SGDQ (Summer Games Done Quick) 2022

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what are you anons doing while watching?

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this doesnt seem like a good speedgame tbqhwyf

I looked up the records for this game. Notice how close all the times are, this isn't because the game is super competitive as a speedgame, but because you're literally just fucking playing the game normally.

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on topic post

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This is making me want to delete my WarioWare switch save and replay it. Bad idea?

GET IN HERE JIGGERS

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How banned is this guy for taking his mask off?

based Mariya poster

proof for the last one?

kill the animals

Where is the estimate for this? Or is it never gonna end?

anything good yet?

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Fuck Wario he stinks

>talks about short-term memory loss but not urine color
come the fuck on

Trying to decide what I want to do
Considering playing Princess Maker 5

Farming cows in OSRS

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My boyfriend Spitz

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crazy how much worse this is than ESA

Disappeared by the CCP.

>jigs
based, pls do this on the abysmal boring runs. love this shit.

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WHERE ARE THE LEWD JIGS!!

Holy fuck this is boring.

Everyone always seems on eggshells at GDQ
ESA is more relaxed

shitpost

How is the event so far boys? Does it look like it will be a good year.

Remember

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This probably one of the worst starts for a GDQ. It's so boring.

I'm having trouble watching the event due to the runners' personalities, jokes, appearances and voices.

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>can't see the estimate or category half the time
how do they consistently manage to make it worse every year

on topic art

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Now behave niggas

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yea super boring to watch but the game was really fun back then

I love hurting the feelings of those working for free. Charities, even. It's all for a good cause.

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Imagine GDQ turning into a superspreader event just because that one guy removed his mask for Warioware: Touched!

The let's play block lasts for about seven days now

I'm not doing lewd because we are a SFW board.

those times aren't really that close for a game of this length

I think they already spread other kinds of diseases over there

Terrible. The only good (read: funny bad) part was when an obnoxious runner got an ukulele and broke into song.

You'd think that a guy who talks this much would have mastered it by now.

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God I loved this run

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I don't get it either. I've watched these marathons for a very long time and generally get enjoyment out of them but the viewing experience constantly getting worse annoys me more than whatever other people bitch about. Just keep it simple holy shit.

user please understand. The bar at the bottom MUST BE BIGGER.

Thanks, chef.

Anyone else see Haggred at first?

what if they arent white?

Rate the run!
D for me, Warioware is fun but it's not a speedgame and the runner is annoying

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>speedrun event
>guy plays piss easy game casually

DIE

I for infected

Show me the trannies.

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D

f

D

D

F

F

How would Wario handle Luigis Mansion?

There's lots of treasure in there.

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F

Not a speedrun, simple as

Muchas gracias mi chef

C

D for didn't watch lol

Speaking of piss, remember to pee frequently during these events to save frames

D

D, boring run

D for give Ashley the D

D

Ashley sure is cute

F
Not a speed game

D - let's play tier

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F

C

D

Bash through every door, eat ghosts, kill E. Gadd

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he would eat the elemental ghosts and basically use them as breath powers like flame breath or ice breath

K for クソゲー

What's the best day of the event Any Forums?

C, another boring middle of the road run

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F for only getting in through Keizaron who cried cause he chokes at every game he plays

B, interesting game

C- not blatantly obnoxious, just boring and not skilled

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Skipped/10

(you)

Has this been the worst first day of a GDQ to date?
Usually the first day has at least one interesting run

D

he would fart the ghosts away
or anal vore

>Special Thanks...
>...You!

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D. Really boring.

>block donation reader
>to narrate wario man dialogue
uhhh based?
really shit run overall but that was nice

Geoguessr just makes me cringe now after the last ESA.

d minus

D

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C

>Anons ITT implying they've never speedran a game before
MAXIMUM COPIUM
I only speedrun Myst and a few other obscure point 'n clicks. Very underrated. There's basically zero room for error[/spoiler[

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I'm up next wish me luck!

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C-

Not a good speedgame, but I don't think that the runner was bad, and it didn't overstay it's welcome.

D
we're off to a shit start this year

please post more of ashely's cute bare feet while wario is still on topic

D

1/10
Didn't make me cringe
Didn't make me laugh
Didn't make me interested in the game/run
Runner is annoying
Made me bored.
1 point for not going over ETA

He would not show an ounce of fear, if anything the ghosts would run from him.

F
not a good game for speedrun + runner is annoying

D

what the fuck is Rolled Out?

(sigh) at least we had ashley posting. Now what?

D

Someone break it to me, so I can just shut it off now. Edobese is gonna be announcer for Kirby and ruining what should be a comfy section

I go for platinum relics when I play the Crash games, that kinda counts, right?

I take a drink every time someone says "y'all" or the host makes me cringe

the only thing i speedrun is my dick

OoT speedrun is going to be lit

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>no monkey ball this event

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>2 hour speedrun eldenring all remembrances

I assume thats without skips and the fucking rubberband glitch else thats not really impressive. Even without those skips it doesnt seem that sick.

ESA has two streams again

Ghetto Monkey Ball. Don't worry though, Helix is a top tier runner even if he's a fag.

D

best wario girls

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post bussy if true

my neet life ends tomorrow and this is a complete waste of my last day of freedom

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I like the all-white, high-top strap with the gum bottom
There's somethin' bout 'em, now dirty that's why I got 'em
I leave 'em strapped and laced and come up out 'em
The last person that touched 'em I been shot 'em
Now if you look, and see lime-green Forces; it's Kiwi
You couldn't get this color if you had a personal genie
You know I keeps it hip-hop; my niggas flip-flop
Yeah, my Force Ones in tip-top now form a flip flops
Me? I like the limited edition, and khaki, and army green
Patent leather pin stripe you should see how I do the strings
Size twelve with the strap, red and white with a Cardinal cap
All flavors but it just depend on when and where I'm at
Don't get me wrong, man
And Murphy Lee ain't dumb, man
Cause if the shoe is on the shelf
You should have some, man
You can not sit up and tell me that you have none, man
You may not have three or four
But you got one, man

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i have, but like 3 people are on the leaderboard so i dont want to dox myself by saying which one it is

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I'm good

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BASED

F

Nope it's kungfufruitbowl

Was about to boot up some Danganronpa Trigger Happy Havoc and play that.

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feeling happy to be honest, my publisher is finally putting out my book to the public
feels good man
/blog

jesus christ

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D, just a letsplay.

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"poyo"
Also I want to force feed edobean and make her bigger

A for Ashley

>only have one monitor
>want to keep browsing Any Forums while GDQ is on
>have twitch app on PS4 on
>4 ads in a row
How is this acceptable

It would become a horror game except for the ghosts.

Just got back from a 2 hour long bike ride and I think I hurt my knee. I didn't even ride that far...

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B

Is there a restream? I know its petty but I dont wanna give them my view

Normalniggers will tell you drink water but they won't tell you fluoride which poisons you is both in tap water and most bottled water. Drink alkalized water

>3 hours in
>only 40k raised
it's over

doin alright, hanging in there doggobro

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Normally pretty bad, but just got back from a vacation, so right now all is good.

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Pretty good, how are you doing?

Monkey Ball but all the characters are nonbinary

Lads, is it even worth opening the stream?
I'm just watching the thread scroll by while playing vidya

She isnt commentating at all this week

D

This crowd cam sucks so much. Doesn't help that there's no autists or stupid kids at the event this year, just VAXXMAXXED nerds with no charisma

i dont have much SFW and you cant embed anymore

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Monitors are cheap as shit. The only real concerns are desk space and heat.

>zelda speedruning
not even once

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? - ?

post his ass

you must pay the price of being a poorfag

So I hear. Josh mentioned he's doing a relay run of the new SA randomizer on stream 2. Watched the first part of his test run and the new effects have some pretty good ones.

Alternate language ones but any other ones get DMCA'd quickly.

How do I stop getting Twitch ads...

>not using the firefox picture-in-picture functionality
You're not living your life to the fullest.

I feel how this dog looks.

>vax required
i guess agdq won't be in florida anymore

>light twirler is gone after only one crowd cam appearance
sadge

at least you will start earning money on it, right?

Trans rights!

>tfw user will never make me cosplay and suck his dick while he rants about trannies online

Are we actually going to get some speedruns this year or is it another "awesome games done kind of quick" bullshit of speedrunners only playing it safe and giving half effort.

is this your first day on the internet nigga?
use adblock

I like speedrunning certain old Halo levels on PC. I don't know where the leader board is or what other people's times are let alone my own times. I find it fun.

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Use streamlink.

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ESA always does during Summer, never during Winter.

>post YFW someone rushes into the event with an AR15 in hand

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I just use two tabs taking one half the screen and one for another

Holy shit. If you're messing with me I did an audible "yesss"

>I donated anonymously because I don’t want someone reading my internet name

I hate this planet

My dementia dad keeps bothering me and this GDQ is boring as shit

I haven't gotten a single twitch ad. Is it because I'm an amazon sub or something?

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ublock origin ain't blocking shit, i never have issues with any other site. first time watching anything on twitch

never say never. i've sucked three cocks of people I met through Any Forums communities, mostly /vg/

>and you cant embed anymore
Eh? Since when?

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idk how you still expect quality from this shit show. I'm literally just here hoping for some cringe moments when it'd be smarter for me just to wait for a compilation or something

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god I hate these two fat fucks

Masks dont fucking work.

YO YO GOBBO YO

Nice, that shit was chaotic as fuck the last time.

Shit. I get heartburn everytime I wake up, my body is fucked, my life is fucked and ai have a headache.

>Donated to this tranny shit
Congratulations faggot.

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Acaz...

Good, we don't want it here.

c, alright but its just playing warioware as intended

Why do they call him Scent?

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Oof, we're off to a really rough start

Dont they usually start off with like 200k cause they use overflow from last year

This event sucks.

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You cant keep this up.

someone gave that an A?

it's not about stopping infections, it's about proving your loyalty to the cult

Prize goblin looking disgusting with his thighs poking out. Very disrespectful.

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Is it a prerequisite to be as ugly as possible to be a host on GDQ?

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jesus what happened on SOTC?

I want to know too.

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>remembered his mask
>forgot his pants
We've all been there.

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YES
thank you ratings graph chad

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There's always going to be someone on Any Forums with supremely shit taste

Lowest common denom retards dictate acceptable practices. Idiots sit through those ads on walled garden devices, they are the television demographic that will watch and sit through absolute dog shit. Sell it and buy 3 more monitors with an adblocker on PC like a normal person. Don't buy anything you can't root and sideload something with an adblocker.

An ashley coomer

Nice to see we're off to a great start this GDQ.

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Communities like this scare away vaguely normal people

women

Opening with a godawful runner, then an average game then a game being played in the average way isn't the best scheduling choice.

it was done the last two marathons, so yes, they can and will

also leave newfag

Extremely unfunny reddit woman and singing.

As always, thanks for your service chart user

Those are the same jeans from 7 years ago.

Bro it's a fucking Christmas ornament

IN JUNE

I hope you're still watching to see rigged votes when the invetible actually attractive girl runner shows up

yes, that's why they fired sumi

Somehow game and gingivitis now annoys me more than the literal golem next to him. Also, put some fucking jeans on I don't want to look at your crotch

Krastorio 2. Just getting artillery going; damn bugs...

They turned cringe to 11 when most people weren't used to it after the break.

pedos BTFO

hi

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The speedrunner played it poorly and then broke into song when she was done.

That's kinda rude user

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He really needs to stop wearing the same clothes he wore twenty years ago

is it just me or is the schedule extra shitty this year?
Am I getting old or are there only like 5 runs that people actually want to see?

Tier lists ruined these threads

I miss skeleton bro

that's the joke user
we gather to watch a shitty stream about people that does not represent us

Try a different base image, it might just be fucked up.

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It's been 2 years since that Bayonetta run. It's time to let go.

gg!

To be a Prize Goblin? Yes.

F

dios mios...

Great start, and thank you for your service.

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Realistically what would happen if the runner was commentating and let out an earth shattering brap part way through? Would he stop? Would he leave?

>Z

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It's automated so yes chart user can keep this up.

>ublock origin ain't blocking shit
i have 4 computers, all with firefox+ublock, and two of them get zero ads on twitch and the other two act like there's no ad blocker installed. i think bezos is fucking with us.

just tell me why skyrim is in F tier and we can move on

GG jiggers