Bobby Kotick?

Bobby Kotick?

Attached: 1632018132933.png (202x212, 6.99K)

I thought it was Todd Howard initially but now it seem like a mix of that and Bobby

help me with the clues bros...

I can't even get the storefront to load

>gain 1 card
>put it on sale for 10 bucks
>someone actually fucking buys it
lol, lmao

the shitty steamlabs redirect doesn't load aaaaaaaaaa

The first clue makes me think of Rocksmith. But i don't know if I'm looking for something on the store page.

I thought it would be brutal legend, but nothing is on the page

It's a fake game added for the sale, not a real one. Presumably all the future clues will be as well.
Guitar Millionare

It's actually Guitar Billionaire but for whatever reason clicking it doesn't do anything or give me a reward.

SHIT STILL DOESNT LOAD
GAAAAAAAABEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

I hope those lazy Valve fucks give me something other than a badge
It'll be a badge

Probably just broke because servers are shitting themselves, you know how it is with steam sales

That's still Steam issues. You get a little popup window and get taken back for clue 2.
Both games have been in the "Coming soon" section with non-existent prices so far

Look for these. You can tell from the prices on the games also.

Attached: 1639033760337.png (1037x789, 293.14K)

It looks like a normal upcoming Steam game, it just has a fake price (I think it said TH.NX or something like that). Guitar Billinaires is the first one, it was under the Music section in Arcade & Rhythm. You have to browse/scroll through the games. This new game hub thing is garbage.

>Can't just use the search bar to find the games, have to use Gaben's shitty social experiment
Nice event you dumb cunt

Attached: 1651383266614.png (365x266, 132.22K)

Steam broken again.

Attached: 1200px-AZ_Golurk_PG.png (1200x675, 761.96K)

Kinda looks like robin walker

What the fuck would you search for? All of the games are fake.

no summer sale for me

Attached: 1639323196214.png (966x206, 80.8K)

Richard Epcar you dipshits

Attached: oj-copy1.jpg (650x400, 196.35K)

What happens if you click the "Don't click me" button?

gayben is deployed

It takes you back to the top of the page.

DON'T DO IT user IT CREATES MUSTARD GUS

sends you back to the home page

You get redirected to the main sale page.

They pop up in the search bar but just redirect to the start page. It's not like dumb nigger Gaben and his skinnerbox will let you see them through the beta proper

I CLICKED BUY AND IT DIDN'T REGISTER THE FIND DAMNIT

Installs Bobby Kotick to your computer

guitar hero

Its all a trick to make you browse through games on sale.

You get a VAC ban

look at how laggy steam is (more like steaming shit LMAO)
epic games store never had these problems, clearly it is superior

The rewards seem to be nothing but stickers and badge levels, so it ain't really worth doing