Corny game
Corny game
doesn't even have corn in it you stupid faggot
the little niglet on the left there has cornrows.
Why is le stronk woman front and center? Where is Steve? How long before they make the default character black
steve is right there jobbing to the new black mob
Shut up LTG
god damn social justice WHINERS coming for my childrens game
Where's Steve?
Look harder.
>corn
Why do people play this game? Where's the fun? Survival elements are shit and all the monsters are not a threat at all so there is no challenge surviving
Which means upgrading your equipment and getting stronger is also pointless and not satisfying because it's useless anyway
Building things isn't fun because at this point people have built EVERYTHING so nothing you build is ever going to be cool
>I don't like it therefore no one else should
Filtered.
The central game loop has been destroyed by successive updates after release.
The game used to be hard and losing everything was easy.
this made me laugh irl, thank you user
>Why is le stronk woman front and center?
Sweden
The woman is on the surface blissfully unaware of the horrors below. Steve is hellbent on driving the horrors out from underneath them.
>Building things isn't fun because at this point people have built EVERYTHING so nothing you build is ever going to be cool
nigger, what?
Minecraft promotional material is like a 2000s sitcom where the woman is strong and competent while the man is a bumbling idiot.
The woman is posing for a selfie while Steve is doing the dirty work.
>Steve is fighting the Warden
>He's doing pretty well, but he can't help but be turned on by the Warden's big, muscular body
>The Warden is getting frustrated, and starts to show off its muscles more
>Steve is getting more and more turned on, and starts to make mistakes
>The Warden takes advantage of this, and starts to beat Steve up
>Steve is getting roughed up pretty badly, but he can't help but be turned on by the Warden's strength
>Finally, the Warden knocks Steve out and he wakes up in a cell
>The Warden comes to visit Steve in his cell, and Steve can't help but be attracted to it
>The Warden tells Steve that it's going to make him its mate, and Steve can't resist
>The Warden takes Steve back to its lair, and they start to have sex
>Steve is getting roughed up and loved it, and he soon learns that the Warden is actually a pretty good guy
>The two of them start a happy life together, and Steve never has to fight the Warden again
AI was a mistake