LMFAO

>9 months for abs
im not the most knowledgeable of the pursuit of Gainz but i don't think thats true

/k/ won't know shit about swords and you won't know shit about how to use it
Join a HEMA club, it's cheap and theyll have people to point you at for quality shit

Entirely dependent on how fat you are at the start.

youtu.be/jjnLuK2HXNM

Exercise is a conspiracy. Become flabby and easily controlled.

Bless you, user. I was unironically thinking about taking traditional japanese swordfighting classes and then attempting to practice their style with a far heavier and longer german blade just to be insane.
Nah, I want the retardedly big sword that was the heaviest ever used in combat.

Holy shit. I thought it said 1 month hahaha

I actually agree, somewhat. I was a landwhale who weighted basically 300lbs. I finally decided to stop being a lazy shit and did diet and exercise until I hit my goal of 180. Now all I fucking do is think about what I can eat based on my calorie intake and lament being a fat piece of shit who could just eat whatever. Obviously, it's much healthier and I don't want to do any "cheat days" to backslide into slothdom, but the thought it always there.

>In 50 years we'll be saggy, but he'll be saggy and boring

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Why do normalniggers keep going "on diets" and then go back to stuffing their faces afterwards
A diet change is a lifestyle change

A healthy body leads to a healthy mind but screw that. Just accept that you are too lazy to look after yourself and never improve.

You have to spend at least an hour a day doing exercise or you'll regret getting older than 30

Yeah that would be retarded
They use polyurethane or other synthetic materials for blades and only use metal for intermediary practice, but it's all the same weight (the only difference is how the blade bites in a bind)
They'll have practice ones for you to use (generally, can't speak for fuckin Alaskan clubs if there are any) and eventually you can drop a couple hundred on a practice one or a live steel one if you feel so inclined (but it's also dangerous as fuck, do NOT underestimate them)
Don't ever practice indoors because you'll cut up your ceiling and walls, just use a hammer of the same weight for practicing the cuts and stances and footing and all that if you live in an apartment for example

Go wild, it's a great hobby and a great community

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That was probably the Royal greatsword

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Is that his gf awkwardly smiling along?

>strong guy goes from smug to carefully listening to full blown proud blonde arian over the course of the comic

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Must be easy to say that being a philosopher that doesn't do any real work

Lanklet here
The worst part of lifting is having to it at all
I wish I could gain muscle with just one meal a day
I hate having to force fed muyself like a fuckiong turkey

Nigga he was a professional wrestler and every greek man was a soldier for years standard
Retard

This but instead of physical training it's bionics

That was some dumb shit you just said

Because diets are marketed as treatments for the disease of obesity, and these people are used to modern medicine being able to quickly remediate any illness. They fail to realize that "diet and exercise" are not cures but simply describe a lifestyle that doctors say will help them. And so, when an advertisement comes along for a subscription-based meal plan for a new diet they see it no differently than the latest advance in pharmaceuticals. But in reality, probably nothing has changed if they were to asktheir doctor.

>not meditating in front of the mirror between sets

>Just accept that you are too lazy to look after yourself and never improve.
I accepted that years ago.
Gonna coast 'til 40 and probably die.

He touched his cock and balls with others while wrestling lol

>wrestler
>reserve soldier

>real work

user, you cannot be this stupid
swinging a sword around in your backyard is fun for a few days, then you are never gonna touch it again
professional fencing classes are more about technique with a certain weapon and are pretty much not applicable to others.
if you just want to develop strength from swinging a tool, get yourself an axe and start cutting wood.
>use a hammer of the same weight for practicing the cuts
a sword is balanced around the grip and feels completely different than a hammer.

Thanks, I needed motivation to go lift
I'll never be like the snivelling little cocksucker that wrote this garbage

Just went through my bookmarks and realized the sword I picked was on a website with hema in the name. kek
I have multiple clubs nearby so I'll check them out when I get the chance and ask them about specifications while taking a class.
This is the sexy fucker I'd been eyeing:
>hemasupplies.com/product/two-handed-blunt-sword/
You underestimate my autism, plus I'd do so while catching some rays because I haven't been getting as much sunlight recently.

If you want to be fat and lazy then whatever, just don't try to make excuses and attack people who put in the work.

Drink smoothies to easily reach a caloric surplus and 1 gram of protein per pound. Feel free to switch out ingredients for similar stuff.
>smoothiegains.com/ten-thousand-calorie-smoothies/

>fencing
>hammer doesn't work
Lmao, enjoy your classes where you get graded on points
Go try it, I know you spend $800 just to use a foil but there's more to it all than just the gimp suit
You might even enjoy the martial tradition instead of the literal game

You're thinking of Plato for the wrestling part. Socrates most likely worked as a stonemason since his father did, or rather was simply a business owner.

>cultivating inner strength
>not studying the car

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