>Try out No Man's Sky
>First planet it spawns me on is 155 degrees and by the time I'm done reading the basic tutorials I'm already burning to death
>Assume this is just a glitch and immediately restart to spawn on a world that isnt fucked
>Spawn on a corrosive planet that actually kills me within 20 seconds
>mfw I find out this is supposed to happen
>mfw I try sticking with it anyways just to have the game have seven volcanoes surrounding me explode all at once as a wall of fire spawns on top of me, instantly killing me
>mfw I ask my friend that likes this game how long it takes to not suck ass and they say "oh, around 8 hours"
No Mans Sky players are fucking psychotic.
Try out No Man's Sky
Imagune unironically getting filtered by the tutorial
Imagine unironically playing a tutorial that spawns walls of fire on you and makes you go afk in crack shacks while collecting salt bushes just so you can continue to not have fun for 8 hours. Fuck that shit, I can play a game that costs a fraction as much and doesn't require an entire afternoon to become enjoyable.
>Noooooo user, after the 20 hour mark you cna start grinding for /SS/ tier helmets
Wow, so fun.
that sounds amazing honestly
>No Mans Sky players are fucking psychotic.
No shit, they are like beaten wives.
>oh my husband isn't that bad he only hits me every day right before dinner while lying about everything
>game starts you on planet with hazards so you can learn about the games mechanics
>gets filtered by the tutorial
Absolutely brain dead
>Any Forumseddit gets filtered by an optional tutorial
nigga once you repair the spaceship (like 3 minutes) you can GTFO from there and do the fuck you want
The game spawning you on active volcanoes as walls of fire instantly melt you being good game design would be on-par with elden ring having the first enemy be godskin duo except you can't progress until you beat them. Fuck it, might as well have the first area in Hollow Knight be the saw room. Because apparently having the tutorial be the hardest part of the game is good game design. Fucking retard.
>Play NMS because some retard on the Internet told you that it's good now
lol
The core gameplay loop is still shit.
You're 100% correct. The game fucking sucks
I played the game for the first time ever last week and had no trouble with the tutorial, I dropped the game later as too much of its content is really shallow once you get into it, but you're just fucking incompetent OP.
I'm sincerely cracking up over how mad you are about this.
you literally have a laster that can burry into the ground for make shift shelter of many natural hazards, a big part of the game is surviving user (at least in the beginning)
you type like a fucking american kek
Sounds like a fun time, to watch someone suffer through anyway.
>No user you don't understand, it's a skill issue! You being forced to permanently sit inside a crack shack as waves of fire constantly melt you as you wait for brief moments where you can collect more plants to not instantly die is a skill issue!
Sounds to me like the devs just made a shit tutorial.
The tutorial laser is too weak to mine the ground. Your only option is to rush the tutorial and hope you didn't get a fire planet that instantly spawns a fire wall or get lucky enough to have a shed spawn nearby.
Same thing happened to me. Killed by the environment before I could finish reading what button did what. Dropped the game right there.
Filtered.
Filtered.
Getting killed by invisible environmental forces before you even start isn’t incompetence, its bad design.
Life's too short to spend on soulless procgen garbage
I don't think you start with a terrain manipulator though.
You're meant to use your starship to recharge your hazard shield in between bursts of being outside, at least until you can get your shit fixed and visit a space station. Then the game opens up a bit more. If you think that's bad though, permadeath mode does the same shit but spawns you like 750 meters away from your ship, and your shit drains twice as fast. It's literally the most dangerous time for a permadeath run, and everything after the first 5 hours or so is relatively safe by comparison.
The game intentionally gives you heavy environment damage as part of the tutorial, you are meant to figure out how to survive and gather resources quickly during it, not fucking sit there. You really did get filtered by the game's tutorial unironically, and now you're upsrt by this revelation that no man's sky of all games filtered you.
Sure whatever. I’m the only person who thought the game was crap, right?
That's what I just said, retard. He said I should've mined the bare earth to make a manmade cave and I told him that wasn't possible.
>You're meant to use your starship to recharge your hazard shield in between bursts of being outside, at least until you can get your shit fixed and visit a space station. Then the game opens up
this, survival of the fittest/smartest
No, it's incompetence. It's a survival game, you are expected to survive harsh conditions which the tutorial presents you with immediately. It's the perfect retard filter, honestly, as if you cannot complete its tutorial then the game is not for you.
Any Forums really sucks at video games
Better change the board's theme and name to Any Forums - cunny and coom
The game gas a lot of issues even after 6 years of updates and improvements. That does not make you any less of a retard to get filtered by the game's tutorial. A tutorial that has remained unchanged too since it's one of the only aspects they got right from the beginning.
Yeah, I was filtered out of wasting 10+ hours of my life playing a tedious slog that actively tries to be as awful as possible as a testament to artificial difficulty.
Except the game is easy as fuck after that tutorial and it turns out the tutorial is the only part of the game that's challenging in any way whatsoever. This isn't a tutorial, this is the final boss segment with "press x to jump" text boxes floating around it.
>i-it's shit anyway
Holy kek the copium. Funniest thread in weeks, thanks OP
>A tutorial that has remained unchanged too since it's one of the only aspects they got right from the beginning.
user, they changed the tutorial to be harder. The "seven volcanoes exploding as a wall of fire instantly kills you" comments aren't an exaggeration, that's the base game now.
Nope, the game ALWAYS opened with a violent storm shortly after you start.
Wtf it sounds kino af
It is absolutely shit. I've seen gacha game players that spew less copium than NMS fans.
>WOOOOOAH I JUST SPENT 10 HOURS GRINDING FOR AN S CLASS FRIGATE!!!
Niggers treat this game like a single player MMO. I can't think of a worse experience.
You'd think so but in reality it just makes your screen turn neon red and gives you a movement speed debuff, so all you do is hobble around like an old man with arthritis or sit afk in your spaceship as you wait for the game to become playable. It's genuinely boring as fuck.
Ah, it's the same shitposter from the other threads. I guess this explains why you're so angry when the game's tutotial filtered you so hard.
Volcanoes actually shoot out fireballs everywhere, storms have lightening and it is possible to be struck by it. Not sure what game you were playing, or how long ago you played.
This is my first NMS thread. Sounds to me like you're the salty cum gargling faggot that can't handle people criticizing their subpar game that took over half a decade to be a 4/10.
Your ship spawns right next to you nigger that's how you save yourself from hazards
Oh, i have a lot of criticism about the game. It's like a 5/10 at best, you're just completely retarded.
>10 hours
nigger the tutorial last 20 minutes at most
Also who the fucks dies by reading the basic controls? Shit is like 3 paragraphs
Are you retarded for real?
NMS is horrible, has always been horrible, and will always be horrible
it wasn't fixed, and anyone sucking its dick is a gay drone
You know that the game being "bad" doesn't makes you less retarded right?
git gud
A survival game that kills you with invisible environmental damage before you have a chance to figure out which button does anything? Sounds like some jank ass shit I don’t need to play. So I didn’t. You can like it if you want, but there’s no way you can justify that being your first 90 seconds of the game. Its bad design. How can you tell? I’m not even the only person here who dropped the game immediately because of it. Imagine putting all the effort into making a game, and some people literally turn it off in less than 5 mins because you fucked up the start so bad.
Game is a mess but the tutorial is fine OP is just retarded there.
>Noooooo, walking around a brown map collecting yellow plants and sitting afk in a ship is actually good game design!
>NOOOOOOOOOO, it's actually fun to have your screen turn neon green and die the second you spawn in the game
>Nooooooo, your ship doesn't spawn 10000000 feet from you, it only spawns 1000000 feet from you!
>Noooooo i-i-it's good game design to put the hardest part of your game in the first two minutes!
The salt in this thread is off the charts. Not even Pokemon players are this retarded. What about this subpar game makes people defend it so religiously?
People like hard games. You do not like hard games. What kind of games do you like user?
It filters retards such as yourself, based devs.
Now if only they actually finished their fucking game.
Ah yes, the 20 minute tutorial streched out to two hours because you have to spend 80% of it afk or you die from radiation and burning at the same exact time.
>Except the game is easy as fuck after that tutorial
Is it? Then they really fucked up. What boneheads, that game was a cluster fuck from day 1.
No one said it was good faggot. Op is retarded for getting filterd by a simple ass tutorial
Your ship literally spawns right next to you, blind retard OP.
Seethe lmao
>No Mans Sky
>Difficult
The game is genuinely piss easy and the only difficult part is the tutorial, which is just red light green light. Green light, collect the sulfur! Oh no, fire wall! Red light, stop playing the game! Fire wall is gone, green light!