shouldnt be given any attention anymore.

I want to see Emerald Randomizer, are there still meme sub goals that lose time like the pet the horse in SoTC or should I expect a real run?

What is this guy's problem?

no, hes an echidna

are pronouns really necessary?

You posted her.