SGDQ (Summer Games Done Quick) 2022

Me and my gf (not real)

I just love shitposting about it in these threads

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I migrated FAST
fuck you OP

This looks even more braindead than 2D kirby because now you can just walk around everything instead of flying over them

i uronically cant imagine seeing a tranny and treating them like a woman
i mean, i could try to treat them like a woman, but theres no way in hell id actually see a woman in one

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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Post your dick or shut up

>2 hour+ unoptimized speedruns

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Who the fuck Speedruns a Kirby game, this is extremely boring.

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Boring run.
Useless troon.

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>an obviously obese man goes by she/her

fun fact: the thing that looks like his belly button is actually a penis

I love the music here!

Same, these threads are the only saving grace of these events now outside the rare S/A run.

meant for

>Run is just playing the game normally except you spam a move that's slightly faster than default movement

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slow migration

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my wife

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absolute dicklet

I refuse to migrate. I am going to go play a videogame until the next run.

I have migrated slowly

Redditors come here to blogpost in the threads and treat it like /soc/ like anyone gives a flying fuck about their boring lives. Just add it to your filters and they'll all fuck off after a week.

are you not paying attention?

Look who I just met, Any Forums!

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Some categories & games are fun
Forgotten Land isn't that. It's a fun enough game but it's too long and too lacking in tricks (As most new games are but Kirby already has hardly any tricks)

Who wants to sneak me in I have a forged vax card but no registration

bsed loli migrator

How can adults play this? It's like a Fisher Price toy in terms of stimulation.

i made raspberry jam today wanna see?

Footfags, this is your destiny.

the final boss of this game is really cute
I love him

>3 months old game
>looks like your average wii game from 15 years ago
the stagnation is real

>game is 3 months old
>already solved
lol

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lanky kong !

retard

WHAT HIS NAME AGAIN?

look at all those seeds, what a fucking chore to eat

I think more than anything else it's the fake le wholesome positivity I can't stand.

Wishing you guys nothing but the best. Nothing like seeing a young faithful couple with the best times of their lives ahead of them.

IT WAS A MISTAKE TO CUM HERE
YOUR WIFE
SUCKS DICK

>3 month old game
>still just looks like a regular playthrough
amazing choice of game

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Damn, he's the Zhukov of autism look at all those lanyards

If you haven't gotten laid at SGDQ22 yet, you're officially behind the curve

What's up with that retarded expression on your face?
Close your mouth your teeth are disgusting

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Wii games didn't have the obnoxious bloom, that's a Wii U game "quality".

ah yes, the "any% is dead" take. historically known to always be accurate.

Yeah I don't know why they bothered approving this game.
It's basically brand new and the run is just fucking boring.

Just swallow

Chad way is to eat seeds too

THIS. It's so easy

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stiv did nothing wrong

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why you taking your panties off slut

i didn't even know this game existed

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wrong one

I stopped watching GDQ like 6 years ago, I just come here cause these threads are always shitpost central.

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Fat fuck low test manchildren

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why did we like him again? i remember his name was yellow shirt guy or something and everybody constantly spammed him name when he was on screen/heard in the crowd

PUYO

ok im cringing. gonna ctrl w now gg no re

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i want her to give me a nasty surprise

starting to question whether i should be watching this

FUCKING GAMESTOP

Fucking gamestop

That can't be the same person, can it? The nose is all wrong.

My donation is up next, wish me luck

>tfw no dominant gf to tell me to put my autistic hands behind her back
why go on?

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POYO

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THE ENERGY

why aren't you watching whilst shitposting, dumb user?

Unironic love for GDQ ended by 2014. I'm here for shitposting too, I just keep it on the second monitor.

I'm going to finished watching the rest of Kono Healer and Kunoichi while I wait for this to end

Every time they say POYO I will punch myself in the cock.

>Poyo
At least it's not Edobean

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Nope. That's it closed.

fuck off with your ironic weeb e-girl thots faggot

e-girl(male)

Prostitution doesn’t count.

does Any Forums not care about gdq's anymore? 2019 threads about gdq were incredible.

poyo~

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XTH FOR MY MAN IGOR

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kill yourself

for me it ended at 2014 and got shot in the head in 2016 when bonesaw & couch got banned

HURRR LOOK HOW MUCH OF A TIRED GAMER I AM I HATE FUN HURR DURR DURR
just enjoy one of the few times a year/month you get to do something with your Any Forums sisters

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Because it's boring soulless garbage. I'm just here for the thread

I bet a average looking guy who acts normal could pull any girl there. (Not you trannys)

based

Same here. GDQ events will never be as good as this video.
youtu.be/Yo0hTC6BIGw
The glory days of GDQ are long over.

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What is stopping someone from going up and shutting off the console?

This isn't a Dota thread why do you keep posting Timbersaw?

BASED IGORPOSTER

Thread rules:

Stay Hydrated
Wear your mask
Social distance
Stand up and stretch
Check in on yourself
LGBTQIA+ Lives are Human Lives

Clear?

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this music on this level is fucking amazing

Draino...

It's only slightly less shit than if that hambeast was there.

Triangulating your position. How easy is it to get in without a badge I'm not BOOSTed

Ya'll Counter: 18

Quit 3 minutes ago. Don't know what I was expecting from a Kirby game but yeah. A stellar soundtrack does not make up for this bore of a run.