RAW game thread #3

Elias is back edition

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How hot is it going to be in your guys state this week

Gonna reach 90 here in Michigan

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And better than ever?

Already 101 in Texas

98 tomorrow in eastern NC

Next week we WALK WITH ELIAS

IM CUMMIN

What the fuck is this dimeless theme? Where's I'M CUMMING

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WHO WANTS TO WALK WITH ELIAS

is that world famous jobber MVP???

Scratch that, just checked and now it’s gonna be 99.

kek look at this dood WE CAN'T STOP WINNING Z GODD

I'm still Zekeing out man

Getting up to 30 this week in the great state of Ontario

I’m zekeing out bros

BASED Any ForumsCHAD

Upper 80s. Damn near perfect but, I don't go outside anymore so, I don't care.

I'M CUMMING! All down your face, all down your back, all over the place

The Dirty Dogs finna help Ceddy get the win

Was 96 but over 100 today with the heat index in Iowa

Comfy Game Threads Tonight Boys
Big Up

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Don't melt canadian

I don't miss Cena wrestling. He was super boring and turned in HHH Reign of Terror/Lesnar/Roman Reigns territory. Instant channel change.

It’s 87 right now in OK.
It’s also 8:30 pm.

NEXT WEEK WILL BE PEAK ZEKE

which means, don't fuckin sperg out in the dynamite one

I'm also Zekeing UP

They cut the part where Cena says he was a one hour flight away

78 in San Diego

That's below freezing you fucking idiot

What are the chances of Zeke and Elias showing up TOGETHER next week bros?

THE BEAN KICKED IN

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Just program your bots better, tony

IM GONNA FREAK DURING PEAK ZEKE WEEK

If AEW dont win in the demo at least in the third hour this week its Over for them

>not realizing he means Celsius

That's 86 you stupid burger!

Shut the fuck up! This is America! Ya fucking commie!

is cedric actually gonna win this match

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I thought he said "wife beaters", not "bottom feeters"

Go back yank

It's been way too long since I've heard Cedric have any theme music

i can see him being released if he doesnt

when is based Seth going to show up?

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Holy shit, Cedric joined the New Day!

>feeters
feeders
Don't kink-shame

Yeah, via rollup

So how pissed off is Big Swole pissed off that Cedric is jobbing every night?

How old is MVP now? He can move well enough but damn he definitely is showing his age

KWAB

Missed him.

Do you think Seth Rollins swings both ways

MEGA BASED

You missed him, but he has a match with Styles later

Google it you doofus

OH NO

LOL Kek What A Jobber

48

>AJ has stitches

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Holy shit these stitched on BBAJ's head

>yfw Cedric jobber because MVP was still mad over the jericho thing

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KWAB

Did you know Omo is only 28 years old? He looks about as old as MVP

Are there cuts coming soon?

THANK YOU AJ
THANK YOU AJ

It’s a work

what happened?

I'm sick of Seth thinking laughing is a gimmick

THEY DONT WANT NONE
>THEY DONT WANT NONE
THEY DONT WANT NONE
>THEY DONT WANT NONE

AJ is so cool

mvp completely buried cedric with that promo, then buried him in the match. kinda thought they'd let cedric win this one then have omos beat him again in a mitb qualifier match

Bros, I miss heel AJ Styles :(

God Damn I Love To Hate Seth

Can Cody let AJ borrow his entrance and attire while he's in surgery?

Maybe

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Can't wait for android wrestling, these human shitters are boring

>AJ saying fuck
What would Jesus think?

no gf desu

based

Is AJ winning tonight?

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My generals :)

Is it normal for them to mention an injured wrestler this much? I thought that usually when someone is going to be gone for a while that they're kinda vanished out of existence until they come back. It's giving me false hope that Cody won't be gone that long.

What A Based Soldier Of God I Have Here

CRUSH ME RHEA

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Battlebots is down the hall.

Amen brother

So who's playing Elias next week?

AMEN BROTHER

I want a Game of Thrones angle where Ezekiel and Elias have sex with each other and attempt to murder a small child to keep it a secret.

why can’t the wrestlers make their entrances after the commercial breaks?

It's going to be Elias himself ya schizo.

Nope he fucked more girl in his indy run than all of us in our life

Elias didn't die user.

we don't do aew shit here

Koko B. Ware.

Nope, due to negative troon vibes. Amen Brother

Captcha HRT PJ

where are the Dirty Dogz

The moon shit never happen

Seth 'Freakin' Lynch

Being Wanked By Tony

Seth is the Kingslayer gear tonight, I see

Elias, ya doofus

I hope AJ wins :)

99 in chicago this week

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didn’t they recently prove the moon landing didn’t happen?

Never. This is a family show, not a tranny botch fest

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>Most guys barely gets one name
>Seth Freaking Rollins have three
Gee Seth, why does Vince let you have three names

meds

Fake News

Could AJ and Seff have a 5 star match together

>the moon landing didn’t happen?
Prehistoric meme

so what is left on the show tonight after seff and aj?

we hear from judgment day i guess? the posedown?

>THAT CHAIR LANDING

i am edging just in case they show rhea ripley on screen at some point