How do I into chess...

How do I into chess? I want to get to maybe 1500-1700 ELO quickly so I can go to tournaments and get a cute autist chess gf.

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Electric Light Orchestra?

1500 ELO is easy if you're not a brainlet just play

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WHATEVER I DO WHEREVER I GO
THE SAME AFTERGLOW IS KEEPING ME L O OW

For me it's twilight and Mr blue sky

chess is a faggot-tier solved game, but, if you must know...

memorize opening moves and their counters. all high level play revolves around this. chess is simply a memeory game.

if you want an actual strategic game, play go.

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Riichi!

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Sorry, I don't play games for brainlets. I play real strategy games.

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Start by moving one of your knights out first, and then just play reactionary to everything your opponent does with no real plan in mind. I have won roughly 70-75% of the chess matches I've participated in with this strategy, it will probably work for you too.

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Why aren't you playing Abalone then?

Since Black Lives Matter, women don't play racist games.

isn't like 1500 average and a basic understanding of how the game is played?
1700 is just the starting level for advanced play is the realm of notshit absolute shit at ur hobby
since this is a video game board, 1700 is like reaching platinum in ranked in competitive a game, its really not hard and you don't even need to put in any real effort to learn, you can just grind and learn the game through play, obviously if u do try to learn & understand outside of the game you will advance faster
you could easily go from literally never played chess to 1700 in a month or two

this shit isn't even close to vidya fuck off.

What a goddamn retard gorilla you are.

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>unironically replying to garbage bait
You are the problem. Stop replying to those fucking attention seekers.

you just know

1. play a bunch of chess
2. memorise openings
3. play more chess
4. watch chess games
5. play chess

Sure fucking thing let's start posting about goddamn sports because there are a million sport videogames.

Holy fucking retard.

6. play some chess niqqqqqqqaaaaaa

Play Chess but better instead.
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