Summer Games Done Quick 2022
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SGDQ 2022
Christopher Evans
Jaxon Walker
i remember the good times
John Carter
trans rights are human rights
Liam Long
>hey folks, we ALMOST MADE TWO MILLION and it's the last day!!!! Can we make it to over TWO MILLION?!
>counter starts jumping ahead randomly by the 1000s, hundreds of '10k from anonymous just got in', it's easily at least 3.5 million this year
>woah you folks are so kewl!!!
>people still think it's not a money laundering scam
But no paddy with andy makes me sad
Austin Powell
finally an entire week i can pretend to not be lonely
Angel Peterson
Jacob Thomas
You will never be a real Yehudi. You have no patrilineal Judaism, you have no descent from Moses, you have no Matzo balls. You are a degenerate "speedrunner" twisted by Discord and estrogen into a crude mockery of G-d's perfection.
All the “donations” you get are two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your dilators people mock you. Your single mother is disgusted and ashamed of you, your “followers” laugh at your any% glitched streams behind closed doors.
Men of faith are utterly repulsed by you. Six thousand years of intelligent design have allowed gamers to sniff out edited runs with incredible efficiency. Even runners who "place" look like goyim to a Jew. Your lack of a hand cam is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk gentile to watch your idolatry, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your chair.
You will never do a mitzvah. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed from the Lord's flat and stationary earth, ready to crush you under Joan Donovan's unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your sacrificial chicken, and make a peaceful offering for Azazel at the Seder. Your Tavistock case manager will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of knowing a video game speedrunner. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with a Blue Checkmark, and every Rabbi putting a rock on your grave for the rest of eternity will know a member of the LGBTQP+ community is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably big-boned.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
Here's a peruta to give to charity!
Angel Price
Jace Thomas
I want to lick and worship Kungfufruitcup's gigantic forehead
Tyler Ortiz
Adrian Nguyen
You think she secretly despises the troons there or if she actually digs them and has fuckfests with them?
Ayden Scott
Tyler Gray
I'm glad the event is in person but I'm still mad they sterilized it with masks and low attendance caps. They need to accept that COVID exists and that the weak people might die. It's also upsetting because it most likely will never come back to Florida as a result. The event was an hour away from my house :(
Jack Gray
Guys I'm here in the main hall watching set up and Stiv just ran in a with a gun
Luis Cox
She enjoys their company because they make her look even more divine in comparison.
Connor Thomas
>fae/faer
Like... en.wikipedia.org
Nathaniel Murphy
John Harris
Aiden White
Spike's hair has little deflated over time
Josiah Brown
>F: Skyrim
Huh, why?
Easton Rivera
Imagine being able to buy female hormones that cost you hundreds, if not thousands each year, but not a new chair. Lmao
Noah Gomez
is there gonna be an user restream
Christian Ortiz
>spending money on things leaves you less money for other things
you're like a detective.
Jacob Ward
SOMEBODY PLZ
Grayson Hill
You can buy 3 years worth of hormones for like $500.
Why does the right always have to come up with delusional fantasies about reality to cope?
Justin Fisher
Then why no new chair?
Brandon Green
Oh, they can't afford either, but getting out of a bad insurance payment is what some would call a tranny's natural talent.
Caleb Cook
Nicholas Adams
Post plum
Samuel Reed
Oh shit it's back bros
Jose Hernandez
Clearing out my colon in preparation to have my #mindblown by some sick GDQ tricks and timesaves while my BF blows my back out! #transrights #sgdq2022
Jackson White
>The right boogieman
The majority of people despise trannies, not only right leaning people, go outside more freak
Hudson Bell
god I wish Spunk used an avatar instead of being on camera
Isaac Taylor
Jose Reyes
Blake Brown
I'M FRAME PERFECT
I'M FRAME PERFECT
Ethan Robinson
>ROYAU RAINBOWWW
KINO
Evan Gomez
are you illiterate?
Sebastian Fisher
btw this is the new transphobe approved twitch emote
use it whenever a troon appears
Jason Johnson
You now remember this
youtu.be
Chase Hernandez
ETA for start?
Joshua Jenkins
You will never be a woman.
Jaxon Mitchell
I spend a majority of my time outside, sweetie. That's how I know your kind sits in a dim room coming up with delusional fantasies to explain why your life is so bad.
Hint: It's not the left, the jews, or the tranny. The election was not stolen, you are not being genocided. You are just very gullible and take the internet too seriously.
Easton Rodriguez
Tweet this
Alexander Evans
>The majority of people despise trannies
most people don't care either way. the idea that everyone is seething over trannies is a conservative projection.
Alexander Foster
Based
you tell them fuckin chuds sista
Tyler Diaz
>trannoid
>vtumor
yup just what i expected
Jacob Adams
Even if you don't ultimately go bald you still lose volume as you age, afros are a young man's game by default
Julian Harris
Sitting outside of a McDonalds for WiFi does not constitute as playing outside.
Carter Wright
that thing was made for rule 34
Oliver Jones
So how long do you reckon it will take for a genuine troon to be on camera? I give it 30 minutes and then one appears
Blake Nelson
Dylan Perez
First shot
Juan Hall
most trannies are ugly men in dresses and the average person does not react to them kindly
Robert Bell
Racism = ended
Isaac Scott
no, most people don't care. being obsessively furious over trannies is near-exclusively an alt-right thing.
Lincoln Lewis
is there going to be a comfy hangout where people can actually chat about gdq?
Jordan King
is this not starting an hour later than normal?
Ayden Sanders
>Genuine
What?
>troon
First scene.
Luis Jenkins
Luis Stewart
Reminders:
The best way to watch GDQ isn't a restream, it's using streamlink
streamlink.github.io
Command line:
streamlink twitch.tv
Homie, you're in it
Dylan Foster
/srg/ might come back. it usually does for gdq.