SGDQ (Summer Games Done Quick) 2022

be sure to post ナゲッツ in chat during his run at RTAinJapan

40 min troon run to wash down that 3 hour troon marathon

thank you

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>the voice
Ruh roh…

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Why are all these chicks so ugly?

>Baiting pun donations
Z

ZZZ

youtube.com/watch?v=JdnBV-S-RXk

They were always mentally ill, but now everyone actually supports their illness instead of helping them out of it. Welcome to clown world.

>asking for puns
Fuck off.

Infernax is going to be the only good run today. At least I get time to do other things

I've switched to watching a rocket launch instead. At least that will soon be free of this gay earth.

What's the correlation between autism, trannys, and puns?

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Time to mute this and come back in 50 mins (yes, it will go over estimate)

why do they always have the same voice?

UUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHMM

WHAT IN THE FUCK

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jesus fucking christ

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Yeah I'm thinking this is a hard skip, fuck this

Even if it doesnt there are always 20 minute intermissions between runs now

America will unironically plant a pride flag on Mars in our lifetime user

Romscout is a ratfaced jew and he ruined GDQs

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nice fucking shoulders bro

>Asking for puns

Automatic Z. Someone take a pipe to their throat so they never speak again.

kek

I don't have anything against trannies but this has to be the most tranny heavy gdq I've ever seen, it's like gdq got infiltrated and it's just a cover for some kind of trans meet up group

Real tranny hours

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>linebacker build
>grandma's wardrobe
>vocal trains
He needs to put more effort in other areas

retards like easy to understand retard humor

puns aren't even bad, like dad jokes, but you need the right environment, situation and crowd to drop them aka not just fucking anywhere at any time but don't expect autists to have any understanding of any social situation ever

>built like a linebacker
>she/her

Who is this beautiful xx chromosomatic biological speed running female?

never heard of RTAinJapan
is it good nugget-san?

Why do the trannies get a nice stage and comfy armchairs but normal runners have to use the Auschwitz poverty ikea chair set

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Soon... Kino...

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california phenotype

I'm out, between this and the dudes crotch i might actually start puking my instant noodles. Smell ya later sports

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TRANNY RUNNER ON RIGHT NOW!

>TRANNY RUNNER ON RIGHT NOW!

TRANNY RUNNER ON RIGHT NOW!

>TRANNY RUNNER ON RIGHT NOW!

TRANNY RUNNER ON RIGHT NOW!

>TRANNY RUNNER ON RIGHT NOW!

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DUDE IN A SILK DRESS

>it's the man made horrors beyond my comprehension bloc

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Another cute runner!

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>none of this is actually real
yeah i am thinking the shoulders gave it away

many such cases!

So cringe how there's several of these people trying to be the center of attention in the crowd every year.

The games are kind of shit desu. I'm gonna watch the vice city run however

We had a break for a few years after Proto quite literally went insane and left GDQ taking his tranny gang with him but now there are now ones popping up

Kino with a real streamer this time.

>Mean "girls", the run
At least it's only 40 mins and the game looks fairly fast paced.

>I'm gonna watch the vice city run however
you missed it

Btw. if I want casually play Omori, is it worth sale price?

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autists generally don't give a fuck about trooning out because they don't care about social perception

Chat died what happened?

when does the tranny block end.

someone ask them to widen the camera feed i can't see the whole runner

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The only way they can be salvaged is by a good runner/couch, with are increasingly rare at GDQ.

delivery is a big part of it too and a lot of these fags have 0 charisma so that doesn't help

I know literally nothing about the guy other than that he plays castlevania

I liked it, and yeah it's probably better than most things you can get at that price.

Is this literally Tranny block?

Omori is really, really fucking boring. Play Black souls, for free. Faggot.

Bros I can play Elden Ring on max settings why cant I make Bulk Slash run at full speed?

>skip this shit
>go back and watch the Vice City run I missed while sleeping
kino

$12 seems good to me, it's like 30 hours on a first-time playthrough.

it's actually funny how GDQ gets worse and worse, somehow.

Was the announcer from earlier also a tranny? She actually sounded like a woman to me.

yes the tranny is shaped like a block

Bring back the classic trannies. Like /ourboy/ Barry. Conservative, doesn't get on the mic, total chad tranny.

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no

>Omori got in over Legend of Mana HD
This is fucking bullshit

God I fucking hate what gdq has become. Kill me, Pete.

if you deny their runs you are a bigot, it's a no win situation.

Is it worth to stay up for ninja warriors at this point, literally the only game i'm interested in seeing (besides vc)

>bro just watch gdq, the trannies are exaggerated i swear
>decide to enter stream today
>tranny running
why lie

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youtube.com/watch?v=XcBbE3t6cLA

TAKE ME BACK
TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS

If you have gamepass, get it that way. If not, you could spend on worse. It's a bit slow, so I hope you like glacial paced JRPG-style

She tried.
Don't laugh.

GDQ is dying, the world is healing

>too stupid to pirate j-rpg thrash
>weeb poster
Oh that makes entirely too much sense

OK PUT A Z FROM ME PLEASE, I’M OUT

>the trannies are exaggerated i swear
no one said that

just Japanese autists speedrunning, generally comfy background noise, whether you speak Japanese or not. depending how much of the "shitshow" aspect of GDQ is what you watch it for, then RTA might not be as entertaining in that aspect, but if you just want to see skills then its solid. and Susan going this year

Jannies are trannies

Was about to post how there were like 2-3 freaks in what was it, 3 years ago or something? Now feels like I'm watching Looney Troons. Hope this shit bursts and the sooner the better.

so we can basically agree that the tranny hates kungfuslampig because she's a real woman while he isn't, yes?

all these fuckers end every other sentence with a question mark when they're just trying to explain some stupid shit normally

Ok enough
Why does every run have a tranny ?
They always look the same, always sound the same, 30 minutes dilation break after each run. Doctors truly have no border anymore

Janny is deleting off topic stuff for once.

things no one has ever said

we tried to warn you about trannies done quick.

her voice kinda soothing fr

Too be fair it’s the worst I’ve s it in years. We’ve had more trannies these first 2 days than last years event all together

i watched it live, was pretty good. silent hill 4 wasn't too bad either.

>Doctors truly have no border anymore
no weimar dude, stop with the puns

ESA is the only hope now. The tranny-ratio is way better there, I don't know if they even had any trannies (its a speedrunning event so I'm pretty sure they did, but can't remember right now).

safe marshmallow humor for faggots

kek

>Come home from work
>Oh boy speedrun time!
>Another boring indie platformer
>Troon runner
>Singing donation reader

Yup, it's GDQ alright. OOORB

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uuuuuuuhhhh ummmmmmmmmmm uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh

I have word from an inside informant that the cult of trans has been slowly taking over GDQ but there is indeed resistance from the inside.

He/They said: "Once the announcer is transgender, you will know the takeover has been completed".

>for realsies teehee~~ I talk like real girls amirite?!?!?!

These toxic nerds had to be purged. Now all that's left is the trannies.

Is Trihex even still doing GDQs anymore? His Yoshi's Island run was a thing of beauty.

HOIP!

Which one of you brave lunatics feels like infecting all of GDQ with COVID while the week is still young?

I never even played it and yet this feels like a bootleg Ori to me.

>I'm out, between this and the dudes crotch

What did I miss, I haven't watched or been in any gdq threads this year

Why don’t all the banned runners make their own event surely there are enough of them by now

I think if there is one thing we can all agree on it's that the valley girl way of speaking sucks dick

i'm pretty sure there was one cause some user made a stupid joke about the commentator saying them instead of they

you can just tell from looks alone this man has a cartoony stomp sound when walking

Then maybe he's grumpy. I only got spanked for posting lewds so i don't blame him.

Dayum, this gurl is BUILT

Guess we better cherish it while it's not over infested like GDQ

>GMT fag
>nice long lie in
>yawn, grab phone
>Any Forums
>open gdq thread
>ooh i wonder what im missing at gdq
>open twitch
>gigantic hulking weightlifter tranny in a sundress
Fuck off

based, i don't speak it but maybe someone will subtitle his run after

GDQ is literally a tranny convention now. No meme.

It's like a mockery of a teen age girl

>Imagine there only being one timezone lmao

looks like Covid actually killed GDQ

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>uhh
>uhm
>so uhh

i think the oldfags care about as much as we do. which is not at all.

There are many colors in the homo rainbox. Don't be afraid to let your colors shine

PET THE HECKIN PUPPERINO

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they still launder more and more money every event, though

Without question. 100% factual.

no, people dont want to tune in to see trannies play bad games.

the fun is over.

I'M CUTTING OFF MY PENIS
HOOOOOOYPE

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>covid killed gdq
Sure, covid

Never heard of graveyard shift you fucking moron?

I can't watch all these troons. I'm out.

i know that ESA has pronouns on screen now too, they were holding out for a little while but caved eventually

good cringe is fine

trannies are not fine

When's our girl Narcissa going to run for Zelda?
JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS

the irony of being able to call yourself woman when you are an absolute abomination

why are tranny streams so comfy bros

>I hate to experiment
>4th boosted
>basically one of the pioneers in the concept of being a fucking mutant

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35k viewers is really really bad for sgdq. Even for an unknown game

because gdq is famous for having trannies and is generally just more well known

"And so it begins," trihex mentioned as he looked over at 2stop's gameplay after just choking world 1. Just then, Trihex's life flashed before his eyes. He was going to lose. 2stop was 10 minutes ahead. "How much stepmania practice has this nigga done?" Trihex screams in a frail voice. At that point, trihex puts on his swag mode. He starts performing swag techniques and swag tricks. Trihex is on fucking fire. He's closing in on 2stop and it's getting closer and closer. It's almost as hype as the Super Metroid race at AGDQ. They're on world 6, it's getting intense. Finally the boss comes, he throws his eggs with as much swag as he can and hits him. It's done. Trihex has fakku'd doublestoppu. Trihex has finally became the TAS.

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>nobody is even posting porn
gdq really is dead

I get that there's some level in thought about changing up the games that are ran every so often to keep things interesting, but they've put so many inferior runs and games in while boxing out some potential really cool showcases, and you know it's because they want to seem real fucking progressive with tranny runners, even though most of them look like fucking abominations.

autists being cringe is fine

trannies are literally ruining what was once a good event

Good thing theyre still breaking the "donation" record every year

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why is schlatt arresting chrischan

every emote in the gdq is tranny colors. that helps going from "you're tolerated" to "it's hip to be a tranny, join the popular kids today!"

Only thing Cosmo is speedrunning is Bad End. He put all his money in crypto.

this
i love cringe
but those things...
i can't even watch it while i'm eating anymore

I've mostly had GDQ on in the background and going purely by audio none of these people pass whatsoever.

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Is it always subscriber-only or is that a tranny mandate because the chat would just be fucked.

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Janny is watching...

It used to be funny nerd autist cringe, now it's sad freak cringe

How the fuck is working an easy ass shift destroying anyones body? Fucking underage retard stay in school.

Define woman

Working when you don't have to interact with normalfags is definitely the superior option if you are unlucky enough to be forced to wageslave

Y'know I actually miss dance dad. At least he added some variety to the seething

i miss her bros, best actual gdq girl

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Alright, I'm not giving them a view, until something tolerant is on. Until then, what run are you guys looking forward to the most? Pic related is mine.

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ysg removed from the event was the beginning of the end

Horrible opinion, he's part of the attention whore cancer that ruined GDQ

That's not the only thing they're removing

we all know having an axe wound is what makes one a woman, the rabbi says so

i got bonr

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The fucking Paki on the left is cuter since she doesn't have disgusting tattoos.

>BWAHAHAHA
>TAKE A BATH
>BWAHAHAHA

Go back

imagine the sex after ripping the bong together, BRUH

L O L, KIRBY FELL OFF HER HEEEAD AND ROLLED ON THE GROUND

it's been sub-only for like 5 years now my dude

We had woman last run.

yes and yes. it's always subscriber only because the chat would be fucked. it used to be totally open until like three or four years ago. trihex hosted a free chat that first year it was sub only but idk if that ever happened again.

>literally playing with retard mode cheats

>mods are banning the newfags, kids, and trannies
Based

>the run is an 8 hour long RPG

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It's always sub only, and has been for a couple years now. Before, it used to be open-season. Chat was worthless at the time, but everyone was allowed to react or heckle. Now they make you pay so even if you heckle and get banned, they still got your money

>he knows the character

very nice boobs on this speedrunner, finally something to look at besides the game!

Can you imagine the nuclear butthurt that would arise from a bunch of banned speedrunners starting their own GDQ on Rumble or some shit?

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