Why are muscular lady orcs always the best companions?

Why are muscular lady orcs always the best companions?

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I would answer but I know no games like this. Can you name some?

Name some that are not from gay games made for gay fags.

>muscular orc woman
>footlong dick
I will now buy your game

Here's your adventuring partner bro

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Name 3 games where you get a buff and sexy female orc companion.
Don't @ me shovelware porn games.

Why is her head so small?

TINY HEAD

Artists make character heads usually bigger than what is anatomically accurate because otherwise they would seem small.

Name one game
You can't

Saucer

Makes your dick look bigger by comparison.

Orc women are for headpats

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I would call you based, but...
You know why I can't...
Fix this.

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she's so cute

Now post the full adventuring party

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giwtwm

Was I having a complete fever dream or was there an Orc woman in Skyrim you could get to fall for you? It's been a while since I played that game.

menoziriath

There's 2 I think

There are 2 marryable orc females in skyrim
One is the daughter of an orc chief who wants to be an adventurer. You have to pay the cost of her dowry to make her a follower. I forget who the other one is

My wife.

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>I forget who the other one is
Easy enough, Borgakh is the patracian's choice of companion. Once you use the companion level unlock and `setessential 1

Thank you, she's who I was remembering

How do you feel about Porcs?

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Trash

Pig noses gross me out but they’re usually the perfect ratio of chubby but not obese so it’s conflicting.

>wife
That's my property, I paid for it

50 hours in mspaint

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ORC SEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXX I WANT TO HAVE SEX

Can we ever reconcile Any Forumseddit's tranny hatred with its love for monster cocks on women, or are we doomed to forever argue shemales and transsexuals are two different things

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Actually much better than the hair being cut off.

Holy fuck that’s a way better look.

I like them but they virtually have no presence outside of porn.

They aren't, they're fucking lame and the sooner this extremely homosexual musclegirl shit fad passes the better.

Fantasy is not Reality.

1.They're different people
or
2. They just compartmentalize their latent homolust towards fiction from real faggots.

I prefer Hog-Goblins

instead of 11ft, she looks 6ft now

Dungeon Meshi had a pretty good take on them.

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Reality is typically much harsher than fantasies, yes

>shememes were born with dicks and no womb but have soft faces and tits
>trans women are people who were born with dicks and no womb but can have soft faces and tits
>NO ITS DIFFERENT BRO I SWEAR ITS MAGIC OR SOME SHIT

Nah, I paid for her fair and square. You can have the ugly one at half price though.

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>1.They're different people
maybe not, "futas = trannies" tends to spur thread-long arguments with people furiously denying that's the case

I know but basically I'm going to keep fapping to muscular futas

Looks like it's door number 2.