Moshi moshi

moshi moshi

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is your refrigerator running?

>not even the same model
BRUH

yo nigga is that sasha grey?

*clap emoji* HIRE *clap emoji* FANS*clap emoji*

Is this the Krusty Krab?

100 years younger

>work at pizza place
>Get new worker
>Have to train him to do phones
>Make him answer the phone
>"Moshi moshi, this Domino's"
>Mfw

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>"Moshi moshi, this Domino's"
He's perfect already. Don't change this man.

Femanon here, I actually look 100% like this but my hair is red

step on me mommy

How big is your cock?

hello mom, show boob pls

>negligee that perfectly hugs large breasts
holy mother of based

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I would do anything to cuddle with you

Zoomers are impossible. They don't know how to talk to a human being without two layers of irony.

This bitch was never attractive. She always looked like a too-tall wrinkled fucking hag caked in makeup.

have some self-respect, man!

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>sample

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>moshi moshi, Donurado desu

Will you be my girlfriend?

Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.
>mfw thinking of you hurting

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Say what you will, but zoomers are fucking hilarious.

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Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.
>mfw thinking of you hurting

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If you're not in your 40s or 50s, I don't care.

He seems like a fun, but realy cringe dude to hang around.
Make him your bro but keep him far away from any Vagina, it will provaly only hurt him anyway

Tits, timestamp and your onlyfans please

Send me a message on my cellphone. This is Dylan btw.

why is she wearing curtains for clothes?

the problem with these images is that the lingerie is always too fucking floaty.

the solution is to make all the clothes a little more form fitting and have it push the skin in just a touch.

did you beat re8 ?

>Not helping a bro out
You call yourself a man?

Do people actually say this IRL? Well, as a joke in friend circle is fine but, out of that?

At least he didn't swear at a customer.

why don't we have a ready made image they conveys this exact checklist?

i don't know what planet you're from but no one is going to be genuine the first few interactions

Will capcom bring her back?

Olivia I thought you were above this nonsense
Shame

>capcoom
what do you think?

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Look, not everyone can make it.
And some wont even make it if you pull their cart for them.
And this dude, i asure you, is one of those who cant get a chick on his dick.