Baldur's Gate

why does a vampire need an ass this huge

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to survive Molag Balls massive di... mb different game

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I helped her on my first playthrough, because I thought all the monster talk and vampiric rituals were red herrings in a typical rpg fashion and she would turn out to be the best option in a convoluted way.
Felt so embarrassed and stupid throughout the whole Spellhold segment afterwards.

>be level 20 gigamage
>become bodybuilder sized just for the fuck of it
>tap this ludicrous vampire ass, but only to forget about your dead elf trad wife
>improvise everything from the beginning of his "imprisonment" to breaking "out" of Spellhold
>casually almost become a god
One of the biggest Chads in gaming

Last time I had vampires on my mind was that van helsing movie years back that wasn't all that great. The one where drac' was doing the franken experiment on his baby bats because they're all stillborn?
His gals were pretty qt, I assume big asses are justified for attempting the impossible, birthing the living out of the dead.

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One of the few antagonists I was actually intimidated to fight against. Certified Chad

To attract the Bhaalspawn's massive cock

Fucking love that movie. There's something about that time.

Vampires seduce the opposite gender dumbass its literally how they prey on people

Blimey

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