I hope you like Mario games, user, because it's the only thing you'll really play on the Nintendo Switch

I hope you like Mario games, user, because it's the only thing you'll really play on the Nintendo Switch.

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I don't like...

Wrong

Switch exclusives:
>Mario Odyssey
>Smash Ultimate
>The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild Sequel
>Splatoon 2 + Octo Expansion
>Xenoblade Chronicles 2
>Xenoblade Chronicles 2: Torna the Golden Country
>Snipperclips Plus
>1 2 Switch
>Fast RMX
>Arms
>Golf Story
>Mario+Rabbids Kingdom Battle + Donkey Kong Adventure
>Gal Metal
>Kirby Star Allies
>Mario Tennis Aces
>TWEWY ~Final Remix~
>Super Mario Party
>Pokémon Let's Go
>Fitness Boxing
>Yoshi's Crafted World
>Pokémon Sword & Shield
>Animal Crossing: New Horizons
>Fire Emblem Three Houses
>Luigi's Mansion 3
>Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3
>Super Mario Maker 2
>The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening
>Astral Chain
>Box Boy! + Box Girl!
>Tetris 99
>Cadence of Hyrule
>Mario & Sonic at the 2020 Tokyo Olympic Games
>Bayonetta 3
>Metroid Prime 4
>Shin Megami Tensei V
>Xenoblade Chronicles: Definitive Edition
>Ring Fit Adventure
>Famicon Detective Club remakes
>Brain Training Switch
>Sports Story
>Taiko no Tatsujin Drum & Fun
>Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Rescue Team DX
>Ninjala
>Groove Coaster Wai Wai Party
>Clubhouse Games: 51 Worldwide Classics
>Good Job!
>Paper Mario: The Origami King
>New Pokémon Snap
>Azure Striker Gunvolt 3
>Bakugan: Champions of Vestroia
>Picross S Series
>Vitamin Connection
>Working Zombies
>Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity
>Fitness Boxing 2
>Kirby Fighters 2
>Rolling Gunner
>Buddy Mission BOND
>Mario Golf: Super Rush
>Triangle Strategy
>Splatoon 3
>Crayon Shin-chan
>Pokémon Brilliant Diamond & Shining Pearl
>Pokémon Legends Arceus
>Monyuu
>Pacman 99
>Monster Hunter Generations Ultimate
>Game Builder Garage
>Mario + Rabbids: Sparks of Hope
>Mario Party Superstars
>Metroid Dread
>WarioWare: Get It Together!
>Advance Wars 1+2: Re-Boot Camp
>Kirby and the Forgotten Land
>Duel Princess
>Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes

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>Mario Strikers: Battle League
>Nintendo Switch Sports
>Taiko no Tatsujin: Rhythm Festival
>Front Mission 1st: Remake & Front Mission 2: Remake
>LIVE A LIVE HD-2D
>Xenoblade Chronicles 3
>Pokémon Scarlet & Violet

Nintendo exclusive multiplats/ports:
>The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
>Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
>Pokken Tournament DX
>Fire Emblem Warriors
>Bayonetta 2
>Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
>Hyrule Warriors: Definitive Edition
>Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker
>New Super Mario Bros U Deluxe
>Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE
>Pikmin 3 Deluxe
>Super Mario 3D All Stars
>Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury
>Miitopia
>Skyward Sword HD
And more to be announced

My switch is a JRPG machine

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Isn’t switch for children?

Then why do you buy a Nintendo Switch?

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The only Mario games I've gotten on my Switch are Mario Kart, Mario Odyssey, Mario Party Superstars and Rabbids.
Pretty much every other game I own on it is a JRPG.

The only good Mario game on there is Bowser's Fury.

The absolute state of Mariofags. How does it feel knowing your franchise is low tier shovelware now to fill up schedules and make investors happy?

From the ones I played, in order from best to worst
>Maker 2
>3D All Stars
>Kart 8 Deluxe
>Odyssey
>Luigi's Mansion 3
>3D World + Bowser's Fury
>Party Superstars

Not planning on playing anything else Mario until the next console, that is unless there's a new 3D Mario next year

based pasta

>Maker and 3D All Stars are his favorite

And yet they are the lowest selling of Mario games on the Switch.

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I like mario games but don't own a switch

>Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
>Mario + Rabbids
>Mario Maker 2
>Mario Odyssey
>Mario Party Superstars
>3D World AND Bowser's Fury
>3D Allstars (cheating because it has 3 amazing games)
and the list didn't even have Luigi's Mansion 3
also I'll be adding Strikers to that list after 2-3 updates, considering it already has SOUL.

Yeah I do
It's pretty much all I play and it's pretty self sufficient desu

3D All Stars would have sold a good 15 million had Nintendo not been such absolute fucking retards. It's consistently one of the best selling Switch games on amazon mexico almost 2 years later, always above 3D World and Odyssey.

Mario Maker is admittedly a tougher sell but it should have sold more than it did. I blame the Switch audience being retarded for that one, honestly.

Mario Maker sold less because in their grand wisdom, they released it immediately after NSMBU Deluxe.

I'm playing neon white right now and gonna pick up sonic origins tomorrow
>but those are on other consoles/PC!
yeah well I'm playing them on switch so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>I'm playing a shitty FPS speedrun anime game and I'm picking up Sonic Origins even though it's been proven to be full of bugs and sub-par performance issues

Okay, Larry. I suggest investing in a gym and starting a diet.

Where the fuck is Galaxy 2?

It's fucking baffling to me how terrible Mario has been in the Switch era
>All the sports games have been watered down to shit and are obsessed with being released in an undeniably unfinished state so they can artificially lengthen the game's lifespan (which never even works, mind you)
>Mario Maker 2 is overall a step backwards from Mario Maker 1, because the Switch just lacks the same functionality as the Wii U gamepad and it replaces a lot of the things that made MM1 unique (costumes, Weird Mario, 100 Mario challenges) with a complete dogshit multiplayer mode
>Super Mario Party is incredibly barebones and even Mario Party Superstars is a bit lacking despite not having any originality whatsoever (granted, that's probably a good thing because nuParty is dogshit)
>Origami King is the 4th Paper Mario game in a row now that has had dogshit gameplay because like SPM and Color Splash, they focus entirely on the story and writing and the game itself suffers as a result
>Low effort ports out the ass, All-Stars, U Deluxe, and Bowser's Fury are all very overpriced for the amount of new content they bring to the table
>Super Mario 99, a fun little spin on the original, was made limited-time only for zero fucking reason along with 3D All-Stars for that matter
>The new Mario Kart 8 DLC (which is a 2014 port by the way) is literally just slightly touched up racetracks from the mobile game that completely contrast with the rest of the game's art
Odyssey is great, I always recommend 3D World to anyone who hasn't played it yet, and I've heard surprisingly good things about the Rabbids XCOM games but so much of the Mario output now is just dogshit. It sucks because it's without a doubt my favorite video game franchise ever even if that sounds like a normalfag thing to say.

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