SGDQ (Summer Games Done Quick) 2022

Hoes mad

no way, feg

This loading screen art is terrible

>actual speedrun strats
Potentially A

2016? I thought this was an old game?

>White man runner
>White men on commentary
>Jank scrimblo game

Oh yeah, it's gaming time!

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God I fucking hate aussies

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console version is older

Perfect Dark and Crash 2 were good

Thread rules:

Stay Hydrated
Wear your mask
Social distance
Stand up and stretch
Check in on yourself
Take your meds
LGBTQIA+ Lives are Human Lives

Clear?

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Last saw arguing with staff over having to wear a mask. His run has been delayed several times already over it.

At this point I'm surprised that there hasn't popped a rival speedrunning stream somewhere in North America. Doing an event in Canada or (because of cheap hotel prices) Mexico seems like a pretty good idea

God I fucking hate weebs

it looks like it
were only 1 day in and alread a good run

I was expecting even with the online runs that they would at least still show the crowd cam at the live event. Why hide it?

I am genuinely depressed after the past 24 hours seeing what a shitshow GDQ has become. What's a fun game I can play instead of numbing my brain cells with this trash?

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lgbt should be shot with the largest caliber weapon available

You guys ready to get your very own pronouns?
pronoun.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random

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I miss Plum... when is the next ESA?

Steam/PC version is newer

Can't believe I skipped going to the beach for this shit...

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most of these landwhales could afford to lay off the food for a while

there was, the north american speedrun association (NASA)

they died

oh

My run is up next guys, wish me luck!

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>Exipronouns, as called paleopronouns, archpronouns or trad pronouns, is a term to refer to the “standard” traditional, existing pronoun sets of a language. They are the opposite of neopronouns.
nice

>EVERYONE I DON'T LIKE SHOULD BE MURDERED

The truth is that none of you care about speedruns. You just want to see cringe

they're having fun and I dont like it

September

...

>singing
I think for the first time I don't want to watch this live anymore. I'll watch the vods later after the event ends and chart user posts the rated chart so I watch only the good one.

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Go get em umaru

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speak for yourself retard

no, just these freaks

bros I'm up next I'm nervous

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July 23, 2022

Is that any different from when the first GDQ threads were around? You disingenuous faggot.

>the best AUSTRALIAN speedrunner of Ty the Tasmanian Tiger for the PC
kek

cute koala

just woke up, /sgdq/ sisters

what's the latest chart

these threads are sanctioned by the mods and you are a pathetic pseudojanny

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But there are no 2d girls there anyway.

>Ze/zim are neopronouns that are used as a gender neutral pronoun set which can be used by anyone regardless of gender identity or expression.
>theres a fucking invader zim clip at the bottom of the page
hahahahaha

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Yes. People actually cared about the games and how much effort was put into speedrunning them. The cringe was just a bonus

I remember how so many people were blown away by all the cool strats being used. But now you guys just yawn

no, I don't like niggers but I think they at least provide some kind of value to a society structure, the child grooming rape happy faggots from the LGBT though, now thats a problem, nigs gonna nig, but at least they leave they dont rape kids.

he's number 1 in the Obnoxious Accent category!

I like vidya

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what the fuck is this autist doing

Why are there three m*les on stream right now? This is very concerning...

No I like a good speedrun with skillful playing and tricks. I don't care for ones that just come off as "the game played as normal but like, fast".

quit gaslighting. gdq threads were always infested with Any Forums retards pushing their agenda.

>But now you guys just yawn
user which of the first few games shown off so far have had "cool strats"
Stop lying, if the runs were great the threads would change to reflect that. You know this.

>anons first time outside

Imagine her relaxing and accidentally farting on you while you massage her ass

Do you need a calm down blowie to relax?

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Finally a good fucking speedrun. I'm sick of watching lets plays

Will they beat the game or will they use mimic tear/katanas?

Any Forums are the new SJWs desu

if you're late to the party like me get ultrakill brother
most fun game I've played in a long time

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he doesn't even know what the fuck he's doing

What a fucking loser

need less runs with a common enemy and more that create ci/v/il wars

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I care about both.

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>but at least they leave they dont rape kids.
Child sexual abuse is incredibly common in the black community, any black kind growing up in the hood including males has probably been raped or sexually assaulted several times by the time they turn 18.

And yet Perfect Dark with some cool strats and a chill runner was well received here. Almost like we want to see some actual speedrunning, not a let's play.

This run itself for example. Kama has spent a thousand hours mastering this game, and no one really appreciates it

guys i have come to an incredible realization. the truth is water is wet!

>41% speed boost

Yes how could you tell?

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>American hour = All hours
lol fuck off
Quality goes down for obvious reason. You can see this in how the runs are rated.

>fun on stream
this is problematic

I can understand the need to have some runs online, but why not schedule these for like 12-6 AM? That way you're not ruining the hype of a live event or further inconveniencing the people who flew to MN for the event.

So if I spend 1000 hours mastering I AM BREAD that makes up for playing a shit speedgame?

Hey, I resent that remark. There are some terrible murican accents, and that horrid chav uk one

>41%
hmmmmmmmmmm

The great emu war

how about fuck you

Best run in a while, but it's nothing impressive, really.

NEVER HAPPENED

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>and no one really appreciates it
People in this very thread have said that this is the first actual good run in the event so far.
You are retarded as fuck.

>41%
Bro???

you have no idea how much molestation goes on in black neighborhoods. it's a complete epidemic, but nobody with power will ever report on it, much less try to fix it

the issue with SGDQ threads isn't the thread but nu-Any Forums and the "younger generation". they hate old games and lack the ability to focus

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one person does not represent the majority

ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL

That guy who played Pokemon Snap has apparently been running it for seven years. Yet the "strat" is to play the game normally but look at the sky a lot. In an on-rails game.

Does playing it a lot make it automatically interesting for others to watch?

It's always 12-6 AM somewhere, user. :)

Early GDQ days people actually tried to break WR speedrunning games. In recent years it's turning more and more into a fucking let's play or walking sim or other games that are shit to speedrun. Worst are the games being run that are so shit the person running it is the only runner that exists for it even more worse it's the dev running his own game.

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Does this guy have fangs, his lips are really red too and he keeps sucking them

>41%
Maybe he isnt so bad after all

1/5 girls and 1/7 boys are molested in general. Sex with kids is pretty common, no one wants to admit it though.

why is this faggot wearing makeup?

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You should calm down too, slut.

12-6 AM where? Your 12 is someone else's 6 elsewhere

>people don't appreciate this run
>they do
>"NO BUT IT DOESN'T COUNT"
as I said, you are retarded

i dont see it

>he keeps sucking them
Fuck, I can't stop noticing that. Why did you have to point it out

Post 'em boys

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Right back at you

But muh heckin lolirinos
Nooooooo stop looking at neko shota that's le bad

>that bitch that got all emotional for getting the WR for sonic 1 on fucking android, a platform that nobody was running
>werster beat it immediately after
Lmao

You know how deers go retarded if you shine a bright light at them at night
That, but with cameras

is chris chan commentating?

he isn't?

hot

Dev running their own game is the shittest of shit. I'm appalled every time they pull that.

You meant to use another word than "appreciate", right?

This game is so ummmmmm xDD

>He doesn't know the unban strats

Shazza!

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>giving a shit about the audience