What's his endgame?

what's his endgame?

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you are not creative, you are not smart. you are stupid and cringe

To get you to dump unlimited amounts of money into an uncapped Steam 3000 badge before realizing you could have done that with a Steam 3000 foil badge instead.

he has none. you already bought all the games worth buying in steam sales from the early 2010s. You arent really still buying games are you?

You see, once you come to the realization that regular game badges are capped at level 5, requiring only five dupes for a set, the next step is wondering what happens if you were to buy dozens of hundreds of cheap cards to convert to gems to buy booster packs to have the chance to buy foils or simply buy foils directly from the market, but foil badges are typically limited to one level. When you realize summer and winter event badges have uncapped levels, as long as there are cards circulating in the marketplace, you can buy all the regular and foil cards you want to level up the regular event badge and foil event badge with unlimited experience as long as you have unlimited money. Now, most players will realize they do not have unlimited money and stop at some point, but, for those players who do have unlimited money, such as the level 3000 user St4ck, you could just keep going, keep dumping money into the badge for as long as the event lasts, and possibly do the same for the next event badge when the next seasonal sale hits. So each event is a very cleverly designed whale trap, set with its own special whale bait . Not for average players, only the best, who are straight up willing to exchange cash for XP. Now, Spiffing Brit tested out an alternative method where you get a group of players to spend their steam points on awards for your posts, reviews, images and artwork, so you are not spending cash, you are spending the secondary currency from spending cash, which is almost different enough from spending cash for exp. The Stemspeedrun account is a little over a day old and is level 147 from being flooded with awards. Now, you may ask, why level up your steam profile at all? Isn't it just wasting money for more e-peen flexing? Yes. Yes it is.

to try and tell that in the year 3000 season sale events are still boring.

People actually care about that shit? Lmao.

>dude just click through menus until you find the hidden game lmao
This is the worst event they've ever done. The animal race was shit but at least the drama surrounding it was entertaining.

I'd take the animal race any day. I thought it was shit when it happened but I can't even remember the events from the recent steam sales.

I can, but that's only because they keep forcing untradeable, unsellable, undeletable shit into our inventories that we can never get rid of.

At this point they are not looking for normal players, they are looking for mega whales like St4ck from the Qatar Royal Family, and rival mega whales who are willing to tell themselves, "I could beat level 3000" and aren't afraid to dump obscene amounts of money to get there. Maybe no one will fall for it. But if someone does, Valve gets that much more money.

The last memorable event was the wormhole monster fighting one.

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>he doesn't remember

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They pump money into steam for the sole purpose to increase their profile level?

summer sales used to have creative minigames
what happened?

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marketing tactic.
>have to scour games and prices to find a "clue"
>when all it does is suspiciously makes you remember the shit you browsed to get the "clue"
>Levels up your steam level to encourage to buy more.

If this drives you to buy games, then you were already an impulsive driven consumer. Anyone else goes by what's on their wish list or what their friends are playing/telling them to buy.

the good people working at valve left or quit
all the shovelware, lack of updates for their popular online titles as opposed to before prove it

This event has been heavily promoting the idea of crafting badges for your existing games, to introduce players to it if they've been ignoring the whole badge crafting ecosystem, and if you do try it out, you get rewarded with more event cards. When you get your set of ten free cards for finding the ten fake games, you can make one event badge. When you have enough cards to make a badge, the option to buy the full set of cards for the badge from the marketplace appears, so instead of settling for the 10 free cards for the badge, you put cash in your steam account and buy multiple sets of cards from the marketplace to keep leveling up your badge to increase your steam profile level. The event badge appears as an unlimited experience gain opportunity because the the normal game badges can only be crafted five times per game, giving a limited number of rewards, while the event badge has no limit, and still gives free cards from crafting itself, so someone could keep buying event cards on the marketplace and crafting event badges, then craft more levels from the free cards given from crafting, then add some more funds to their steam wallet and keep buying cards from the marketplace, which is flooded with free cards that other players don't want because they are being given from crafting, and just keep alternating between free and paid cards, and if someone doesn't realize they can do this during this event, they can realize it during the next event, as long as there is another steam sale.

Cringe.

>click for first clue
>game involves music industry and u have 6 strings to work with
>mfw i get filtered immediately

no i won't google the answer cause that's cheating, and cheating is wrong

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The disgust i feel for them has surpassed the lmao state and has entered the hate state. What the fuck is wrong with you faggots?

It's a literal fake game
Just search the tab the clue link opens and search for the obviously fake game title

St4ck Level 5000 XP 125,287,510
Intergalactic Steam Summer Sale Badge Intergalactic - Lvl 200,000+ Level 336219, 33,621,900 XP
The Steam Awards - 2019 Badge Steam Awards 2019 - 100,000+ Level 165001, 16,500,100 XP
The Steam Winter Sale - 2018 Badge Steam Awards 2018 - 350,000+ Level 357368, 35,736,800 XP
Steam Summer 2017 Badge Summer Sale 2017 St4cked Lvl 100K Level 133463, 13,346,300 XP
Steam Summer 2017 Foil Badge Summer Sale 2017 Foil Lvl 500+ Level 569, 56,900 XP