SGDQ (Summer Games Done Quick) 2022

no mercy

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So confirmed, Santa's #1 helper is a squirrel?

>le funneh twitter meme

I hope you are underage otherwise consider anhero

Dude doesn't deserve claps, that was awful.

I HAVE LE MIGRATED HAHA SO FUNNY

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What are you going to do about it, sissie? I'm a large lad and will wear blue or white shirts just to spite you.

i migrate

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tfw gdq bread

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i am a wealthy, traditional asian boy and i would love to bring her home to my mother

I hate how theres no stakes to these runs anymore seeing they carve out 10 minutes more than they need and have like a dozen premade savefiles ready.

migrated

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Because if you post anything remotely negative, they ding dong ban you.

I'm so done with this gay furry

i am convinced that from earlier doesnt shave, but have anxiety stress fits and pulls her pubic hair out like my ex did

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Absolutely disgusting

Why the fuck did they change the camera this shit looks like a bad fisheye lens

>cr*p
He's done

>this is the state of kirbyfags
I knew this was the case but seeing it live makes it better

yeah it sucks
it's impressive how they manage to go over estimate still with what they put for estimates
This is a 2 hour estimate but Shasta's record is 1:41 and the WR is sub 1:40

>Religion has entered the chat

>gay furry
One of the youtubers I watch came out as a gay furry recently

High def cameras are the bane of uglies.

Why are they all so unpleasant to look at?

dayo is based tho

octopussy

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I've seen all these people before
why is the simulation so shallow

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oh noes not the heckin fefes
how jewish (synagogue of satan) is the guy on the right

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*cof*

I wish my boobs were this big

WEAR YOUR MASK

masks are for pussies

XTH FOR MY MAN IGOR

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NO refunds vaxxies

Wiping that thing must suck

>Autistic railroad enthusiast train convention
>Looks like your typical incel anime or game convention

Jesus

based

masks are for cucks

Is there any actual good speed running events to watch anymore? This shit sucks balls. I used to like Zeldathon though technically not speedruns, but it got really shitty and troons started taking it over too.

The kinoplex just opened, see you suckers later.

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I wish they were too, giving user an paizuri...

pedophiles get the rope
the wat

there's a lot of overlap between these two things user

youtube.com/watch?v=ZdrQEOuuEeA

I don't even have the stream open. I've just been reading the thread the last hour

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Best runs from ESA this winter. I did watch anyone it and todays shit lineup has me wanting some good runs.

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Don't forget to tip Robert.

Is the crowd regretting their decisions or are they basically NPCs? Watching this at home is embarrassing enough as it is.

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You guys think Spyro will be a comfy run? I'm looking forward to it.

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see you in an hour loser

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Say hi to robert for me

the entire world has doubled down on their retardation in hopes that people who didnt vax forget.

i will vicariously leave through your actionas user

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There was an autismo vtuber at RTA who sounded cute who ran a train spreadsheet simulator.

Oengus dot io has a lot of amateur events but besides a few random things most suck ass

SNAPKINO INCOMING

>go to type "ZZZZZZZZ" in chat, get this when I click the chat button
CHAT RULES
- Absolutely NO discrimination (including but not limited to racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, intentional misgendering, or any type of hate speech) or harassment of other viewers/runners/mods/staff or anyone who appears on stream
- No disparaging remarks about pronouns
- Avoid talking about traumatic events or conspiracy theories (including 9/11 and nazi spam)
- No political campaigning or proselytism
- No links or advertisements
- No custom bots for posting in chat or whispering
- No excessive ascii or copypasta spam
- Be respectful
- Jokes, sarcasm and bad faith questions/arguments are not excuses
- Games Done Quick and its moderators reserve the right to ban users from our chat/channel/event at our own discretion

>you need to sign in to message

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:robert:

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Honestly, we would probably have gotten better reactions out of cardboard cutouts.

I dunno, I remember the run towards the end of ESA was a trainwreck because of the runner and sofa.

I missed ESA, going back through them all after this shitshow is over. Looking forward to kino broken shit

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Black girls are hot

People still watch this garbage?

Just like 4channel!

The guy keeps doing unoptimal shit like the sleep powerup or standing there with the water powerup and shooting an enemy com0letely out of the way.
Is this is even a speedrun?

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Jesus christ, wear some clean socks for fuck's sake

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OPEN DA MOUF

I do not care for this.

Well, right now it has 66,000 watchers on Twitch.

thats a man

Chocolate peanut butter is nasty don't @me

Oh shit thanks for reminding me, I haven't been to the kinoplex in weeks.

But then they get dirty

>speedrunning turned into literally PRIDE (TM) cancer cow because autists have no natural defenses against trannies and gays

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I was about to sperg out about ice cream cringe chat but now genuinely want to try orange/liquorice bizarro world gelato

I miss Sent

>Ultimate model
>Eating cup ramen and sugar bread
wtf, I thought anime was supposed to be realistic?

>Going out of your house for the sole purpose of consuming jewish propaganda
Why can't you just read the Torah online?

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65k are watch bots

Fuck you.

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NO NO NO NO

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Didn't she put on a lot of weight? Or did she lose it. I'd still fuck her, but I remember she went from skinny to chubby.

Tell Robert I greatly enjoyed the lobster last time I was there, another job well done

>This run

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>he lacks crucial information

should speedrunning go back underground?

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>those socks

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for me it's the crab legs

entertainment value doesnt determine if something is a speedrun or not lmao
if its timed and they follow the rules of the category they can call it a speedrun. simple as. welcome to 2012 discource

you won't be missed tranime troon

That run was an almost 11 hour emotional rollercoaster that eclipsed the fuck out of stream 1.

You mean Nutella? Isn't that what Nutella is?

The whole industry should be gatekept for a decade of two.

It can't, all the top runners are too far gone.

>boring ass easy ass slow ass speedrun
>one hard trick in the entire run
>runner fucks it up
a tale as old as time

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>this kills the bulbasaur

That pic was from last gdq, she's a bit chubbier now

No that's hazelnut

I want to fuck Altina.

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Let's break this down a bit:
>Absolutely NO discrimination (including but not limited to racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, intentional misgendering, or any type of hate speech)
Fair enough but the way this is worded is extremely gay. Like calm the fuck down dude we get it
>Harassment of other viewers/runners/mods/staff or anyone who appears on stream
They can't just keep it to one category, they have to list every possible permutation of person that could be harassed
>No disparaging remarks about pronouns
Because obviously this doesn't fit under the umbrella of harassment (legally kek) so they have to restate it
>Avoid talking about traumatic events or conspiracy theories (including 9/11 and nazi spam)
Wait...what? Those are two different things
>No political campaigning or proselytism
9/11 and nazi spam aren't politics? Also wow who knows what prosletyism even means anymore
>Be respectful
Kek imagine having that as a chat rule, you can't define respectful behavior because it's Twitch, this is a nothing rule
>Jokes, sarcasm and bad faith questions/arguments are not excuses
I guess they put this there to fit in all the ironic shitposters. But the problem is, what if someone makes a 'bad faith question' in earnest and just doesn't realize it? That seems kind of unfair to ban them for--
>Games Done Quick and its moderators reserve the right to ban users from our chat/channel/event at our own discretion
So it's a hugbox all along and they use a lot of words to avoid saying it. Right.

Lame.

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>nearly 40 more minutes of this

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shut up, bitch

Context? Was he just tired from the run or was he just nervous because he was about to party wipe?

humanity as a whole should go underground

>this is the future of online communications

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>shut up, bitch

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>3 hours over estimate

kind of but nutella is hazelnuts not peanuts

yea, the Talmud is the real source of trouble.

you can smell this webm holy fuck

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It didn't get emotional until the last dungeon. You know everyone was watching Metako's run on stream 1 during this.

If he didn't finish her there, she would have wiped the party and sent him back all the way to before the dungeon, which is the longest in the game and there are 0 save points in it, and the darkness area afterwards.

>she's a bit chubbier now

Oof...what a shame. She looked pretty good a few years ago when she was skinnier.

Look at the chart that user did, watch the cyan/teal ones, and the ones on the higher end of green, maybe the rest of green and some of the higher yellows if you got the time.

Don't watch any of the red ones, they're all garbage.

>almost 4 hours over estimate

What happened and why wasn't it mercy killed, was it the final run of the marathon?

You have to do the final dungeon all at once.
And he kept getting wiped.

:(

every GDQ there is an insufferable whore making poyo sounds.
shoot on sight.

KILL THESE FUCKING QUEERS NOW

is it still hailtotheacebaby? I don't recognize anyone here and usually we start with kung pow

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why?

>@ me
discord is that way

bro what the fuck
youre a grown ass man buy some new socks. fucking disgusting.

She's with child

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imagine the smell being fanned to your nostrils as he does that

This kirby run is beyond fucking boring

Speedrunning was never meant to be mainstream in the first place. The fact that this super niche thing turned so big is kind of retarded. Imagine if suddenly Any Forums got super popular out of nowhere with normalfags. That would just instantly ruin the site.

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kungpow is only on friday/saturday

tolki!

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On Sundays it's never kung pow

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my ears

Cope and seethe jannies.

Black men are 6% of population but commit 62% of murder.

Trannies are mentally ill retards.

Mobile posting makes you irrelevant.

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Actually it did earlier in the run when they had hardware failures, they didn't know if they could even carry on the run until somebody else found a PSP that worked with the setup they had.

cease immedietally.

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I hope she films the birth

>Imagine if suddenly Any Forums got super popular out of nowhere with normalfags
haha, imagine, right

I dont have to imagine

What is it so hard for him to turn around?
Like that was clearly a visible effort for him? Are people really that weak and inflexible?

I always found it strange she was kind of private about her relationship life, she isn't...wasn't unattractive. I would have dated and fucked her, must have an insufferable personality, figured guys were banging her at AGDQ events but guess it was hush-hush.

She might be a lesbian?

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things have changed so much...back in my day...

Now THIS is how you do irony. Take notes from the sonic shitposter, lads.

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haha yeah... imagine if that happened sometime around 2014

It comes natural to want to kill things that are abominations to your species if you're healthy and normal. Not your fault you don't understand

no skybilz no care

It's spreading the transitional spores

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what is wrong with you lmao

Based

It's a pretty damn good post.

it was the final run of the day on stream 2. could go for quite a few more hours after that if they wanted to.

all I see are hurt feelings.

You need to go back, normalfag.

how's the run been? i watched a bit of the beginning and it looks like it's still just a regular playthrough of kirby and the forgotten land by someone who is over 10 years old

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Keep in mind he's really fat with barely any muscle mass and a lot of layers of clothes on. Flexibility is kind of a meme once your BMI is even slightly above average. 99% of the adult population can't touch their toes sitting down

user, there's a bunch there, lot of runs. Was hoping for a further curation.

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Kungpow has never been streamed on Sundays