What should the next metroid be about?

what should the next metroid be about?

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I saw it

Samus is revealed to be a transwoman
And not the good kind

What
It should involve an entirely new plot. My suggestion? Samus is put on trial for mass genocide of an alien species that has domesticated on earth since she left the planet, and is sentenced to die on a prison planet run by said race.
However, she learns they only wanted her gone as a means to do a hostile take over of earth, busts out of prison butt naked so to speak, and must take alien hardware to make a power suit to survive and eventually escape the planet. Her rendezvous on earth has her storm the overrun capital where an old enemy lies on the throne, she defeats the usurper alien, becomes a celebrated war hero, retires as a doctor of alien studies.

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subtle OP, very subtle

Samus eats a fruit and it makes her go wumbo for the gumbo and when I mean gumbo I mean she loses her powers and gets tied up by space pirates for breeding purposes.

Samus takes her twentieth load of dangerous alien DNA deep inside her, advancing her journey towards the aberrant half-energy nightmare being that she is destined to become.

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stop posting right fucking now

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Either this is insanely subtle or I'm being trolled. I've been going back and forth with the original on gelbooru and can't see any difference other than the one posted here is slightly off color.

Where’s her beauty mark?

can I get a red circle and some arrows

This is a cuck thread
Discord link, rugga

Paper Metroid. RPG set in the Metroid universe, ends with the return of Metroids to the galaxy but in a less threatening way.

It’s changed to make you think there was a spade there to begin with, newfags won’t be smart enough to expect a greater subversion.

Oh, the red spot on her stomach? I saw that almost immediately and thought that was the edit but couldn't clearly make anything out. That's neat.

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sounds like gay and retarded fanfic

its where she had the tattoo but got it removed

samus enters mating season and searches the earth looking for the most compatible male she can find her mate has to fulfill multiple criteria like wearing colorful clothing, having a good singing voice, building a house and physical agility to dodge predators. You are graded both for how quickly you found the ideal mate and how well he fulfills those attributes.

>Samus's mating criteria is based on birb
That makes sense and is also absolutely hilarious.

>a spade
Care to explain this? I've seen a few pictures here with spades and I'm not in on the joke

The irony of this meme is palpable.

Faces should be swapped

It’s a BLACKED meme, the spade represents a black penis head.

So, "spade" is a racial term for black men because they would use spades when gardening for white masters or employers. A "queen of spades" is a non-black woman who exclusively or prefers to fuck black men. A black spade tattoo can indicate that a woman is a queen of spades. There's also some association between "black supremacy" fantasy or fetish and the spade as a tattoo.

Similarly, there's "queen of hearts", which plays on the card game motif and indicates a non-white woman who prefers or exclusively fucks white men and can have association with raceplay. I'm not sure if the other two suits have racial associations.

Okay user what do you suggest? and you can’t suggest anything gay or fanfic btw