SGDQ (Summer Games Done Quick) 2022

>LOTR filters speedrunning cunts

Where's my game at?

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>tfw shelob will never spin me up in a web and hold me in her lair as a trophy
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!!!! GOD DAMNIT!

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what is this a reference to?

Ayo hol up we wuz mithril miners n shiet!

OI AIN'T BIN DROPPIN NO SHE'S SIR HONEST

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Why are they playing a White Pride game on GDQ?
Why don't they have any blacks on screen?
What the fuck is going on!? Is GDQ saved?

Did you know that Tolkien was inspired by his trip to America when he wrote LotR? In America he saw women with beards, thus he wrote them into his dwarf race

Shelob of course

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>get banned from GDQ chat
>webcam turns on

B-BROS??

I am Treebeard, and I speak for the trees.
The trees says ywnbaw

The pre-arranged jokes actually went down pretty well

what do you mean there are black enemies everywhere

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nth for frodo
for the shire

he also saw men with breasts, which inspired him to write gandalf's iconic quote 'YOU SHALL NOT PASS'

in the 00s these guys were the nerdiest group of outcast. now they seem like the coolest people in the room. what happened?

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>Stay Hydrated
I've not drank anything since I woke up 5 hours ago
>Wear your mask
I have an autism lanyard so i don't have to
>Social distance
I don't speak to people or go near them anyway
>Stand up and stretch
But I'm trying to WFH too
>Check in on yourself
Fuck that I suck
>Take your meds
Next you'll be telling me to get vaxxed
>LGBTQIA+ Lives are Human Lives
Gays are a mutation and are no longer part of the real human species

Nerd culture became popular.

I never knew movie tie-in games could be this good

occupy wallstreet

>Monolith Productions, Inc. is an American video game developer
Ahh I see

Big Bang Theory sold it as cool to the world.

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Cool it with the racism

Yeah Im kind of bummed I never played this when I was a kid

the internet was a big mistake

god I love LotR

exactly my point, it's a white pride game, even the wizzard is 100% white.
They should have a Black person on the couch at least to balance it out.
This run is making me uncomfortable and I will be tweeting Spike about this

At least they had enough taste to make her look like Stoya.

...

Same developers as F.E.A.R and Blood, and Shogo.

Stuck making movie adaptations for life now.

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>even the wizzard is 100% white.
um sweatie hes transwhite ok, he used to be grey

Seriously these cutscene transiations are amazing

>he didn't skip arm day
You look like you've skipped every day you fat cow.

Fuck I forgot how kino the LoTR games were.

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lotr hack and slashes are top tier. look into riddick games as well.

You've got to hand it to the dude, nobody else predicted Stoya.
Sorta looks like Claudia Black.

Pizza dinners while playing this and Two Towers rotating schoolbuddies every level were one of the highlights of my early years.

>applause for a cutscene

ssssssshut up donationtard!

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kek

fuck they made CLAW
played the hell out of that game when my dad rented it from the library

>the WHITE city
That's kinda racist senpai.

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the games and movies even took out pride flag Saruman.
LotR will be cancelled if the Amazon series doesn't take off

The couch coop with your bro to see who could get the most kills was the shit

chortles relax

Minas Tirith is such a cool city

The Two Towers was a decent game too, I remember you could defend the Westfold

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>YOU SHALL NOT PASS

HE SAID IT

>you shall no pass
Kek

>YOU SHALL NOT PASS
Based.

>YOU SHALL NOT PASS
banned

THE FUCKING MAD LAD DID IT

>You shall not pass
Kek

>YOU SHALL NOT PASS
BANNED

Threadly reminder that MSF:

>provides medical supplies and treatment to ISIS fighters
>provides food and water to known terrorist cells
>provides food and medical aid to migrants attempting to illegally enter foreign nations
>personally commits illegal human trafficking
>exchanges food, water, and drugs for sex
>launders money using the GDQ event
>supports the act of shitting your pants live on stream

Let's break 3 million this GDQ!

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>10-hour game can be split over 2 mini-disks
>peter jackson insists 10 hours of extra features should be spread across 4 dvds

We did it

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Ok, can someone pls tell how gdq has only 3 times the viewers but makes 30 times the dollars?

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youtube.com/watch?v=1-Uz0LMbWpI
reminder that tolkien actually addressed the eagle shit

THE MADMAN SAID IT

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Having a great morning. Watching the run one one monitor and having multiple penetration prolapse bbc porn on the two others

anonymous has some deep pockets, okay?

>Any Forums is not an obsessed hivemind

That one was for you .

Based truth-user

Uh...this game unironically looks really fucking good. How come I never knew it existed?

That better be kemoshota

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based

No one here donates to that crap and if they did wouldn't say so

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Was anyone on the twitch chat? Did they catch up on that?

based

hidden in a sea of shit tie ins

It is pretty genuinely fun. You haven't heard of it because you're a zoom-zoom.

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it's a great game user

Because you're a babby

because you're a zoomer
based grond and troll section coming up

We're in dire need of a complete choke this year. Would love for this to be it, but its not looking like it

Have you never heard of Battle for Middle Earth 1 and 2 as well?

Just wait for Keizaron's run

They're best played as the whole trilogy too user

It won't be this unless he has some crazy skip that if you fail you softlock

CAM ON MORDOR SCALE SAM FACKIN WALLS

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I just tuned in. Did I miss anything since the start of sgdq?

This has been one of the only good runs the entire marathon

Still better siege mechanics than Bannerlord.

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based

didn't one of the games have a really good response to this question. I dont know if it was the MMO or another game. You get to ask Gandalf the question and he has a great answer to it

>provides medical supplies and treatment to ISIS fighters
ISIS!? YES HELLO, GDQ? LONG TIME WATCHER, FIRST TIME DETONATOR. HOOOIP

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You'll get one when pokemon Emerald is on.

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But of course, why wouldn't it be?

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This game is so fucking good holy shit I might have to replay it.

Looney troons claim to be women but they are, in fact, men
Jannies are trannoids too

is that an actual female woman in the back?

i want to fuck that thing

play it with a friend for the ultimate couch co-op experience

HE DOES NOT PASS

Please help Spike, this is too white and straight

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no idea but i always tell people that the eagles would be shot down, mt doom is in the heart of mordor and those fuckers have giant ballista and catapults. the eagles would be killed, they wouldn't risk their lives for men, elves and dwarves at the definite cost of their own. imagine what would happen if the eagle carrying the ring was brought down in the middle of mordor? the entire world would be doomed, it was always a stupid thing to ask and i have no idea why people still ask it

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how do these people get out of the house

What the fuck?

>He's a pro gamer
>Does the okay symbol

banned

What the fuck lmao

>implying they do

>save all the white women
>from the brown monsters

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WHY AREN'T THE WOMEN FIGHTING? Ugh what a backwards game

They don't, they get gibs or live off their parents

>normal nerds having fun
>no tranny shit
>run is fun
funny how that works

He's very soft.

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Spiders

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Good, carry on.

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>trannoid get triggered by white heterosexual men having fun
Lmao

Looney troons claim to be women but they are, in fact, men
Jannies are trannoids too

God I wish I had hair like Max does

they don't

>get 200 maidens

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>that joke
At least she tried...