User, care to tells us about the time you stole games from your friend's house

I was on the recieving end
>be 10
>bring pokemon ruby to school
>fat fuck steals it from me during recess
>panic during the afternoon because I can't find it in my bag
>school activity the next day
>fat fuck is playing on his gba with a ton of kids around him
>he doesn't let me watch, so I get suspicious
>tell one of the teachers and force him to show me
>retard was still playing my file, didn't even change my name
>get my game back
I also still have a friend's n64 Majora's Mask copy. I tried to return it, along with the expansion pack, but he insisted that I keep it for some reason

For some reason a girl with a dirty room is far, far more disgusting to me than a guy with a dirty room. I mean, I guess I kinda expect guys to be a bit messier in general so I don't mind it that much, hell, I'm a bit messy at times and my room is disorganized.
For girls tho, it's fucking revolting to see it.

All of my friends are pirate. Me included.

>user is gonna have a stroke if he ever sets foot in a womens only toilet
Women aren't neat princessess they are worse slobs than men.

Women are legitimately messier and more disorganized than men.

Why would I ever need to go to a women's restroom? I'm a man.

And if women aren't neat and pretty naturally, they gotta be trained and beaten until they become that ideal.

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Never have, never will

No but games were stolen from MY house. I knew who it was and my parents refused to say anything about it because they're close family friends with their parents. Absolutely bullshit.

They refused to say anything AND they didn’t buy you a replacement?

Shitty parents

I have two stories, one related and the other not as related.

First when I was about eleven or twelve my mom reconnected with an old friend of hers who also had a kid (he was a couple of years younger than me). He was an only child and his mom must of had some kind of awesome job since he had every video game a person could want. He had a Wii during it's first year, Twilight Princess (later Brawl too), and had a ton of DS games. He also had all the Pokemon games and a Gameshark add-on that allowed for cheats. He showed me once that he had boxes of Master Balls and Rare Candies, it was the stuff kids dreamed about. Anyway he left on of his copies of FireRed at my place and while I didn't steal the game itself, I stole all his Lvl. 100 Mewtwos, Dragonites, and Charizards and sent them to my LeafGreen. I gave him the game back later and saw him again after that and he didn't even seem to notice or care I had stolen anything.

The second story was that I was a chronic Bionicle thief. I would just steal masks and weapons from my friends when I stayed over with them. Sometimes I would go to peoples' houses just to take their old Bionicle masks if I knew they got a new one, or if I felt like it. Karma eventually came back around as I brought all my best Bionicle (and Lego Star Wars) stuff to my day care one day in a bag and it all got stolen.

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I didn't. I stole a game and did so from school.

Which ended in a downward spiral for the tard I stole it from and he's now just an unemployed drop out drug fag on welfare.

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