Why does nobody care about Bomberman?

Why does nobody care about Bomberman?

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make him a child and then make him a she

the old games that stretched the concept of "bomberman" were the most fun ones and they never visited those ideas again

Now this I can get behind.

Because Bombergirl is still stuck behind Konaste and arcades and Konami will never revisit the 64-style games despite still acknowledging Jetters exist.

muh bombs
muh 9/11

This but then make her a boy.

Base concept is too simple.
Not enough experimentation.
Party games that make sequels have to change and add a lot to keep people around, and while Bomberman multiplayer steadily improved it rarely had a wow factor to give people any reason to not just boot up one of the games they already own.
Never established a consistent identity as a single-player game, so when it didn't include the same multiplayer as every other game people would cry and shit and fart.
No characters or setting to get attached to because each installment would forget 99% of what came before it, makes the brand weaker.
As a single-player game, 2D Bomberman stagnated really hard really fast.
Bomberman 64, its sequel, Generation, and Jetters (game) largely fail to bring the better aspects of 2D bomberman into 3D, and don't do enough on their own to be a very compelling gameplay style.
Hero is an alright game, but it does little to give itself an identity in the field of 3D platformers. Linear levels, bland movement, combat that ranges from mildly frustrating to "functional".
If they wanted Bomberman to grab gamers outside of the casual audience that just wants a party game, they needed a more inspired gameplay concept, regardless of if it was 2D or 3D.

>he

I'm aware
It's still a bland game