The heatwave has arrived.
Meanwhile in the Any Forums apartments
the sound of the ACs is driving me crazy :D
I kinda wish that it was hot on my level. it's a straight blast of antarctic wind up here. How we got a southerly wind on level 800, I'll never know. Does anyone know how to deal with the 3am poop gnomes? I'm sick of hearing them giggle and shit on my door
Can the retard who is listening to the cynthia theme on repeat on the 135th floor turn down the volume???
How the hell did the trannies work out that rent deal? I guess it comes out of the mods salary
>90 degrees outside with 100% humidity in Georgia
>55 degrees inside
Off topic but I always thought the corncob towers in Chicago looked kinda weird and out of place for the city but they're really nice inside and if you're lucky you have a condo with a view of the river.
It's kind of neat if as a western predecessor to Roppongi Hills.
I CAN'T HEAR YOU, WHAT?
I've just seen a cumshot fly in front of my window, coming from the floors upstairs.
user if you are reading this, please stop, it's the third time this week, there are better places to masturbate than in front of your open window.
Central air chads where we at?
Who the fuck keeps making that noise?
Sorry, I have a little flautulence going on
>work out a deal with the user on the 5597th floor to give him my copy of MGS4 for his microwave
>hook it up and put a frozen dinner in
>hear gunshot
>the user above my apartment killed himself right above my microwave and the blood dripped through the floor
>eat my food anyways
>tastes like blood
Day ruined.
When are we getting a Any Forums apartments version of the Bunker?
>Opens his window to loudly fart in your windows general direction
the smell, jesus....
>finally see image as what it is instead of a broken ai showing me the underside of carpet
neat
Might wanna crack a window Floor 1154, I just ate a 2lb can of pork n beans.
To whoever westernized and industrialized China in Vic2, set the volume to max, and locked himself out of the room. For every TING you will receive a lashing. As a heads up you are already at 500. If you turn yourself in within the hour we will reduce it by half.
Imagine the noise coming out of that building. Imagine the eye wattering smell as you get close.
>tfw you accidentally get off on floor 3860 and realize it's the hydroponics sector and the elevator won't be back for another 5 cycles and you just want to get back to your metal corridor and residence block
What is this?
Some political grid meme turned into a weird post-apoc survival setting.
You COULD try the stairs, even if I would suggest it unless you heavily armed
>NEET
>Can't afford apartment
>Live in the closets of other anons, playing a chink handheld and ERPing on an ancient laptop
>Drink one Mountain Dew Code Red per day to get the minimum amount of vitamin C needed to stave off scurvy, otherwise living off of beans, rice and water
Ahh yes... this is the life.
Yeah bro I'm fucked I'm gonna go insane, maybe if I get lucky I can sneak into the cargo lift when the food rations go out but I have no idea where that really goes I'm freaking out.
>he pays for the Any Forums apartment
user, laws stopped being enforced in here years ago, no one is going to ask for money, I am not even sure if management is still alive.