SGDQ (Summer Games Done Quick) 2022

gl user!
hope these 8 years of practice payoff :)

slowest """""""speedrun"""""""" ever

mortis

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gl umaru chan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What are you fags eating/drinking during this "game"?
I had some stuffed tomatoes

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MIGRATE DEEZ NUTS

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She looks like she's into vore, don't ask me how I can make this judgment

fuck off yank mutt

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miggity griggity

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>mfw when we force all runners to transition or get banned from GDQ

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Kneel for Vynn

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again no cam
i guess we can focus on the video games
how can such a game be made in 2021? it looks like one of the very first amiga games

This looks like dogshit and not a speedrun

handful of wheat bran and coffee

Is that a guy who looks like a girl or is it just an ugly girl?

>links awakening the soulless version
man there is routinely nothing to watch

aged like milk

GDQ event I mean

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Looks like a BPD thot. The best kind of girl.

This run sucks but I like listening to her speak.

Best of luck, Umaru!

She doesn't even have a potatoe accent.

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE TIME ESTIMATE YOU DUMB FUCKS AT GDQ

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woah...

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u cute

send boibob and bagene

How can you tell when you're too old for videogames?

nigger what the fuck

>Incels actually think this Nancy Cartwright ass voice is attractive

How were the castlevania games
I ended up falling asleep

what video games do you play?
i'm starting to seriously doubt anyone here actually cares about video games

Kek.

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what the fuck does that even mean

Sodastream 1/4th m*rinda, actully drinkable at that concentration

Were they banned?

Good luck!

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deep

he probably copypasted that from some youtube video as well
fucking losers

AAAAAAAH THE PIXELS! NIGGERMAN HELP ME!

What the fuck is this commentary?

This chick loves satan

i bet this person loves the “Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” quote too.

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this is some schizo shit lol

>game shows gore
>in safe space event
She's getting banned isn't she? Chat looks triggered.

>keys of Solomon
BAAAAAAAAAAANED BANNED BANNED BANNED BANNED

These games are fine but seem pointless to speedrun while skipping all the lore and already knowing exactly what is going to happen.

are you her mod?

Did they ever have a baldis basics speedrun at GGQ?

It means they're a pretentious twat appreciating the smell of the farts of other pretentious twats.

Yeah it looks piss easy too

She sounds hot

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they should that would be fun

i cry with my cock in my hand
i love my little fruitcup please let me kiss you

>pointless to speedrun while skipping all the lore and already knowing exactly what is going to happen
That's literally every speedrun?

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i swear this girl ran the same shit game at esa
at least she has a nice voice i guess

tolki!

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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Rate this run!

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what the fuck was that retarded bullshit

RATE
F

what in the fuck just happened

Black Souls speedrun when?

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>All categories are arbitrary...............

S

F

D
I don't understand the point of running this

C

Cute commentary, not too long, but really nothing special

D

A

C

Z
No skill involved and gutter tier trash of a "game"

so why does this run have two people listed? was there a commentator?

S for the hot accent

Z

b, fast, relaxing, meh game

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D minus, narrowly escaped the F because it was short and the runner wasnt retarded

nice and short, good commentary but boring game, B-

a

F for not a game

D

Mortis

D, I don't even know what I watched.

B, short run and the runner has a nice voice desu

C, it was completely passable but not ever worth rewatching

F

D
only redeeming aspect was the actual female voice

D+, boring but her voice is nice

What is up with girls always speedrunning horror games

D
only simps will rate higher than C

D

B for Boring game, cute runner

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he said one sentence

C
Short. Inoffensive. Nice voice.

fuck it B i'm confused and i'll take it

GDQ sure has gone downhill.

C

D

Actual female, but shit game

F, game me a headache

D

A, soothing voice made me feel comfy.

D - for demonic lore walkthrough

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Sly 2 then the big 2 snoozer games of the evening.

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D, would be an F but cute voices are my weakness.

I like faith but this event is the absolute last place this game should be featured
F

C
Not that interesting but a short spoopy time

>girls

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SLYBROS LET'S GO

Chicks dig spooky shit. My one and only girlfriend freaked me out because she would pick up spiders off the ground and make cooing noises at them

C

instagram.com/vynnada/

S run for a pretty lass. If she had cosplayed as Bayonetta it'd have been an SSS easily.

C

>that pic
kek

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women love horror movies and those murder documentaries

C

>trannoid faggots
>sit on stage, never shut the fuck up, make clowns of themselves, go over estimate on purpose on a 2 hour run
>actual girl
>no facecam, talks about her game, plays her 10 minute run, under estimate

D, her voice was really relaxing though.

F
Even with their low standards and bias towards women, I can't understand how this get accepted into a GDQ

B
nothing exciting

D, at least it was quick

E comfy but shit

lol there isn't a single honest picture of her, i wonder what she looks like without over 9000lbs of make up and filters

at least it was short

C
It was really short so I can't complain, and the voice was cute

>the shitty link's awakening remake
>ico
pre-emptively rating these ZZZ

also female authors suck in general but some of them do write some good horror

how are the ratings going? just started watching today