Open bedroom door

>Open bedroom door
>see this
>what do

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Cry because I'm ugly and get nervous around others as a result, regardless of gender.

Fuck off LRD

stab with first sharp object I find
worst idol desu

I pull out my salt gun and fire until it's empty.
That'll teach her for breaking into my woomy and looking at my hentai collection!

piss cautiously

wtf did you just say

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Kindly ask her to leave.

That went so well for you last time, Captain Falcon

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[the bowl of eggs intensifies]

Standing medium punch, crouching light kick, CCF+mp, tc1, EX DP, forward dash, super 1, EX DP

Find out if semen can disrupt their physical cohesion.

brandish firearm

god splatoon characters look so uncanny and weird in source

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Romantic escalation to smooching and possibly beyond

remove shoes

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Point and laugh saying "haha, you cant get a squid-bortion!"

why do you only take them off once you reach your bedroom
are you american

Cock explosion.

Eat me some calamari

probably meant hers, dumbass

You put on Van Halen? Considering Callie was Team Rock in the music genre Splatfest, you've probably got a good chance at getting laid then.

woomy indefinitely

>those squids are kids

Polygons and shaders are not "kids"

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Callie is 18 in Splatoon, 20 in Splatoon 2, and if we continue to this trend she'll be 25 in Splatoon 3.

why is callie not taking off shoes even in someone's bedroom
is she super-american

I ask her what the fuck happened to my room, seeing as its very orange at the moment

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What do those polygons and shaders portray?