>it's a "the 41-year-old director just discovered pot and awkwardly shoved it into his game" chapter
It's a "the 41-year-old director just discovered pot and awkwardly shoved it into his game" chapter
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oh my god is that marijuana GRANMA COME QUICK BRING THE BIBLE
I don't know why, but I always see it this way.
>throwing back some beers with the boys
kino
>dude weed scenes
faggot shit
HAHAHAHAHAA WEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
Do zoomies even smoke pot or do they all just take xanax?
its because while both substances can be fun, people generally smoke instead of drink because they are literal faggots and buzzkills saying shit like oh I cant handle alcohol (thats kinda the point of drinking) or saying something about calories (possibly the most annoying answer one can give) and therefore people smoking rather than drinking are fags
DUDE
because you're alcoholic? at least that's why i prefer beer
You into drinking with other boys, son?
What's an actual edgy thing he could have put in this game?
perhaps you were raised in a culture that presents drinking as masculine and reefers as subversive?
weed can be handled well in games but generally isnt. GTA IV did it well.
I don't know if the game could've been edgier. They even have a scene where Abby rapes a man.
Heroin.
"A morale booster in this dark times"
God, mainstream people are so awkward to observe. It's whatever, normalfags are just like this.
Being able to shoot the star of david and other artefacts in the synagoge instead of hardcoding Ellie pointing her gun down whenever you aim at something.
>reefers
Goddamn, you're old.
>a culture that presents drinking as masculine
Do you mean nearly every culture in Eurasia since the before Bronze Age?
Subliminal stoner references are the good ones
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Why can't Druckmann do anything right
Why was the fatass so fast?
baby weed
baby sneed
Every game with Neil druckman alone has been shit
Uncharted 4 and the last of us 2 just prove that
TEN MILLION COPIES
>TEN MILLION COPIES*
>*claimed without proof, after two years of discounts and bundles, for a massive AAA game with a seven year development period
ONE don't make fun of me
TWO don't make fun of me
THREE don't make fun of me
FOUR, don't make fun of me
ONE, something's got to give
TWO, something's got to give
THREE, something's got to give now
AAaaaaaaaAAA
this
>game for """mature""" edgelords
>has things those retards think makes someone mature
DUDE WEED LMAO
DUDE SEX LMAO
DUDE SWEARING LMAO
DUDE FAMILY GUY LEVELS OF GORE OF VIOLENCE LMAO
It's a game made for twelvies that think they're mature.
jew=scary Any Forums told me so MUH VIDEOGAMES AHHHHH
Adderal
>That's what we'll do, we'll lie to the public, ourselves, AND our investors! Brilliant!
alco is just a nasty drug that is way worse than weed
You forgot that of that $60 only $34 is actually being split up. You can thank Sony for fucking up their announcement of the PS+ premium trials shit telling us how much the companies are making on full priced games.
Mads and Norman clearly going out for a smoke break. Kojima thinks this is the perfect time for an impromptu photo shoot. Tells Jackie to sit and he himself poses like he's smoking despite not having a cigarette. Mads and Norman don't even pretend to give a shit.
pot is for 30+ years old doomers that can't get women, so that they can attract a doomer female and have sex