Why did retards worship a fucking rock?

Why did retards worship a fucking rock?

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the pioneers used to ride those babies for miles

Inf energy + it makes scary aliens

If I have to explain this to you, it’s because you’re retarded, user.

Why do you worship the sun?

But dude, look at that shape, isn't it cool? Doesn't it just make you wanna sacrifice your soul to the ether, bro?

Because the rock is actually an alien creature and emits an invisible field that heavily distorts the mental capacity and thinking process of all those around it so as to gather as much living material/bodies as possible before committing ritual suicide.

Fucking look at it. It's radical.

>religion is actually an alien mindvirus

bros..

It looks like it belongs on the end of a spear or arrow and deals lightning damage

Better question: why do retards keep using soijaks?

>dead space necroposting™ facebook group

Whenever I play this at noon I don't feel scared, just tense sometimes.
Then I convince myself to not waste the experience by playing at noon, and am too tired by the evening to play anything.
what do?

fpbp

It was a big rock.

Behold blasphemer, in mere seconds it sculpts our flesh to its own divine purpose, when we are all made whole imagine what wondrous shape we shall form.

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I haven't seen it in years, but didn't that weird motion comic say something along the lines of "A rock, a book, a chalice, doesn't matter, as long as they think it's magical."

The marker was objectively magic and it objectively is capable of uniting every living being together for eternity. Name one time unitology lied.

This is a shill thread
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Atheists, please

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Get a job.

Space rocks are cool

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Seemed like a good idea at the time