There are literally ZERO video games that could not be improved by the addition of a marriage mechanic

There are literally ZERO video games that could not be improved by the addition of a marriage mechanic.

Attached: E0540999-A260-4356-BA37-BC6C566F268A.jpg (539x810, 60.35K)

Pacman

It turned fire emblem into a shambling husk of a series so no I don't think that's correct

I will never have sex
I will never have a family
I will never be successful
I'm going to die alone playing video games as a substitute for the life I won't ever have.

As long as there's no homosex

This is me.

Attached: Metro_2033_Game_Cover.jpg (270x333, 63.05K)

Zoomer. In Pac-man world he's married, and you go rescue all his family members, wife included.
Gameplay is kino, level design is kino and the game is a total blast all thanks to the simple fact Pac's married

Fine. Doom guy. What is going to marry a floating eye monster?

...you

mario kart

XCOM
>get married to a cute female soldier
>she misses a 90% shot
>muffled ayy lmao playing in the distance
>you are now single again

Attached: Doom.jpg (404x600, 72.45K)

I was gonna say Hotline Miami, but adding an optional dialogue line implying that Jacket and girlfriend were considering marriage would make her death hit even harder if done right.
Would feel a bit unrealistic though since they only lived together for like a month or two.

Is that fucking Yukikaze?

TLOU2

I concede. When you're right, you're right.

Attached: reg.gif (308x267, 2.42M)

Me

You forgot to add
>I will blame women for all of this
to sound like a true Any Forums incel.

I need more JRPGs with girls you can marry...

Attached: 1624104504864.jpg (1600x1330, 1.55M)

Which block would you marry?
For me it's the thick one.

Attached: tetris.png (602x204, 25.95K)

>Marriage
>marriable npc can get pregnant
>the kid looks like you
Games like this? Inb4:crusader kings

Shut the fuck up

>tfw you'll never be the top ranked player of an mmo suddenly isekai'd into its world alongside the second ranked player, who happens to be a cute girl and your new fiancee, and then proceed to use your game knowledge to become the most romantic couple in the kingdom
why even live

Attached: 1656301329753.jpg (720x972, 633.6K)

yeah just a shame the rest of the game is literally a spreadsheet simulator

ck3 is so soulless
Click click same event over and over click click event