SGDQ (Summer Games Done Quick) 2022

My run is up next guys, wish me luck

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Mcdonalds

>grow hair out
>show "cleavage"

well, im a girl now :))) holy shit how embarrassing

Wordle 373 3/6

nugget when

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ouch

but umaru doesnt speak english

Are they hiding all the trannies for sleep hours or what?

best speed girl

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In awe at the absolute size of this unit.

>Any Forums - I fucking hate troons
>Also Any Forums - I will watch a troon convention

Wait that actually was a tranny? Holy shit they really don't try at all anymore.

monkeypox

Damn the red head looks good she lost weight.

Just here for Dayo bring him out

goodu lucku umaru

She's with child

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They cut back on that shit thank god.

How do you even get that fat???

they're all dilating

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It's ok if you do it ironically

they are ironic trannies id*ots

Get a run above C challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

comfy spyro run incoming

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only ironically

they want to be the only place in the entire world that still requires masks

That's a man

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You know that's fair.
There are certainly a large amount of homosexuals there

I don't like the game, even after I platinumed it, but I like the speedruns of it for some reason. Stockholm's syndrome, maybe.

grim

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I liked the music, the game was like every other ff. I don't really get the hate it got all the other games are linear too.

If anyone has some Elroa, now is the time to post. been meaning to make a folder for her.

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haha wow honey... they all said hype that's so cool.

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burgerland please understand

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Do Americans really put their shoes on chairs?

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in case it isn't obvious this is fake

cumbreonbros?

What the fuck happened during Super Mario 3D Land? That's the most even split I've ever seen.

Good luck!

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What Pokemon would you have sexual relations with?

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>Putting $600 shoes on dirty floors

fun tism run

kek the memories just came rushing back to me, people were really split on the guy and his couch

This wasn't fucking always like this, its not our or any normal fan of speedrunnings fault the jews took over the event and main "evo" speed running event.
They banned all the normal people who said fuck no to the weird shit when it started.

bring back the female host
fuck this guy

>Did someone say something about a tranny?

Anyone else hear that?

>near the end of the first day
>haven't even pass 1million yet
is GDQ finally dead?

>perfect dark

Finally a good game.

>Overkill on expert+
Respect if she can beat it

>bulky fat
Holy fuck it would take an army to take down this fucking hulking unit

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Are you out of your meds again?

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Runner and couch were making jokes and shitting on each other like bros and also making fun of Amazon and GDQ

No, clip that

>keep talking and nobody explodes
I forgot about that one.
What an abysmal run

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I'm going to Subway, wish me luck

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delete this

The sock that broke Any Forums.

Wait what the fuck, why is Spyro on the screen. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO im off to sleep

No we don't, at least not in the house. and no most people dont wear shoes in the house thats a meme or poor class thing.

I'm here for the thread

It was an all over the place run but it was fun, made all the more fun by it causing SpikeVeggietwat to have a public meltdown about it not being speedrunning when it was the same sort of shit he does during other people's runs.

zoophile pride

i will shoot myself if dayoman explains the origin of his name for the 100th time this run
also shoutouts to the tech crew

it's fucking grim

Those socks... Oh my god.

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I can tell this is gonna be a great run

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as I recall the commenters were autismo as fuck even if the actual runner was solid

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Raichu

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holy based, he's one of us Any Forums bros

Oh and SpikedVegeta had to put a statement out saying he didn't like the run and then retract it

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made for

holy based no wonder they tried to get him

you don't have my permission to die, soldier

bleak

please just shave, man

Spyro makes me uncomfortable
Its weird to me its a video game IP and not some weird licensed game from a weird tv show or movie people look down upon
It feels like that to me

why did he do it bros

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the last in person gdq, they easily cracked 100k in the first hour of the marathon. it's dead, jim

No. I also take my shoes off at the door. These "people" at GDQ don't represent America, they're just subhumans.

I put my shoes by the front door

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this run looks good so far

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Rough first day

Why are they wearing masks? Is this some kind of new tranny fashion?

this is the hottest adrian ever looked and will look

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walmart has a 20 pack for cheap. what's wrong with these people

This run sucks already man

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asco

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Someone said that Goose now says "passed away" instead of "kills" when doing runs, which I have to imagine is him atoning for this and trying to appease people.

his woman pushed him to it

Spyro will break the drought. What a shit way to open the event

>He needs to pull up his mask every 2 seconds when he's talking
He's gonna choke cause of this and it will be hilarious.

mid-life crisis in the 21st century be like

They insisted because everyone looks better with masks on

cute :3

>americans don't wear their shoes inside
enjoy trench foot

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Wait a second. Aren't there quite a few speedrunners from way back when the events started who have transitioned now?

wow is that Slowpoke? i love pokemon snap

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Unironically yes. There's a tranny waitress at a restaurant I go to once in a while, actually super hot body for a tranny but always still wears a mask to hide his manface kek

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Take this faun.

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>we've successfully bullied every single one of those from appearing on camera again

This audio balance is awful, the runner is like 5x as loud as the game audio. How do they manage to fuck this up every year?

>Thank you for releasing me
Us gamers, huh

What do you call this niggas hair

tactical mute the instant I heard "crowd"

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Licky lick

Clean your shit you filthy animal

she ruined stiv AND cosmo with this move...

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tech crew is in name alone

Norwood 5

the sam hyde fade

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bald eagle

THANK YOU FOR RELEASING ME!
(what the fuck kind of dream is that)

The Emmett Brown

I'm Spyro!

Schlomo the clown

SHOUT OUTS TO OUR TECH CREW

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release me from this gay earth

anyone else watching the jap stream?

the "balding but if I get a haircut it might not grow back so I'll just let it turn into a monstrosity" cope
were all familiar with it, right Any Forums?

Hi Spyro I'm user

The JUST special

Why are they calling the platform the PS when it's definitively the PSX?

just tuning in, how is this run and JESUS WHAT IS THAT

The "Thanks to Spyro i'm not in jail" hair

>can we get a camera on him
>nothing happens
ouch

Oh fuck it's the same asshole runner as the Spyro run from the end of ESA.

shout out to the tech crew

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>Can we get a camera on him real quick?
Expecting the tech crew to be able to do that kek

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usually when i'm blazed, i can sit and watch anything for hours, but holy fuck this is hard to watch

>muh "cute chat"
fucking hate these faggots

balding stoner

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leave dayo alone you assholes

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This nigga is really a product of modern GDQ, can't stop talk about his WRs, being on the big stage, past marathon runs, spamming Twitch shit like "cute chat"

no, I run a buzzcut and enjoy my advanced balding

>this is what people who unironically say shit like "comfy vibez :3" look like

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I miss him.

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Tech crew can barely handle the scheduled cuts. You think they can do stuff on the fly?

>not a pronoun in sight
based?

Fuck you don't associate aris with this shit

>cute chat
You're a grown man

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BASED GOOSE
John Numbers

i dont understand, this game is fast paced and needs skill and the runner has minimum levels of charisma, am i still watching the same event

"i have given up"

no one ever called it the PSX

why isn't he explaining the entire plot?

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I wouldn't say asshole, he's just very energetic to the point where you either like the energy or find it annoying
I personally didn't like it at ESA but it's just 'OK' right now
Spyro runs are nice at least

I'm not versed in transpeak but what the fuck is dilating and what are glass dilators? This is something that is shared publicly between people?

hope you guys turned the shitty chat off, makes it a bit better.
the couch is talking A LOT this time around holy shit.

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lets all love the lain

>he hasnt been banned since 2015

Just realized they moved the UI from under the game and it looks better. Now just fix it not showing the category and estimate at all times tech retards

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you said it with them right anons?

The denial

I'm going to Subway, you guys want something?

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from the instant i saw the sprite i knew she'd be the waifu

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She cute

what's the big deal? they're both balding stoners. there's no denying that.

death

This is the first game that even feels like it HAS speedrunning. "Speedrunning" Pokemon Snap and Warioware just seems asinine.

can I get a blowjob real quick

can I just real quick make a shout out to Joe Biden

just really quickly can I real quick can I just oh its so cool just want to quickly would you guys mind if I quickly

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Yeah get me a meatball sub, double meatballs, all toppings, extra sauce, double toasted

Dayo choked...

its about RESPECT! the tranny faggot just assumed he could sit next to autism guy, with all that stank and funk, but the ACTUAL WOMAN gave him the space he deserves and was welcomed to the seat next to him as a result!2txvr

Subway sandwiches are full of shit, don't

Spyro's special meatball sub

This guy wont shut the fuck up.
Why can't we go back to this.
youtube.com/watch?v=H50nqenYMDM

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Yeah I think I'm done

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This, SGDQ is actually entertaining

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italian bmt double meat, toasted, provolone, lettuce, tomato, cucumber, ranch, hot sauce, chipotle, thanks.

hello zoomer

Yeah can I get uuuuuuhhh

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I was sort of okay with Pokemon Snap but I could see why people would consider it boring. It's literally on-rails but at least there is a point goal you need to hit. Doesn't look difficult but there's something there

Not a bad run but the guy tries too hard
It's tiresome

Gotchu senpai

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Yeah, get me some of

hey subway can you PPLEASEE stop marketing in these threads, thanks

a hug....

wow what an epic joke

>awkward silence

I'm a zoophile!

lol they didnt even give a pity laugh

Y'all this run is pretty cozy.

a vision of the future for 41% of the audience

>It takes the crew an hour to

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Hypno

He just
Keeps
Talking

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over roasted chicken breast, italian herbncheese, white cheddar, toasted, lettuce, green pepper, cucumber, jalapeno and honey mustard