Kojima in Lidl, what's he gonna make?

Kojima in Lidl, what's he gonna make?

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All part of the RuiseCruise.

>spend a lidl, save a lot!
BRAVO KOJIMA
How does he come up with such amazing writing? The double-meanings are crazy

thats Hideo. Kojima is the fashion victim. Hideo is the slob.

What is lidl?

german krogers

>it's american week at your local lidl

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the nuggets are pretty good

He tried to walk out of the store with 15 mars bars.

Sainsbury's>Lidl>co-op desu

Was gonna say the same lmao, but hella overpriced

what is krogers?

Hideo was killed long ago. Kojima used to use drugs to suppress him, but that was taking a toll so he hired monks from an ancient sect to bind his soul and lock Hideo away.
Unfortunetly the monks realized too late that Hideo was actually the good side of him. Now no one will ever be able to release the seal.
The last thing they heard as Kojima bludgeoned them to death: Did you rike it?

Eh, i like Co-op's cheeses better. Their frozen pizzas on the other hand suck ass

>america has no cultu-

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The mother of all omelets

For me, it's McEnnedy fried onions

FUCK
i'm going to get onion rings now

>everything in english but nuggets de poulet
C'est que chez les francos ça?

Do G*rms really?

>Pizza for 3.99
>Chicken strips for 2.99
might as well rob me at gunpoint, jesus

The fuck that looks like me

ONE DAY I WENT TO LIDL

Such dir nen Job, du Zecke

Aldis > Lidl

>american week
>only frozen garbage food
>literally is the most popular themed week at lidl

hmm really tells you something about yuros

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Only bottom of the barrel trash shops as Lidl, only Norma is below it.

>loading up on items and transporting them to your house
truly a strand genre experience

american cultural imperialism needs to STOP

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Unlike bidenbux euros are not on freefall amerimutt

>wait a minute, Cordon Bleu isn't Ame-
>Chili&Cheese filling

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