User what would you do if a little green goomba walked into your bedroom and started dancing

user what would you do if a little green goomba walked into your bedroom and started dancing

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cry about it on twitch for 10 hours

dd?

I’d be a bit upset, I guess?

yeah I guess I would punch him

*moans sensually*

I would start crying profusely

hey homah

I'd scream.
Then I'd laugh.
Then I would harass ding dong on twitter.

I'd run

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What the hell is this guy's voice?
How does one not get it fixed?

like this?

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ugh, did somebody record the one from today? he keeps doing them while I'm at work

I'm not wasting hard drive space on a furry who constantly brings up the same drama over and over again.

Ding Dong was based here, I dont need non-video game advertisements in my video game shows. Although the reply was equally as based, just release your damn game

Fucking rekt, although I also kind of understand what dingdong is complaining about.

I want the big bologna

It'll be out when it's out

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and we like that!

And we like that! Tremendous work ethic there...

>Hey user, what would you do if right before the first plane struck the world trade center, a little goombas critter just jumped out of the aircraft and screamed at the top of its lungs?

Cory was right, the 360 dpad is fucking garbage. I would also throw a tantrum if I was forced to play a platformer with it.

linkara the great linkara

just start zerkin in front of it

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every single oneyplays episode

>HEY TOMAR, TOMAR WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WERE IN YOUR HOME EATING LUNCH WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU HEARD A SHUFFLING SOUND AROUND THE CORNER AND WHEN YOU WENT OVER TO INVESTIGATE IT YOU SAW A CREATURE, A LITTLE WORM-LIKE CREATURE WRITHING AROUND ON THE GROUND BUT WITH A HUMAN FACE AND IT WAS YOUR OWN FACE AND HE SAID (shitty mexican accent) "TOMAR HELP ME I AM YOUR GRRRRANDFATHER I HAVE BEEN TRRRRANSFORMED INTO THIS GHOULISH CRRRRREATURE"
>yeah tomar what would you do?
>uhhh I guess I would try and help him
>AHUHUHUH OH MY GOD DUDE AHUHUHHUH. WOW DUDE
>yeah that's pretty fucked up tomar

Dragonzball P makes me squee

kino

He broke his nose as a kid and his parents refused to send him to the doctor to get it realigned. Getting it fixed would require re-breaking and readjusting his nose.

Childhood is watching Oneyplays for le funni screaming man
Adulthood is watching it for the banter, timing, and doing their best to be truly funny while dodging cucktube's faggot nofun rules

> HE SAID (shitty mexican accent) "TOMAR HELP ME I AM YOUR GRRRRANDFATHER I HAVE BEEN TRRRRANSFORMED INTO THIS GHOULISH CRRRRREATURE"
heh,

is it sexy?

I only watch the cory episodes cuz I appreciate his weird autism.

Unironically hilarious when said by Zach.

Lmao comedy really is that easy

don't forget
>one person does an impression of a character
>everyone tries to do an impression of the same character because they think they can do it better
>they don't try to bounce off each other they just repeat the same thing the first person said but louder

His dad punched him in the face when he was a kid and both of his parents thought his broken nose voice was so funny that they refused to take him to a doctor.

MY FAAAATHER

>Tomar what would you do if you opened your room and a tiny little feller was dancing on your bed
>I-I dont know I'd ignore it I guess?
>NO WAYYYYYYYYY YOU'D IGNORE IT *WHEEZE WHEEZE BANG TABLE*
welcome to comedy 101

That sounds like a good episode. Link?

Is the fan base made up of jaded, former scene kids?

LOVED NORMALBOOTS

unironically funny

I'm gonna GOOOOOOOOOOOM

Not jaded but terrified. They're approaching 30 but still feel like a teenager.

WAS A GAMER

according to dingdong the audience is just dumb babies with ipads

Tomar what would you do if you were surfing the web on your personal computer and you logged on to your favorite videogame discussion forum only to be greeted by pages and pages of lolicon pornography and Nikocado Avocado's gaping maw-like asshole?

No fucking way dude

Both of you are projecting

someone needs some scritchies to trigger a deergasm

as someone who only knows pebbles from his animations who the hell is ding dong and why did he leave?

Uhh I don't know I think I'd just turn off the computer

DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT ME, YOU SON OF A BITCH

Slap that goombASS

motherbearing hips

excape

his george carlin impression is fucking hilarious

>All these seething fags who know the Oney routine to a tee yet totally d-don't watch le cringe e-celebs or anything heh am i based yet Any Forums??

Hate-watching shit makes you a bigger faggot and you turn into a miserable cunt like dingdong

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THERE HE IS
THROW HIM OUT IN THE COLD DON'T GIVE HIM HIS JACKET

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How many autists are going to ruin this panel bringing up shit like oneyplays and trying to force in inside jokes?

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he slapped chris gf

>It's a Lyle/DingDong does nothing but whine/act like an uptight dick episode
>It's every episode
Gay furfag who'd with the personality of cardboard and a fetish for TubaVore

>I guess I would try to catch it..

smiling friends was built on oneyplays inside jokes

no likes, lel
posted himself and then took a fucking screenshot

Tuca and Bertie is a good show

hi dingdong

hi AlaSerSer

BUILD THAT WAAAAAAAAALLLLL

>RATIOOOO
please die

I would be startled Zach.

Love this little nigga like you wouldn’t believe

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theyre hot