LOL!

when you have vaginal sex you moan loudly and scratch your bf back since you don't have anything more to hold, these scars some men wear them as a sign of medal of honor, specially germans.

You're right, ILL HAVE TWO

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Correct, she is your girlfriend and my onahole

But the WoL is a min height Lalafell

Awwww

why not?

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I sure hope not, nigger. I'm already 33. The pursuit of a woman is like a dog chasing a car for me at this point. I'm so use to being by myself, I wouldn't even know what to do with one if I got one.

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relatable

lol

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Y'shtola is so overrated

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Same, i can't imagine leaving with anyone else in the same home at this point. The idea just seems completely alien to me.

Living* Good lord it's about time i got to bed.

They need to make up their mind if she's actually blind or not.

>no ntr
boring

I'm 36 and I've had several long-term relationships. All have left me more unhappy after than I was before.
Women are fucked up and insane, and genuinely not worth the time or significant effort in this day and age.
I just want to be alone at this point.

Good, cause I hate real women.

They really do. I can buy that she can see people's aether or something but she should not be able to do shit like read.

sex robots are the future

But I have multiple girlfriends.
Juggling women is a huge pain in the ass and I wouldn't recommend it

So is she ever going to ride my boy's dick or am i gonna have to do it for her ffs

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>Find himbo WoL and Y'shtola art boring and blatant fetish fuel
>Find rare bits of Femlander WoL x Y'shtola art charming
Why is this?

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I already accepted that long ago. I've gotten to comfortable being on my own. I don't think i can form that kind of relationship with anyone.

>tfw have girlfriend
>tfw have younger girlfriend
>tfw have younger girlfriend who came onto ME because she noticed my taste in vidya and wanted to get to know me better
Any Forums how do I escape the constant paranoia that I'm not good enough for her and I'll fuck it all up? Almost a year in and I still feel hopelessly out of my depthh.

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I don't even have friends anymore, i gave up on both long ago

what does it feel like to have a girl sink her nails into you during sex
cause unironically that shit seems annoying as fuck

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Best yshtola artist coming throught

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tumblr dyke.

I've never been to tumblr, what does it imply to be called one?

You are a tranny, get help.

I have not and have never felt the slightest inclination to try and change the sex I was born with, user.