SGDQ (Summer Games Done Quick) 2022

watch this

Patience. I'll do it later.

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Crash 2 is my most anticipated run and it will be in the fucking morning
I want to kill myself

Did wario start yet

>ruining a classic piano piece with hip hop ooga booga beats
Not buying from that sponsor

am on the edge of my seat lad

Holy shit...

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i'm gonna go grab some food. anyone want something?

Why is there no sticky?

Is she hitting the gym to transition into a man?

>making Ads within the event so you can't even dodge them with adblocker
Fuck you too.

>furshit
No

oh fuck

>He's back
Based stat lad, you alone stopped the tier list autism in one fell swoop

when has gdq ever gotten a sticky you mong

damn wtf happened to sotc?

y'all missed it

wow, these opening games are terrible. The schedule is extra shit.

Felicia really set a catgirl standard that will never be surpassed didn't she

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Twisted is obviously the best one. 2nd best is Smooth Moves for the multiplayer

I'm not going to buy your garbage.

...

watch what?

I'm sticky

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I just close the window and come back in 5ish minutes. Sanity-break.

>Getting a "gamer" chair
>Ever

Just fuck my back up.

>no crowd cam because they're shilling their merch
ebin

Yes, most events do that

it says right there

Beef patty

Can I have a hot dog?

How do you speedrun Warioware?
Isn't it more just a playthrough?

I'm seeing no ads
Do it better

i dont undersand how it went so wrong

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There's like 10 people in the crowd why even bother showing it?

How the fuck does the crowd cam itself look soulless?

>woman
they are genderfluid!

go take a shower sticky

What was wrong with SOTC?

>chart user is also fat fuck cock poster
It's all coming together

thank you for these

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Break time go pee out of your penises, and vaginas

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He started the rating autism, like when someone samefags S for some shit tier run but it had a real female like that RE ripoff game last GDQ

GET IN HERE JIGGERS NOWWWWW

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Will they speedrun a mario game this year?

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stop supporting this garbage

it was boring

>maskfagging

>no touhou
it's shit

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>they/them

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based

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>gdq today
what I miss?

>interviews
No one cares about these please stop

Take a break

this better the some disgusting porn.

This mask shit makes it look like even more of a cult.

>they/them

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Does a bear shit in the woods?

can I get a uhhhh.....a good run?

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Run would have been decent but the randomizer was just a guy throwing large d20 to "randomize" the encounters. Add to that random bullshit about petting horse for donations and ending it with an ukulele song about the colossi with some random dude AFTER going over estimate just fucked it up. Without all of that extra shit, it would have been a decent run

They and/or them and their and that

it only takes 1 person to be next hot webm

Did anyone tell them it's just a flu...?

How do you speedrun a shmup?

>now damnit

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Best part of ESA is that they don't have these shitty interviews/people talking parts.

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Yet another Rubiehart run, it was as awful as the last five times.

What's the % of USA runners in GDQ events?

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okay she's pretty cute, I can admit it

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>they/them

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maskoids are the type of people who would have ratted out jews in germany

No a bear shits on the ground.

It's a tranny

cytube.xyz/r/vidya4chan
come for the memes stay for the vidya

the masks make sense now.
>man voice

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god bless

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gentlemen, may I have your attention please. I have an announcement to make very shortly

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>wearing masks in interviews

you're shitting me lmao

sorry good run machine broke

>choker
kinky girl uwu

START THE COUNT

>they them

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>choker
lol
lmao, maybe
rofl, id say

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>masked
>social distance
>tripple giga vax max boost plus
Imagine having paid to go to this
lmao

Everyone shut up, the frogposter is saying something

Listen dude, if you're going to cry about this every time you're going to be here all week

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Why are they doing interviews? Who even is this guy? I wanted to see Wario.

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I just got home from work, did I miss any cringe?

>Wanna see my tits?

Jesus christ GDQ...

I feel bad for Helix. He tried his best to get Midwest Speedfest off the ground, but it did even worse than NASA and now no one cares about any grassroots speedrun event.

Oh.

I have only ever seen one tranny in real life. It was some 50+ guy in a grocery store several years ago. Why is there one every other run at GDQ?

This is someone's son.

Fine.

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I see rat I yiff

Masks were never about safety.
They're badges of servitude and conformism.
And they'll continue to be used in that way for years to come.

*daughter

Kek

would Any Forums play an entire game with this as the hero?

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This was someone's son. This is someone's mistake.

Someone played Shadow of the Collossus poorly and then broke out into song afterwords.

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>Crash 2
>I want to kill myself
tfw we will never get to see that kind of cringe kino ever again

>alright girls I'm up next wish me l-ACK!

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>kill you
I want to see wario ware speeds

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trannies are mentally ill, never forget

Speedrunning requires autistic dedication and is an echo chamber so trannys beget trannies

Replying to a based post

I seem to recall something about the dev getting irate if you don't respect the character being a they/them or something.

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where is wario

>they/themq rat
I will not buy your game.

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The fuck does NASA have to do with speedrunning?

yeah yeah we know. Now get back into your basement.

Is is true the microgame making scene in Japan is still alive and thriving?

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stop being a bigot and listen to the interview

How new

Is this a tranny or a gay guy?

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terf here, please get your gender affirming vasectomy asp

yes

HELLO THERE

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Good lack.

Patiently waiting for your announcement

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Yes.

What's the difference?

Cliques picking their friends over other, better runners.

Rubiehart isn't even in the top 10 runners and keeps getting into that shit for that reason.

The rejected submissions list is a fucking depressing look into this effect.

I think this nasa is North American Speedrunner Assembly?

NASA has been around since the 50s

imagine thinking you're a different sex than the one you were born as and being afraid of catching a cold

god DAMNIT

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>rolled out
Blargh, tranny games. Give me Monkey Ball any time.

>you will never be groomed by a lioness
bros

this will now be my 4th GDQ trying to finish Persona 4 instead of reading the thread all week.

still don't really get how I'm supposed to plan passing the rights skills along 4 fusions ahead for a well rounded persona but I like the overworld stuff.

It seems odd to me to imagine this being some peoples lives, there are two that live near me and i see them in the shop most days

>get back
I'm posting from it already, tranny.

wow it's almost like showering is a meaningless habit that serves no purpose

I'm waiting for the 3am comfy runs.

>F-Zero GX Story, Max Speed, Very Hard on Friday
The only good run in the schedule

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They themselves make it impossible to forget.

>Shasta got a haircut
Nice, nigga's growing up

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The difference is that we don't LGB we only hate the T.

Errrm... did he just say hell?
Can we not?

This and the webms have me pretty pissed off ngl.

>only 60,000 viewers on opening day
>Any Forums threads moving slowly
>even /r/eddit hates its

what happened this year?

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>that voice
i'm out

Warioware: Molested!

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Oh hey,it's Wawio!

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>I had to steal two
what the fuck wario

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aren't they supposed to show interesting games at the start?

But it's still just a gay man with some embellishments.

Well there's AGP trannies and there's homosex trannies.
A lot of trannies consider themselves "lesbians" and would never date a guy.

Fuck this

>Wii U VC game
>dark filter

Literally worse than Hitler.
Piracy and hacking consoles is a gamer's right.

The DIY music scene is actually still going really strong. I saw a few cover songs go viral on tiktok because some Twitch streamer was watching tiktok on stream

>I don't know anything about this game.

im ready for some mr shasta voice cracks, my favorite

He's a good guy

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Good, they need to realize that we want crazy shit again

>lisp
Kill me

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Trannies are not mentally ill.
Videogamers are mentally ill.
This is what SCIENCE has decided. Look it up. It's sad.

Any kino runs yet?

>mask is slipping off his nose

Why would people show up to this to be in the audience?
>pay to fly there
>pay to enter
>worse view than online
>worse audio than online
>must be turbovaxxed
>must wear the mask
>must stay away from everyone else
>must clap when told

Finally someone who knows what they're doing

>A lot of trannies consider themselves "lesbians" and would never date a guy.
Yeah, they end up dating another "lesbian" tranny.
Like Cosmo did.

How do you even speedrun warioware when it's pretty much all on a timer

How much can you optimize Warioware anyway? It's not far off an autoscroller

>dedicated sentry sniper takes him out the moment it slips off

I put like 100 hours into this game as a kid.
He ain't even speedrunning it. He's just playing the fucking game

Each year is more boring than the last.

There have been 2 runs in 2 hours and 30 minutes. This is the 3rd run.

Bring out the freaks!

It's the tranny / speedrunning Super Bowl.

Time for Ashley's game!!

S P E E D G A M E

Get it quick

How do you speedrun Warioware? They're microgames you do in three seconds

Probably hoping to find a 4/10 woman that will love them

Why does every turbo-virgin autist like this runner almost ALWAYS have a lisp and can't talk right?

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Is Ashley in this game?

I'm surprised by the lack of Any Forums logic in these threads

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HURRY UP, Any Forums!

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BUT HE'S SOFTWARE-RESETERINO THAT'S THE COOLEST STRAT :( )

shit let's play
rtv

did she actually say that in the game?

I miss rhythm heaven

I want to mount Wario.

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heh

>i swear it was the touch screen!

You guys want to hang out and play Mario party 4, and get drunk and stoned?

there's no lighting so the nerds feel like they're in their natural habitat

kek

can someone make a screeshot of the nintendo logo being written but frozen at the "ni" second?

DUDE ALCOHOL LMAO

does this look like a high school parking lot?

Legitimately is what somebody during the last marathon would thought they'd do if they went to a GDQ or ESA.

They had it all planned out that they'd sit by some chick during a good game and get talking to her.

See you guys in 30 minutes.

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anything decent so far?

>warioware
Oh cool, a let's play at a speedrunning event.

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>webm
I laughed.

yeah, actually

>Imagine a bus
Sigh

holy FUCK this runner constantly talking is annoying

>He's just playing the fucking game
Welcome to GDQ, it's been like this for some years already.

"yeah I don't know what a bus is"

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