This game feels really good to control but man doesn’t it look faggy...

This game feels really good to control but man doesn’t it look faggy. Why do platformers have to look so faggy these days? Is it Mario’s fault?

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because that's what people want
Source: I want to fuck the fox

Great, great game absolutely ruined by being kiddieshit
Fuck that movement feels amazing and they do NOTHING with it

>caring about your image when playing a kid's game

Why are you like this?

That’s the point. I don’t want to be playing kids games

>Why do platformers have to look so faggy these days?
> these days
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>I only play games about buff army dudes in army outfits with guns and angsty music

gun slinging buff army man generic marine white guy protagonist would be based as the protagonist of a kiddy collectathon platformer tho

Play DOOM: The Golden Souls

Doom Slayer is my spirit animal.

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I want pic related back. I never felt ashamed playing his games.

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Don't blame Mario for this. None of his games are this faggy looking.

Seriously, though, this needs a sequel with a real budget.

this game has such cute characters

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Fpbp

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Sonic’s cool

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Is it the Fox's face on the cover? I remember when you shits would laugh at how angry Kirby, Spyro and Sonic always looked on American covers vs Japan. So which is it?

>barefoot option

The problem isn’t the face it’s the overall design of the character and world. Feels like playing through a toddler’s television program.

I want to fuck her

Honestly a better design than the main character. Still pretty generic, but Lucky is the fucking definition of the word.

It's his expressions, they're pretty lifeless