Nintendo is Ruining all its IPs

So fucking retarded that Nintendo couldn't do anything with this IP. They could expand this shit to the levels of Breaking Bad or Alien. FFS sake we dont even get a prequel where we play as James

>but user, they are all TALKING ANIMALS! EXPLAIN HOW THEY SPEAK ENGLISH

Simple idiot. In the Star Fox universe, the Lylat System is actually the Sol system we live in now. Corneria is clearly Earth. Venom is Venus. Something happened to the original humans where they released a pathogen either before or after we became space faring. The animals, given an eon of time to evolve without us in the way, all developed sapience. This either happened with some assistance from some gene-editing microphage or nature had a surprise and somehow evolved many of the animals along side each other. Making the planet similar to a Tolkien world with different races competing for resources. For whatever reason, they didn't nuke each other and instead banded together to reach space. They speak English because it was the prominent language when humans all died, giving it reverence as the 'way of the ancients', which eventually settled into a secularized normalcy. The animals then proceed to making giant warships, space battle stations, and planet busting weapon systems. The rest is history

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played Adventures
got a boner at that specific point of the main quest
my assorted collection is now 3.5 GB

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>krystal

Fox and fay would have been a cute couple

Nintendo capcom sega and konami, they all have franchises with cool lore and shit but they rarely use them don't ask me why

miyu second

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youre about 10 years late

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coulda been so good man. this is the only guy making it worth a damn. hope the next episode is good

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>Breaking Bad
What an odd thing to say...

Here's the thing:
Nintendo doesn't care if you want furry Mass Effect or a Star Fox Assault remake or a Zero follow up where Platinum is in full control. It's going to remain as another boring pet project shiggy puts out per console.

At best, you could probably convince Nintendo to do more SF spinoffs. Maybe a Smash spinoff featuring Star Fox characters and cater to the FGCnigs that are tired of rehashed Brawl gameplay.
Or maybe do something like Star Fox Grounded, where it's some RPG akin to MLRPG.

I don't know man. Traditional Star Fox is dead to Furakawa's eyes and Miyamoto is just dragging it's corpses around like some lunatic.

guess we'll just have to watch a fox in space then

Have fun waiting a decade for a new episode

he's literally almost done. he said he needs to finish two more scenes and that was in december. probably gonna release any day now

so Winter 2024
Got it

Agreed.

>They could expand this shit to the levels of Breaking Bad or Alien

GOOD

Let your children entertainment stay there. Enjoy your memories of it as it was.

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Star Fox in particular is a huge wasted opportunity because it's probably one of the only properties Nintendo has that naturally dips into a more gritty/adult setting (besides Metroid) and they just do nothing with it.

>framing device of 64 is literally an intergalactic war
>main characters are an ace pilot squad whose job is literally to merk grunts en masse, bomb the shit out of enemy bases and generally fuck shit up
>villains die in a pretty grounded manner given the setting, never mind the fact that you just straight-up ice them in the first place
>lots of banter and shit-talking

I'm not saying that it's Spec Ops: The Line or anything, but it's a few rungs above stomping on Goombas and catching Pokemon and shit.

Incidentally, this is probably why A Fox In Space is/was so popular besides the fact that it was also well-animated and written regardless of the original property.

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Instead of killing it, just fire the retards at Nintendo.
Just don't hire more retards to revitalize the dam series.

>They could expand this shit to the levels of Breaking Bad or Alien. FFS sake we dont even get a prequel
What the fuck are you talking about? You're completely delusional.

Nintendo IPs are for children, get a grip you ugly fat manlet incel.

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