You see an argonian at the tavern, what do you do?

You see an argonian at the tavern, what do you do?

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i mod out her tits. lizards do not have breasts.
i want my lizard babes to look like lizards, otherwise i cant fap to it.

The obvious.

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I'd probably shit myself honestly.

Burn the tavern to the ground.

try not to stare, lest word gets back to my Khajiit wife at home

Summon up all my balls and autism to talk like a normal person and try to win a date, just like in the last thread.

I'm going to get that Argonian wife one way, or the other.

kill them

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Imagine not even understanding the circle of life, what a retard

Turn around, because I'm clearly im the slave barracks

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summon a daedra to wingman

Based user
Rats aren't highly intelligent

show feet

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all mammals are smarter than reptiles. Even a mouse is smarter than any lizard.

Live mice are fed to snakes, not rats, which are highly intelligent.

10years and I still fuck up modding this game.

Hedgehog syndrome

Drink the lizard milk

say southing out loud along the lines of "holy shit" or something while ogling the fuck out of her.

Did you ever hear of a mouse tricking someone into disobeying a direct order from God? I don't think so.

Start masturbating furiously in the open

I only fuck men and mer, I don't fuck animals or animals LARPing as humanoids.

>I only fuck men
lol fag

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Why is she cosplaying as Ciri from The Witcher 3?

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