SGDQ (Summer Games Done Quick) 2022

So this is two troons and one retarded woman?
They totally fucked up the opening

Here's a game: make it to bump limit without using the word "tranny"

sn**d

>this is fucked up

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Why do trannies like McDonalds so much?

I thought the one on the left is a girl?

CUTE!!!!!!!!

thanks retard you just lost it for us

man wearing a silk skirt

Get fucked tranny.

>"""Speedrun"""
literally a slow rolled advertisement
OH MY GOD

You just fucking used the word tranny.
Get your shit together user

pottery

all 3 of them are troons, how bad is your eyesight

>trans runner has opinion on video game development that's disproven by facts
>proceeds to ignore and believe their own schizo theory

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Home of the whopper.
Come join us on the racial slurs in the cabin side.

I think it just started, so nothing good yet aside from the troon parade.

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Hate these fake disgusting freaks.

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Its the strogen on their burgers.

>trannies mimicking everything that's going on screen
>hahah! hoipe!

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Yeah, it's the SOTC runner from earlier

huh, the SotC foid changed her pronouns
she's now a they/them

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Srs question: Why are like 50% of runners trans? Is America all Trans now? Do GDQ select only trans runners? What is going on?

twitter.com/TreasureCoLtd/status/1538446520977985536?s=20&t=4PjoE7-S4xSFePdN1LFofA

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if by "good" you mean "unironically entertaining", you just missed it
if by "good" you mean "tranny shitshow", tune in right now

>no tetris
at least there will be satisfactory run
and I'm here for the threads anyway heh

Holy shit an Igor general. That's got to be a BASED from me

The one on the left is a real woman. Trust me.

what the fuck is "fae"?

this game is not worth 25 fucking minutes
maybe 6, or 10 if it's a good runner, but there's nothing interesting going on, it's all autoscrollers, and just looks like someone playing the shit normally

fuck's sake it's on the easiest difficulty even who approved this dogshit

Well alright okay a Radiant Silvergun port would be nice

why even speedrun a game that's mostly autoscroller and has pretty much no speed tech

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GDQ is really really into political pandering. And trannies are a gold mine.

since when did they have name highlighting for whoever is speaking?

How the fuck does Lizstar keep getting runs every year? With really nothingburger games that nobody cares about and aren't speedrunnable too and are most of the time shit games despite it not being the shit games block?

Do they have a ton of influence or something or connections to the higher ups to be able to be on every year and run whatever they want? It might be during this dead hours but lizstar is fit in every year somewhere with some shit game while a ton of runs get rejected

I want Castlevania now...no more waiting.

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>We are on a circus train it would seem
*glares at couch and runner*
It would seem

I think during the second run in ESA that irritating bitch went on about being genderfluid or nonbinary or something.

I think Rubiehart is technically non-binary.

Yeah this. You get to see The Bearded Lady, The World's Fattest Man, and other circus attractions, ON TOP of the chance for a really good run, or a run so hilariously bad you come back for more.

schizo's gonna schizo, what else is new.

>just looks like a casual play-through on mute
WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

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Thanks for reminding me i still haven't watched the last episode of Carla's show

That was pretty sick when the clowns came out of the mirrors, other than that, this is a let's play

This game is just to get a tranny front and center for half an hour and you know it. GDQ hasn't been about games for a long time now.

how do you fake excitement and acceptance for these people. am I not sociopathic enough

2 and a half men

>satisfactory run
didn't even see that, nice, although I don't want to get my hopes up

It started with Proto worming up to the top. Then the other trannies followed and joined, then they got higher position then they all turned other runners into trannies.

Excess video-games causes brain damage, boomers were right. Trannies are like 0.01% of US population, but its like 50% or so of GDQ.

Wow they're like Any Forums. Virgins here with no hope should go fuck their axewounds.

Heh.

Because troon privilege.

You can watch troons constantly fail to not hit every step instead of jumping over them but due to being an autoscroller the time doesn't matter.

Being in with the management clique, getting in for being trans, the usual stuff.

The rejected games lists are fucking painful to read through.

oh say can you see

HYPE?

neo-pronouns to further entertain the illusions of the mentally ill.

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kek

All "weak" communities like video games, pro wrestling and trading card games are currently being overran by tranny shit because their fanbase mainly consists of nerdy men who don't fight back. Ever wondered why none of this shit is happening in soccer/football or other actual mainstream normie stuff?

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now THIS is some SPEEDGAMING!!!
HOIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why isn't the mod banning the tranny posters? Do your fucking job you loser

she woke up this morning feeling more like they/them instead

BASED

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>make cute innocent looking character
>it's being worn like a mask by some overweight 5oclock shadow troon who probably wants to rape women and molest kids

Reminiscent of demonic possession, or maybe mimic-based predators

>go to watch some speedruns I missed on their youtube channel
>first thing I see is this
I fucking hate troons so much jesus christ

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I hate it when runners spend the whole run making fun of the game, like you're the one playing it for hundreds of hours. this game actually looks good though, but speedrunners dont know what a good game is.

Proto didn't do anything but be a mental case. Withhelde pre-dates them by years and nobody ever kicked up a fuss about it.

god that fucking trannys attempt at a female laugh
so annoying

I migrated, but at what cost.

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kek

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The truth is gdq fucking love safe runners who will travel there every year and never ask for money for room/board. Lets them feel like they have known names when none of them have the charisma to reach trihex/werster tier.

>It started with Proto
Newfag

Kind of funny that Proto decided GDQ wasn't enough of a circlejerk and quit going to them for good.

I missed altered beast, how was it?

As a FET transister I can assure you that you have the respect of the IGBT community

Reminder that this is what the entire awful block is likely to be. When was the last year we still had a good awful block?

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I agree. Fuck play something else then if this shit annoys you so much.

>NES kids: become manly gigachads absolutely destroying ninja gaiden and blaster master
>Sega kids: pic related

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this guy looks like a bro

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true to its namesake

O SAY CAN YOU SHART

IN THE LOCAL WALMART

WHAT SO PROUDLY EXPELLED

FROM ANUS' LAST LEAKING

WHOSE BROAD STREAKS AND BROWN STARS

THROUGH THE PERILOUS BLIGHT

O'ER AISLES WE WATCHED...

SHIT GALLANTLY STREAMING
AND MUTT'S NAPPY HAIR

NAEGROES EVERYWHERE

GAVE PROOF THAT OUR RACE

IS 56% DISGRACE

O' SAY DOES THAT SHITE SPANGLED

BUMMER YET CUUUUUUUT

FOR THE LAND OF SHAAAART

AND THE HOME OF THE MUUTTTT
O' THUS WILL IT BE EVER

THROUGH THE MART THAT IS FREE

THERE IS NO MALL COP

WE NEED NOT TO FEAR PAUL BLART

SO I TAKE UP THIS CART

THROUGH THE MART'S GROCERIES

WHEN SUDDENLY THERE WAS

A WET GREASY FEELING
IT WAS TRICKLING DOWN

AND INCREDIBLY BROWN

THE SHART IN THE MART

IT STANK UP THE WHOLE TOWN
O' SAY DOES THAT SHITE SPANGLED

MOTORCART YET DRIVE
O'ER THE LAND OF THE SHAAAART

AND THE HOME OF THE MUUUUTTT

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ACK

Jesus your tourist newfagginess is shining brighter than the Sun.

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They always act like they're so much better than the devs when they find an exploit between one of the blocks that lets you save 5 seconds by going outside the level.

Amazing how the first thing on the screen you can see is a suicide hotline kek

I don't even care about them being trans, but their commentary and jokes are cringe as fuck.
"WOW THIS GAME IS SO WACKY AND WEIRD IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MCDONALDS" No fucking shit, you've been saying it for 10 minutes now we get it.

All the chill/fun speedrunners got siphoned out over time with more and more rules being shoved into it to make it a complete trans/pride hugbox, I think they just go to SEA instead. The only one I don't mind so far is the halfcoordinated dude, and I don't even know if he's there this year.

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thats not a woman

>troon voice gradually reverts to man voice ten minutes into the game
epic journey

pretty good, probably the last good one you'll see for awhile

>KZ_frew running Vice City
Is he well known now? I remember watching him when he was a 2 digit viewer, used to make jokes about sniffing his hot sisters panties.

Check their Black Lives Matter run of Half Life Alyx. You will love it.

Pretty sure they were asked to leave in some capacity after they started having conversations with the voices in their head in public.

Is there a rank below F so when the run is over I can rate it appropiately.

>COQ
Holy shit I didn't realize it was that bad at the creation screen.

please tell me thats not dorf fort.

Rubie just needs a good dicking. I'd fuck her in the dark as the face is banged up.

>watching with his son
NO GET OUT RUN

The game isn't even that bad, it's got some cool gags and decent art

I'm up next, wish me luck.

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At last I understand why they obsess over sharing pronouns.

None of them are even remotely passing.

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Okay, harassing the baby to tears was a good biti

>your own body wants to transition back
Oh no no no

Yeah. Then they're given reasons like "I'm sorry we had no time :(" then you see shit like this. Because lets face it everyone wanted to see a boring McDonalds game for 25 minutes thats 90% autoscroller and takes no skill and is mostly Lizstar talking about furbies as there's nothing going on in the game.

Be honest, if the trannies went away you'd have no reason to watch GDQ even ironically naymore.

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It's cave of qud (also known as caves of chud)

Fucking hell this is anti-entertainment.

the genesis was known as the divorce kid console after all

No one would stop me if I killed you and all of my peers would defend me and none of yours would even notice you were gone

Rank z

He's been at ESAs before and has been pretty fun to watch, he's more high energy than say English_Ben or Josh's Victor Meldrew thing.

I love the trannies and cringe. It makes boring speedruns like a fast food autoscroller funny.

more like caves of crud

Good thing I ment good as in your mom riding my dick.

They were kicked off staff and then after a sperg out told to leave. This means Proto even got too weird for GDQ which says something. I think it was the whole "We are not one person we are.. THE GEARS" shit.

>tune in
>american game
>tune out

I am literally watching this even for 2-5 games I actually want to watch, the rest is shitposting and the fun of laughing at the trainwreck this garbage has become.

>playing japanese mcdonald game
>not even one ran ran ru or lol internet reference
fuck trannies

If GDQ went back to being fun allowed event, people wouldn't be talking trannies non stop.

Its really confusing to see she/her on the screen when you cant really see the runner but they sound like a male. did the it team mess up?

poor women and their love for killing babies

Mirrored did nothing wrong

>this run
>these trannies

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>entire persona is an illusion that takes concentrated effort to maintain
>anything mildly distracting and the man voice comes out
many such cases

BASED

Why do members of the trans community always refer to themselves as trash goblins? Kinda weird, I thought they wanted respect.

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>oh shit area
BANNED

>stop asking questions

You either forgot or never saw the kino it used to be before faggot shit fucked it up

Its a girl and two trannies. The girl on the left is sitting wide legged because she's a tomboy gamer girl. A tranny wouldn't be sitting like that, they train to sit like women.

Was overturning Roe v Wade really that bad?

You know how women always fantasize about rape? Trannies secretly want to be humilited for being male.

Threadly reminder that Doctors Without Boarders:

>provides medical supplies and treatment to ISIS fighters
>provides food and water to known terrorist cells
>provides food and medical aid to migrants attempting to illegally enter foreign nations
>personally commits illegal human trafficking
>exchanges food, water, and drugs for sex
>launders money using the GDQ event
>supports the act of shitting your pants live on stream

Let's break 3 million this GDQ!

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More like Tronald McDonald

>fucks up every trick
>Oh i will flub up this too
WHY WAS THIS ACCEPTED?

>Any Forums obsessed with abortion being illegal
>dont realise the majority of abortions are from niggers
makes me lel everytime. Cucking yourself in a whole new way.

Trannies have to close their legs because the smell of their axe wound can knock out an entire stadium

aka a dyke.

sitting with your legs wide like that will lower your cortisol / heart rate etc as well if you're nervous about being watched and judged by thousands of people

>15 fucking minutes
>still looks like a casual playthrough
WHO APPROVED THIS

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Oh for fucks sake he's not even running the game well.

those things are all based

It reminds me of the time there was a two hour Trials Fusion showcase, so not even a speedrun, and there were like 15-30 min runs of loads of games that could have been done in that time if they weren't rejected.

I believe it
my girl friends don't mind when I call them dude but a tranny on the other hand would sever my soul

>Boarders

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Is this the decline of GDQ?

here's a game: be a woman

(it's impossible and you will never do it)

Riveting commentary, it was 100% necessary to have all three of them up there.

I've been watching since AGDQ 2013. It was always about the weird bullshit, cringe, trannies, and faggots. Fuck off with your revisionist bullshit.

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>this background
The SNES killed a lot of epileptics.

is that THE based YSG?

This shit isn't even a speedrun. This faggot is just sitting there playing a game.

>just started the stream

is that?

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so what exactly is the speedrun in this?
>no skips
>no glitches
>no hard or interesting gameplay
>no special technique for bosses
>no messing with pseudo rng

its just a normal playthrough on beginner difficulty
i bet if you run this tool assisted you will get the same time

Transtrenders are about being seen as being trans, including the putting themselves down for sympathy.

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this game has a lot of interesting levels and beautiful art. solid 8/10 game

>Any Forums does things that makes edomites seethe
>current thing makes edomites seethe
>WHY IS Any Forums SO HYPOCRITICAL IT MAKES ME SEETHE I MEAN "lel" I AM NOT A TOURIST BTW FELLOW CHANNERS!

Of course.

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...

This run is mcdonalds insanity
youtube.com/watch?v=iSNfKxfhMnc

Kek

I was thinking about it and runner just looks like fucking Chris Chan

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based

>2 and a half hours of megamind
Have they ever considered doing something different?

God every day I thank God for not making me american

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That's like playing mario without jumping

He said the record is just three seconds behind the TAS run.

>fat bad

>90% of this game is on rails

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Not one, not two, but THREE troons.

You're lying then, it had the rest which is why it was kino but it didn't have trannies and faggots

If you want a serious answer, it's because she is old guard.

Boogeyman delusions aside, you really don't inow if Royal Rainbow guy is some cute boi or a fat, greasy neckbeard.

how can you tell? They have a hat, mask, and long hair. they could be a mannequin they placed off screen.

Any Forums celebrates that nonwhites will be outbreeding the few white Americans left even more
>WHY ARE YOU SO MAD HAHAHA WE WIN OH GOD IT FEELS GOOD TO WIN HAHAHAAHAH
;)

Why is Kos-mos so fucking hot?

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the legendary triple troon

how can your pronouns be plural?

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Hehe.

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The freak even has his dino toy instead of something Mcdonalds related. Could have been a funny gimmick run if they really played into it.

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Good shit, it's been so long since anyone's caught this reference that I've stopped using it

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do the doctors have boarders?

At AGDQ in January they had two people (Who were part of the admin/staff team of course) duelling each other for 2 hours and it was extremely boring then the guy sperged out on twitter because nobody liked it. And the reject list for AGDQ was huge

struck a nerve?

Trannies and faggots? No. Guys crossdressing as touhou characters? Yes. There's a huge difference, not that you'd know.

>it didn't have trannies and faggots
Delusional

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>n-no u are mad
Why can't the left meme?

>boss about to arrive at the office

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